Nong vs. Bbang: And the Winner Is~?

“For real, do I actually have to prove my underwear size? This is so unfair, sob sob.”

“Edited? Come on, I’m trying to save money right now. Why the hell would I fake my underwear size? You guys are actually driving me nuts.”

These people are all just hearing what they want to hear. In the Mungheads’ minds, ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠I’d already been locked in as a total flat-chest.

Anger started to flare up… but then—

Wait a minute.

I quickly cooled my head. Was this really something to get so worked up over? When I thought about it, I used to be a guy. Why was I getting upset over someone saying I probably had small breasts?

It might have been a slight overreaction. Realizing that suddenly made me feel embarrassed.

Or was it? If we’re talking from a guy’s perspective, this was basically the same as being accused of having a tiny dick. So getting mad is totally justified. Yeah, yeah.

…I don’t know anymore.

This is hard. The world of TS runs deep.

“Anyway, think whatever you want. No matter what you guys decide in your heads, reality isn’t changing. Call it the composure of the strong, I guess? Heh.”

“AA cup my ass… pffft. Oh, speaking of cups, that reminds me the World Cup is coming up soon. I really hope Portugal wins~”

It slipped out in the middle of my stream-of-consciousness ramble, but I really do hope they win. It’s the only chance my brother has to compete with that vomiting guy again.

If they win the World Cup and he adds a thousand more goals on top of that? Then the GOAT title really might belong to my brother… hehe.

“You guys went way off topic. So, should I go with Bbang or Nong? Send some donations so we can have an actual debate. Oops, my bad. Hehet.”

“Hmm~ The Nong gentlemen really are nice. Should I just make a Nong character?”

The moment I said that, the BbangSquad frantically started throwing donations to stop me. Hmm, it’s the exact same template so it doesn’t even feel special anymore.

Hey, hey. Is that all the BbangSquad’s got?

Just as I was about to be disappointed—

“Calling people NongBeggars… pffft hahaha!”

Now the Bbang rich guys were just pushing with money. Flexing ten thousand won at me while calling the NongSquad broke beggars was truly an art form. Art.

These people are all so damn cute. At this point aren’t they enjoying the gacha war more than I am?

Plus the topic changed too much when I suggested a debate. This isn’t an auction.

Still, ten thousand won is sweet. So sweet! Hehe.

“Ah, thank you so, so, so much for the ten thousand won. Thank you thank you~”

“What’s wrong with my way of talking? It’s just cute, you’re all jealous… hehe. Anyway, this, this~ I think I’m suddenly starting to like the BbangSquad~?”

“Whoa.”

The donation flew in before I could even finish speaking. Wow! This time it was a full twenty thousand won! What the hell is going on? Is today the day I die from my stomach bursting?

The donations are coming in so well it’s actually scary. Still, it feels insanely good. Hehet.

Anyway, I tried to say thank you again but…

“……”

Ding! Ding! Ding!

The donations came in like waves and I completely lost the ability to speak. How much did I just make? How much did I earn in less than a minute?

Is this what a VTuber’s life is like? Wait, I’m still just an aspiring one? Hehehe.

Anyway. Whatever. It feels amazing. The dopamine rush was so strong I felt like I might actually float away.

Still, I need to calm down. Right now, saying thank you comes first!

“Uh… yeah. Thank you so much for all the donations, everyone. But if I had an avatar I could move it around and react properly, but since I don’t have one yet I don’t even know how to react… hehe.”

Other VTubers usually used their avatars for reactions. Shaking their heads cutely all over the place or moving around on the stream screen.

But like I said, I don’t have an avatar yet so I’m in a tough spot. Obviously no cam either.

“Full aegyo course? Should I actually do it? Hehet.”

Back to baby regression ON. This time with the Nong goblin concept.

“Hewwo humies~ I is da super duper cutest wittle goblin pwincess from da goblin kingdom~”

I spent a solid three minutes doing my best aegyo for the Mungheads. The reaction wasn’t bad. They looked like they were dying from how much they loved it… hehe.

Well, that should count as a proper reaction for all the huge donations I received.

“Thank you again, everyone. Now it’s about time… I think we need to make a decision.”

The long, long Nong-Bbang war was finally reaching its conclusion. Yep, all that remained was announcing the winner.

But still… after everyone showed this much passion with donations and debate, was it really right for me to decide alone?

Honestly it didn’t feel right. In times like this…!

“Since we’re a democratic country, let’s decide with a vote~ I’ll open the poll now.”

“Hey hey don’t actually report me… hehe. Nooo~ You guys will have more fun if we do it by vote! I’m doing this to fill your dopamine, you know.”

Even while cursing, the Mungheads still typed “Agreed” in chat. They can’t resist poll dopamine. Guess everyone becomes a slave to dopamine eventually… hehe.

“How do I even open a poll… Oh, here it is. Since we don’t have many viewers anyway, I’ll only leave it open for one minute. Poll time, go go go!”

A real-time cyber siege was unfolding. Looking at the current vote tally, it was neck-and-neck with no overwhelming lead.

Honestly I expected an easy win for option 2 since most Jijijik VTubers are Bbang fans, but this is surprising. Did our room have this many NongSquad members? I did think something was off when the donations kept coming in.

Anyway, this is interesting. Really interesting… yeah, yeah.

That short one minute passed by in the blink of an eye.

Poll closed. And the results were…!?

“Dun dun dun~ NongSquad victory! With this, my next avatar has been decided as a Nong character~ Pffft hehehehe.”