The Nong vs. Bbang War
Nong or Bbang.
It’s truly a difficult dilemma.
First of all, I like both, so if we set personal preference aside—
Looking at popular Korean VTubers these days, there aren’t many Nong characters. Most of them have at least some chest.
But in Japan, cute-concept Nong characters are still hugely popular. If I ever want to expand globally (delusional talk), I’d have to consider that route too… Hmm.
It’s hard.
Maybe because the dokkaebi beautiful-girl concept fits both styles perfectly.
Bbang lol. Dokkaebi.
Nong lol. Dokkaebi.
Both images look good when I picture them.
Ah, I really don’t know.
I feel choice paralysis coming on.
Still, it’s a happy kind of worry… Hehe.
Anyway.
“What do you all think? There seem to be a lot of Bbang characters on Jijijik lately. You guys prefer that too?”
Obviously gotta go Bbang lmaoooo
NongNong lololol
Ming, you seriously have to go Bbang fr
What the hell, of course it’s Nong lol
If you don’t do Nong you’ll shit your pants lololol
Kick out all the pedo bastards, fuck lol
Ming, the current trend is definitely Bbang fr
The chat exploded instantly.
Legendary chat speed. It was impressive how transparently they flaunted their tastes and desperately tried to convince me.
At a glance, the opinions were split exactly fifty-fifty.
A true war between the NongNong faction and the BbangBbang faction. My heart felt majestic just watching it.
“Puhuhuhu… Wait, what is this chat speed? It feels like watching those hardcore otakus suddenly get chatty the moment their specialty topic appears~ Just kidding. It actually feels like I’ve finally met my own people. Hmm, hmm.”
WTF
Huh?
You tryna fight? You tryna fight? You tryna fight?
Please don’t lump us together, it’s honestly insulting (laughs)
“Ugh, what the hell is a tiger-print bikini dokkaebi? Your taste is way too—bleh. And there are plenty of Nong dokkaebi and yokai characters too. Like a beautiful shrine maiden yokai, for example.”
How could anyone resist a Nong character wearing shrine maiden or hanbok-style clothes with cute little horns on her head?
Plus the gap moe of a tiny body wielding a massive club as a weapon.
Kya, just imagining it is insanely cute.
Fucking Nong review lmaoooo
As expected from the connoisseur lol
What the hell is ‘that’ you degenerate lol
Ugh fuck lol
Username checks out lol
Go simp for your favorite soccer player already
Ming, this is the true ugly face of the pedos fr
“Have you all lost your minds…? Puhuhuhuhu.”
I couldn’t help laughing. Even I hadn’t thought about that level of detail yet.
This room is truly an abyss… Yep, yep.
“Uh, thanks for the opinion, but suddenly dropping a parent diss… Hmm. You can just leave~”
Look at this guy’s attitude
This dude suddenly went full throttle lol
Don’t say it that harshly
Bbang review lololol
As expected, parent disses come from Bbang fans lol
Bbang-ryun lol
BbangBbang faction <<< overall worse personality fr, meanwhile Nong gentlemen <<< mostly nice fr
Nong gentlemen my ass, those pedos are insane lol
“Aigo, stop with the guild war already! Everyone calm down. Both Nong and Bbang are wonderful tastes!”
The atmosphere was getting too heated, so I tried to settle the chat for a moment.
Whew… I didn’t bring up the Nong-Bbang talk to create this kind of guild-war vibe. I’ll have to be more careful next time.
“Ha, shit, why does the income have to be so good… Like. Heh.”
No way lol
Like button for that lol
Income’s nice, right? lol
Ugh money grubber lol
She’s just cute tho lol
“Ahem. Anyway, instead of just spamming insults, can you guys try to be a little logical? Right now it’s just ‘Nong gang rise~ lol’ ‘Bbang gang rise~ lol’ back and forth. How are we supposed to reach a conclusion like this?”
If things kept going like this we might be stuck in this loop until dawn.
That wouldn’t be good. I have a part-time job, so waking up will be hard enough already.
While I waited for some logical donations—er, opinions—
This one’s kinda convincing?
Is it?
Agreed agreed lol
Ha, that whining voice is worse than Bbang at least..
