Chapter 2
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 2
Chapter Title: Something's Off
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"Kang In-ham-ssi, if you can hear me, try opening your eyes."
A woman's voice rang out, along with a very fragrant body scent teasing my nose.
And soft, plump breasts pressing down on my chest.
A mysterious woman carefully lifting my eyelids.
Then, a strong light piercing down onto my cornea.
"Can you see the light? If you can, move your pupils a little."
My eyes were too bright, irritation surging up.
But since this woman had shown me her breasts, I decided to forgive her once.
"Good, there's a response!"
I rolled my eyes and stared once more at her massive breasts.
Wow...
Her tits are fucking huge.
She was dressed in a nurse's uniform.
She looked at me with a smile, then dashed out of the room.
After she hurriedly left, I slowly took in my surroundings.
A white ceiling...
And the distinct smell of a hospital...
So I woke up in a hospital.
The fact that it was a hospital made the events in the underworld feel all too real—not a dream.
Keeping my eyes closed, I hurriedly checked my status window.
Just thinking about it made the status window smoothly appear in my mind.
Name's Kang In-ham...
The name alone sounds fucking strong.
It felt way more special than some plain old Cheol-su.
Age is spot on at 20.
Job: Undecided?
What the hell? Why undecided?
I'm an F-rank Hunter, aren't I?
Did I get scammed?
I clearly wrote Gallery Administrator—why the hell is it undecided?
Wait...
But why are there two status tabs?
Thinking about clicking the one next to it...
Pop!
I zoned out staring at the second status window.
Calming my excitement, I slowly opened the status window again.
Name and age match.
Gallery Administrator—check.
Initial stats identical to Kang In-ham's.
Skill: Anonymity Release?
A job skill, maybe?
Thinking about clicking Gallery...
The screen expands widely, listing countless galleries...
But everything's pitch black like the lights are out—can't read a thing.
✨ Reincarnation Gallery ✨ — The only one glowing brightly.
I clicked on Reincarnation Gallery.
Stepping inside revealed a flood of posts.
1st — What the hell is this gallery lmao (16:48)
2nd — Holy shit, what is this? Gallery just popped up outta nowhere (16:50)
3rd — Yeah, mine just showed up too. Who's the creator? (16:51)
Admin, get your ass out here! I put 23 years old and reincarnated as 32, fuck! (17:01)
I wrote billionaire for job and really got born as a chaebol third-gen lmao (17:13)
So fucking jealous... I put idol and ended up a no-name adult camgirl (18:30)
These bastards rounded us all up in here... chills (19:03)
I asked to meet a hung husband but got small-dick again. Fuck, when do I get big dick? (19:35)
What the hell is this?
This isn't the gallery I wanted.
Damn...
Jade Emperor...
The first post was from about three hours ago—right around when I reincarnated.
The Jade Emperor straight-up made a new gallery just for us reincarnators.
To post something, I clicked the write button.
Just thinking about it brought up the compose window.
This part was actually more convenient than the internet.
Oh, it really writes just by thinking?
Nothing much to say, so I just put 'nm'.
Title: [I Reincarnated Too]
Hit post.
Post options?
[General] and [Notice] popped up.
General's safer than Notice, right?
Hit post, and it went up immediately.
I Reincarnated Too
nm (21:11)
Posts went up, and in seconds, dozens of comments piled on.
I scrolled through them slowly.
Anonymity Release
Target Comment ID Revealed
What changes if you reincarnate?
Gonna be small-dick anyway lmao
Kim Soo-hee? Sounds like a girl's name?
Pissed off, I fired back a reply.
Here we go again lmao
You get a 20-year-old body too?
lmaooooooooo
Check your dick first lol
Stop posting this shit already
There's 270 "I Reincarnated Too" posts in this gallery, fuck
Another "I Reincarnated Too" again again again
Title alone gives me allergies now fuck
Did you see it? You see it?
Don't need to see to know lmao
Don't cry and beg to taste my cock later
Oh yeah? lmao
Whip it out and wait~
Sis'll taste it for ya~ lmao
This bitch is crazy?
Name sounds girly, but talks like a dude...
Can't tell gender, tricky.
Best to ignore crazies.
Dropped the flame war and checked status again.
But right then, the nurse returned with another woman.
"Nurse Kim, he's conscious?"
"Yes, Doctor. Pupils reactive normally, and he responded to pain stimulus."
"Good. Let's check him out."
Calling her "Doctor," so yeah—a doc.
Cracking my eyes open revealed a stunningly pretty female doctor.
"Kang In-ham-ssi, can you hear me?"
I slowly nodded.
The woman doctor slowly waved her fingers in front of my eyes.
"Good. If you can hear me, follow my finger with your eyes?"
I strained to roll my eyes, tracking her finger as instructed.
"Yes, eye tracking's good. Now, try moving just your finger?"
Gathering all my strength, I twitched my fingertip.
"Good. Consciousness confirmed. Vitals stable."
She grabbed my wrist, then peered into my eyes again.
"Try moving your left toe?"
I twitched it on command, and she nodded satisfied.
"Sensation and motor response intact."
She pulled out a stethoscope and checked my chest and back in turn.
"Breathing normal. Good."
She leaned her face right up to mine.
Suddenly, her perfume mixed with that tantalizing body scent assaulted my nose.
The sexy smell made my cock start hardening.
Ah...
Embarrassing as fuck.
Getting horny from a woman's scent? Damn it.
I mentally sang the national anthem to calm my dick down.
Suddenly—
A cold hand on my cock...
"Oh my, the genitals are responding."
The woman doctor had grabbed my cock.
Stroke!... Stroke!...
She pumped her hand up and down.
What the fuck...
"Pre-cum's flowing normally too!"
Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!
Her hand sped up.
Haa...
Fucking amazing.
Ugh...
Just a bit more...
A little longer and...
"Doctor!"
The nurse's sharp voice cut in.
At the sound, the doctor pulled her hand away.
Just a bit more and I'd have blown... damn.
"Oops, sorry. Genitals normal too. Hoho."
She laughed and moved on to the next check.
"Kang In-ham-ssi, do you know where you are?"
I stared blankly at the ceiling for a moment before answering.
"Hospital...?"
"Yes, correct. Do you remember today's date?"
My mind foggy, I just blinked without answering.
"That's fine. Consciousness just returned, so it's expected."
She turned to the nurse.
"Redo the head CT. Fresh basic panel too. Check for muscle rigidity."
"Yes, Doctor."
A bit later,
"Kang In-ham-ssi, we're moving you for CT now."
Two nurses grabbed the sides of the bed and started wheeling it.
After that, they dragged the bed around for all sorts of tests.
After a long session of exams, the nurses wheeled me back to the room.
Then, left alone in the room with one nurse...
"Kang In-ham-ssi, let me check the bed."
The nurse climbed onto the bed, inspecting here and there.
And straddled right over me.
Suddenly, I felt her body heat on my cock.
Warm, moist pussy feel...
Through our clothes, but felt just like real pussy.
And she inched closer to my face.
The closer she got, the stronger her fragrant body scent...
I swallowed hard, pretending to sleep.
That moment,
Touching my lips...
Massive breasts...
And red nipples...