Chapter 3

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Translator: MadScientist

Chapter: 3

Chapter Title: The Nurse is Weird

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The nurse climbed on top of me.

I cracked my eyes open just a sliver, pretending to be passed out, and looked up at her.

That very moment...

The nurse was undoing the buttons of her uniform top, one by one.

Holy shit...

As the buttons came undone, a pair of massive tits sprang free, topped with bright red nipples.

The nurse toyed with her own nipple, licking her lips.

With her breasts fully exposed, she leaned in closer and closer to my face.

I could feel her hair brushing against my skin.

It grazed my face for a moment before she moved behind my head.

"You need to sleep with your pillow propped up a little higher."

The instant she shifted...

Her huge tits and nipples rubbed against my face with every movement.

"Since you're a hunter, Mr. In-ham, you'll recover in no time."

She kept mumbling to herself as she fussed with the back of my head.

This time...

Her nipple brushed right past my lips.

The urge to suck it was overwhelming—I parted my lips just a bit.

Ah...

Just a little... closer.

Just a bit more.

But...

The nipple only teased my lips, never slipping inside.

Then, without thinking, my hand drifted toward the nurse's thigh.

The moment my hand made contact, I felt the soft, supple skin.

Haa...

Feels so good.

"Oh! You can already move your hand?"

The nurse noticed my hand on her thigh right away.

I froze and squeezed my eyes shut tight.

But she just kept talking to herself like nothing happened.

"At this rate, you might recover even faster than expected."

Still playing dead out of sheer panic, I kept my eyes closed.

But my hand stayed planted on her silky thigh.

Suddenly—

I ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠felt her hand on the back of mine.

And she started guiding it upward, inch by inch.

Stroking her own thigh, leading me higher and higher.

Then came the hem of her short skirt.

Her hand slipped under the fabric, naturally pulling mine toward her ass.

The firm, plump cheeks pressed against my palm through her panties.

It clung perfectly to my hand—definitely her ass.

What the hell...

What's going on here?

She was getting turned on, guiding my hand like this.

Whatever...

Screw it, might as well enjoy it.

I gripped her tight ass firmly.

Whoa...

Check out the bounce on this thing.

Insane.

As I kneaded her ass, she leaned in close to my ear, breathing heavily...

Her hot, sweet breath washed over my nose—she was clearly aroused.

Inhaling her fragrant scent while groping that perfect ass, my dick started throbbing hard.

I tried to move, dying to fuck her.

But...

My body wouldn't obey.

Helpless, I kept fondling her ass with my hand.

But then...

Her hand guided mine into her panties...

A hot, damp heat began building at my fingertips.

And finally, my hand reached her pussy...

Holy shit...

I could feel her pussy right there at my fingertips.

Haa...

Smooth and slick...

So this is what a woman's pussy feels like...

A moment later...

She straightened up and straddled my crotch.

Her voice rang out.

"Hah... You're actually reacting! A dick twitching for my pussy..."

She rocked her hips gently, grinding ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠against my cock.

With every motion, a scorching heat pulsed through my shaft.

My dick swelled even more, fully sensing her pussy now.

Ah...

This feels fucking amazing.

My cock screamed to plunge inside her.

But she stopped grinding.

Disappointment crashed over me in an instant.

But then...

She hurriedly yanked down my pants.

"You're actually getting hard..."

She stared at my cock, muttering strangely.

Then she slowly brought her mouth toward it.

No way...

Is she really gonna suck it?

Ugh...

Hot, wet sensation on my glans.

She really took my cock into her mouth.

*Slurp... Schlop... Smooch...*

Ugh...

Holy shit...

Her tongue swirled as she sucked hard.

"Schlop... Haa... First dick to react to me... Schlop... Slurp..."

The intense heat and wetness made it impossible to think straight.

The sky sang, stars spun, waves of pleasure shot up my spine straight to my brain.

She jerked me off with her hand while sucking.

