Chapter 4
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 4
Chapter Title: Nurse Sister's Service
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A notice went up on the gallery right away.
Linked the Underworld homepage. File a complaint if you want to.
[General] The underworld has a homepage too? For real? LOL
[General] If I file a complaint, can I reincarnate again?
[General] Let's gather all the administrative error victims and file a group complaint!!!
[General] The guy who posted this notice definitely knows his way around galleries lol
[General] Whoa... so the underworld bastards were hiding here lol. Busted? LMAO
After wrapping up everything, I lay comfortably in bed and watched the situation unfold.
As soon as the first notice went up on the board, the gallery exploded into chaos.
I checked the Underworld homepage, and sure enough, it was a mess over there too.
Just as expected, complaints were pouring in.
More kept coming in real-time.
Some guy even started spamming.
And... a moment later,
Finally, the being I'd been waiting for appeared right in front of me.
Without a sound, just whoosh.
"Ahem... Sorry about that. I was late checking your consultation request."
"But why'd the underling show up instead of the boss?"
"Lord Yama handles administrative duties. Field work falls to us Reapers from the underworld."
What? That old man who looked like the leader was Yama?!
The moment I heard that, I freaked out inside but played it cool.
"I see. Let's move past that issue."
"Ahem... Appreciated. So, what can I help you with now?"
He looked like he just wanted to wrap this up and leave.
"Why does the sub quest only boost intelligence by one point?"
"Ahem... Well... That's under the Jade Emperor's jurisdiction..."
Dodging responsibility, huh?
"Jade Emperor's jurisdiction... Then report to him and ask for more variety in the sub quests."
"Huh? Variety how?"
"I mean, if it only raises intelligence, how am I supposed to raise the rest?"
"I see. That's a valid point."
Argh.
So frustrating.
The Reaper pretended to think it over deeply before speaking.
"Got it. I'll report it just like that. Give me a moment."
The Reaper vanished in an instant.
And reappeared shortly after.
"I reported it to the Supreme Emperor. Take a look."
I hurriedly checked the sub quests.
【 SUB QUEST 】
【 SUB QUEST (Adult Edition) 】
Whoa!
A brand-new Adult Edition sub quest had appeared next to the original one.
I checked out the Adult Edition.
Pop!
What the hell is this?
"There are no Adult Edition quests at all?"
"That's a bit tricky. They'll pop up one by one as they're prepared."
The Reaper brushed it off like it was no big deal.
"Come on, even so, you can't just slap on one line and call it done?"
"Like I said, the details take time. But isn't it better than nothing?"
"Ugh, fine. And can't you handle this stuff ahead of time? Do I really have to file complaints for improvements?"
"Well... there's a lot of other work, and we need the Supreme Emperor's approval too..."
The Reaper was sweating now, just making excuses.
"Got it. I'll let this one slide. From now on, reply right away to consultation requests, or come in person."
The Reaper's eyebrow twitched subtly.
"Next time? Again?"
"It's been less than a day since reincarnation, and problems are already cropping up. Think this is the end?"
Silence hung in the air before he finally nodded.
"Understood..."
"Good to hear. You can go now."
"Um..."
As I finished speaking, he hesitated and opened his mouth.
"That is... could you..."
"What? Something else?"
"Ahem... take down the link..."
Oh. The link lol.
"Sure."
I immediately deleted the notice with the link.
"Deleted. That good enough?"
"Yes... thank you. I'll be off then."
"Yeah. I ain't going far."
With that, the Reaper's form faded away.
Whoosh.
Ah... crap!
Forgot to ask about the shop.
Damn it.
Reincarnation's got me all scatterbrained.
I opened the gallery to post another consultation request.
But...
The moment I checked the gallery.
[General] Huh? Notice is gone. Who deleted it?
[General] Link's down? Did the underworld pressure us?
[General] Feels like it got deleted on us, not by us? Lol
[General] Yo admin, you alive? Or did they drag you off? Lol
[General] Link vanished right after complaints spiked. Obvious, right? Lol
[General] FML I still haven't filed my complaint
At least they thought it was forcibly deleted, not by me. Silver lining.
So the Reapers would take the heat instead of me.
Not like I care if it's not me getting flamed.
Anyway, time to finish up.
I went to the Underworld homepage, posted a consultation request about where the shop was.
They should handle it quick now.
Closed the Underworld site.
Checked the post I'd uploaded earlier.
As expected, the smut story had exploded in views.
And tons of comments.
Feeling good, I scrolled through them.
[General] Nurse sucks dick
Whoa... Nurses really are the best job?
Bet they're easy to bang
This feels too real for fanfic?
World's full of pervy bastards, huh
If this is real, shouldn't we report it?
Happy his dick got sucked by a nurse lol
Dumbass lol
Virgin loser, guys like you make all men look bad
Slutty bastard
Keep your chastity, pathetic
Suck mine too lol
I'm good at it lol
What?
Why's the vibe like this?
Jealous bastards?
While scanning the comments, a knock suddenly rang out.
Knock! Knock! Knock!
I quickly pulled the blanket over me and lay down.
Who's this late at night?
"Mr. Kang In-ham."
A moment later, the nurse who'd sucked me off earlier entered.
"In-ham-ssi. Feeling any better?"
Just in case, I pretended to sleep and didn't respond.
"Guess your strength hasn't recovered yet."
She kept talking to herself even without a reply.
"In-ham-ssi. Let me fix your bedding."
As she said that, she climbed onto my bed again.
"It's late now, time for bed. You need proper sleep to recover and get discharged soon."
Time flew by already?
All the fuss made it pass quick.
"Lie comfortably. I'll check the bed."
I'm already comfy.
She straddled me again to inspect the bed.
Even lewder pose than before—worse, actually.
No way...
Gonna suck me again?
Her scent hit stronger than last time.
Under it, I cracked my eyes open.
Her flushed lips right in front of me.
Seeing them, I swallowed hard.
Ah...
Wanna suck those cherry lips so bad.
She finished checking the bed and sat up.
Then touched her chest as she spoke.
"In-ham-ssi, you know? I thought I'd die a virgin."
Still mumbling to herself.
"Never dreamed I'd meet a cock that reacts to my pussy today."
Slap! Slap!
"Haah..."
What?
What sound is that?
I peeked at her carefully.
Holy shit...
She was in doggy style, slapping her own ass.
Her short skirt revealed smooth thighs and a firm ass greeting me.
Panty almost peeking—total slut pose.
Ah...
Wanna pound that ass.
Lost in the lewd sight, her voice came.
"Haang... Know what my dream is?"
Slap! Slap!
"Haah... Getting fucked doggy style like this."
Couldn't hear a word she said.
Just wanted to shove my dick in that hole between her cheeks.
But gotta hold back.
Can't ruin my life over this.
No cuffs and jail time.
Even reincarnated fat and ugly, a big dick makes it livable.
Lose weight if fat, plastic surgery if ugly.
But big dick life? Irreplaceable.
Slap! Slap!
"Haang..."
She kept slapping her ass, moaning.
Ah...
So fucking hot.
God, Buddha, Jesus, Allah—please let nurse sis fuck me.
"But guys think doggy's humiliating, so my dream's impossible."
Sis! I'd backshot you all you want.
The nurse turned around to face forward.
I snapped my eyes shut.
Then rustling sounds.
Cracked eyes to spy.
She was unbuttoning her nurse top one by one.
As buttons came undone, those huge, full tits appeared again.
She brought her hands to her chest.
And...
She was pinching her own nipples.