I’m convinced… I’m convinced… I’m convinced…
The NongNong faction admits defeat..
A donation flew in. Yeah, it was actually pretty logical compared to the others…
“What the—what did you say? The fuck? What’s wrong with me doing the baby voice?!”
I was genuinely taken aback.
They were saying that if I went Nong I’d have to match the RP with a baby-regression voice, so they were against it.
What’s wrong with that!
What’s wrong with baby-regression voice!
Honestly, when I listen to it myself, it’s way cuter than other VTubers. People these days are so weird.
“Noooo… I was a little embarrassed back then so it might have sounded cringey! But if I really get into character and commit to the RP, I can act it properly!”
Ahem!
I cleared my throat lightly, focused, and slipped into RP mode.
Right… I am the princess of the Dokkaebi Kingdom… starting an internet broadcast to understand human culture…
Good. Input complete.
Swallowing my embarrassment, I opened my mouth.
“Hewwo, you humies! I am the goblin pwincess from the goblin kingdom! Evewyone bow youw heads!”
☛ㄱ-☚
Uwaaah lol Goblin princess is here lol
(shivers)
Ming you wanna die?
Ugh fuck lol
That’s as far as you go… that’s as far as you go…
WTF WTF
Getting chills? Getting chills? Getting chills?
This is actual chills lol
Everyone with chills get the hell out lololol
“There are wude people in the chat! BangMing will… Puhuhuh. Ah, fuck, this is embarrassing.”
I stopped mid-sentence, too mortified to continue.
Ha, shit… Even when I try to commit, the embarrassment is still there. If I actually make the avatar a Nong character, I don’t know if my mental fortitude can handle it.
“Anyway, I won’t be accepting that donation’s opinion. Looking at the chat, a lot of people are saying it’s cringe, but… Heh. Honestly it is pretty cute, right~ Haha.”
Cringe cringe lol
Is this a win for the NongNong faction?
I’m not getting chills, fuck you lol
“Haa? Hey, hey, take that back. What could possibly be more important than this? Please touch some grass!”
Ming I admit it, this is the most serious I’ve been in my life fr
Touch grass? lol
You mean stop watching this and go to sleep lol
She’s getting superchats, don’t interrupt lol
“Why do you guys keep bringing up superchat income? This isn’t that kind of stream~”
Even though I said that, the donations flooding in today were no joke. At this rate, we might hit the highest earnings ever? Hehe.
The thousand-won punches are really sweet today. Ah~ Won’t someone throw more fuel on the fire~?
Ding.
Huh?
Is that for real, Anka?
Anka review lol
Honestly that does make sense fr
The Nong farm union is doing another surprise protest lol
“……”
They really threw more wood on the fire. The content was insanely ridiculous, though.
Legendary nonsense.
“What are you even saying? If your chest is small in real life, the national rule is to make it Nong? Then what about all the big-chested characters everyone makes on Jijijik?!”
For real lol
Sniper shottttt
MingCola lololol
That was a direct hit ㄷㄷㄷㄷ
I guess those people must actually be well-endowed~
“What big-chested drip? Sigh.”
What do you mean everyone’s actually big-chested? Does that mean the average cup size for women in this country is at least a D?
They should at least make sense… Sigh, sigh.
I was going to just ignore it and move on, but—
“Shut the fuck up. Take that back.”
My wife is eliminated my ass lol
Hey hey
You bitch lololol
Why are you swearing..
Did that hit a nerve~? lol
This girl really got triggered lololol
The moment they said my chest was small, I unconsciously swore.
Why? Did that actually get to me?
Yeah, it seems so. Otherwise I wouldn’t be able to explain how I feel right now.
Ha, shit. But this I really can’t let slide.
“Noooo, you guys, this is seriously unfair criticism.”
I tried to speak as calmly as possible. But… I couldn’t control my emotions.
I grabbed my soft, chewy breasts and continued.
“I’m not small, okay!? They’re fucking huge!! Totally insanely mega fucking BOOOOOOONG!!”
Ugh
Huh?
Ugh..
Ugh ugh ma
For real?
Lmao
She’s going BOOOOOONG lol
Pouting Ming