"Haa... Slurp... Schlop... So this is what cock tastes like... Schlop... Smooch... Haa..."

The insane pleasure made my toes curl as the urge to cum surged.

Her hand sped up.

Her tongue teased my slit too.

I couldn't hold back.

And finally...

*Spurt... Spurt... Spurt...*

My load exploded straight into her mouth...

*Gulp... Gulp... Gulp...*

I heard her swallowing.

She gulped down every spurt, straight down her throat.

She sucked out the last drop, cleaning my dick spotless.

Panting roughly, she muttered to herself.

"Haa... Haa... You're even producing proper cum..."

After cleaning me up, she pulled my pants back up.

She leaned in close and whispered,

"It's work hours right now, so I have to go. I'll come back later when I have some free time."

With that, the nurse left.

So much had happened in such a short time—I couldn't wrap my head around it.

She said she'd come back later?

What the hell is going on...

Am I still dreaming?

A moment later...

Post-nut clarity hit, and my mind started clearing up.

After she left, I stared at the hand that had groped her firm ass and pussy.

Her sticky warmth still lingered on my skin.

I lifted my pants and checked my dick.

Even soft after cumming, it looked massively thick.

Lying still in bed, I replayed everything that just happened.

But no matter how I thought about it, it didn't make sense.

I slapped my cheeks to snap out of it.

First things first—check the status window.

Where was I up to last time?

Time to check the quests next.

I tapped the Main Quest tab.

Sure enough, completing the Main Quest would upgrade my administrator privileges.

So Sub Quests are for leveling up, huh?

What the...?

Why's the only Sub Quest Intelligence?

Do these unlock after promotions too?

I tapped the Intelligence tab.

Reading or writing, huh...

Does that include gallery posts?

It's already at 2,423, so probably.

I opened the gallery and started reading posts.

Just a bunch of sob stories and complaints, but I read on.

(5,333/10,000)

It jumped by nearly 3,000 in no time.

This is basically a freebie quest.

10,000 characters of reading or writing...

Suddenly, a great idea hit me.

I recounted my encounter with the nurse and started typing it up.

With just my thoughts, the post wrote itself in seconds.

I uploaded it to the board.

Confirmed the post went up, then checked the quest window.

(3,222/10,000)? Wait, no—it completed, and rewards came in.

Intelligence stat rose by 1 to 11.

But the reward was Intelligence +1 and Gold 10, yet no gold showed up anywhere.

Gold probably for the shop.

Searched for the shop, but no icon.

Damn it...

This system is a total mess.

Feels half-baked.

The Jade Emperor said he left a communication channel open, but I don't see it.

No matter where I looked, no comms channel.

That's when I spotted it—faint text glowing in the corner of the gallery window.

Tucked away so obscurely, you had to squint to notice.

I checked the [Underworld] label in the corner.

*Flash!*

The screen expanded into the Underworld homepage.

These bastards.

Hiding it like that on purpose, huh?

The homepage was empty except for one button: [Complaints].

These fuckers don't do jack shit.

Clicked into Complaints—nothing there either.

They were straight-up slacking with zero shame.

Hit new post, selected prefix: [General] or [Request Consultation].

I vented my complaints and picked [Request Consultation].

Hit submit, and my post was the only one on the blank page.

Will these assholes check it right away?

Decided to wait it out.

While waiting, I tested moving my body to check my condition.

My arms lifted smoothly now, legs too.

Maybe because I busted a nut in the nurse's mouth...

Felt way lighter than when I woke up.

To check my face, I grabbed the small hand mirror from the bedside table.

Held it up to my reflection.

The face staring back...

Fuck...

Even uglier now?

In my past life, I was just average, not fat...

Now my face was all puffy and bloated.

I took a deep breath, calming myself.

Checked the Underworld homepage for replies.

But...

They hadn't even looked at my post.

These motherfuckers! Treating me like ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠a chump!

After posting on the Underworld site, I jumped to the gallery and hit new post.

The moment I submitted, a notice went up.