Our Streamer's Pretty, So Why Isn't She Popular?
The butterfly effect of turning into Lee Han-seol had already begun.
https://www.example-virtual-link.com/path/to/nothing
And just like that, some anonymous someone started spreading the word about a streamer named Lee Han-seol.
What kind of effect that would have... well, we were about to find out.
"Ah. I want to blow up."
I knew it was shameless to say that when I'd only been a woman for a single day. But what was I supposed to do when that was how I actually felt?
Every human being on earth lives hoping their life will explode into success. I was just another ordinary person like that.
"Let's see what's trending these days."
If you'd decided to make a living as a streamer, keeping up with the latest trends was basic professional competence. The male version of me — who had been neither pretty nor handsome — wouldn't have held even a hundred viewers without putting in that kind of work. I was sure of that.
Though now I could probably hold a hundred without trying that hard.
My goal wasn't something as modest as a hundred viewers, though, so keeping at it was the right call.
"Hmm... Dark the Legend is still going strong, I see."
People talked a lot about Dark the Legend dying, but at the end of the day it was still the number-one game Koreans loved. Of course, the number of people actually playing it had dropped off a cliff compared to the old days. I was confident the number of people watching it had gone up, though.
Dark the Legend had launched in Korea over ten years ago now, so the people who'd played it as students were in their late twenties or thirties, with no energy left to actually sit down and play. That was probably why.
Well. I'd just turned twenty — no, eighteen by international age — so I still had plenty of energy left for Dark the Legend.
"Alright. Dark the Legend it is for today."
Decided. I knew what I was doing on stream tonight.
"Hiii."
Viewer: I thought I was gonna die waiting. Get here faster.
↳ fr lmao
"I got here at exactly eight."
"Don't wanna?"
"Shall I rub it for you?"
"That was a lie, and you actually believed it."
Viewer: Crazy bitch.
Viewer: Nobody on this platform toys with their chat and then throws them away quite like our streamer. She's #1.
"If you put it that way it sounds kind of weird. Just say I have overflowing charm."
Viewer: Charm?
Viewer: If we count not listening as charm, then yeah, our streamer is a walking pile of it lmao
↳ facts
"But what's today? Why are there five hundred people in here?"
531 watching
I couldn't make sense of it. My all-time peak was 222. Three twos in a row — I always remembered that number. Today it was 531, about three hundred more than that. It didn't add up.
"Ah. I get it now. The day of my rise has finally come."
I stood up from my chair and bowed to the viewers, deep and formal.
"Thank you. So I do get to blow up after all. Thank you to every single person who's watched until now, and I'll keep working hard going forward."
Viewer: Good, now that you know, do a good job.
Viewer: But for real, why did she suddenly blow up?
↳ Someone grabbed her stream and posted it on a community. That's how she got famous.
↳ Ah, yeah, that tracks. Honestly it never made sense that she was a nobody streamer until now.
↳ fr lmao
"Alright then. Today we're playing Dark the Legend."
Viewer: Again?
Viewer: Fr can we play something else.
Viewer: Sick of Dark.
"We played we the sky yesterday."
Viewer: Don't care.
Viewer: Just play something else.
"If you keep being this stubborn, I'll end the stream right now."
Viewer: We're sorry. We're sorry. We're sorry. We're sorry. We're sorry.
Viewer: We're playing Dark, right? Honestly Dark is so fun I don't understand why anyone would want something else.
"I just saw your chat saying you'd leave if we played Dark?"
"Sure. It could have been a joke."
"No? People are supposed to take responsibility for the things they say. Humans aren't animals, you know. Therefore, please step outside for ten minutes."
DarkIsBoring has been temporarily removed from the stream.
"You were living up to that username beautifully."
Viewer: Dark is gonna be so fun let's goooo
Viewer: Yes!! Dark!! Hurry!!
"What a wonderfully well-behaved chat we've assembled. Shall we get into the Dark that everyone is so looking forward to?"
I typed in my ID and password and logged into Dark.
"Must be a newcomer. Yes, I am Challenger. I've held Challenger continuously since I started Dark ten years ago."
"I'm eighteen by international age, so you could say I've been Challenger since I was eight."
Viewer: Insane.
Viewer: That's cap, right?
"You'll know once you see me play."
While we were talking, a match popped. I'd been a dedicated mid-laner since the day I first launched Dark, so of course the role I got was... support?
Huh?
"Uh... why did I get support?"
"Hmm. I even set my secondary to top, not support, and it still gave me support. Well, nothing I can do about it. I'll just treat this like I drew bathroom-cleaning duty and play support."
"I'll pick after I see what the ADC is doing."
GrannyChunja81: Support, what are you playing?
BigBoobsAreTheBest: I'll pick after I see what ADC is doing.
GrannyChunja81: ok
⊳ GrannyChunja81 locked in Jinx
⊳ BigBoobsAreTheBest locked in Yasuo
GrannyChunja81: ?
BigBoobsAreTheBest: What?
Viewer: Streamer's lost it lmao
Viewer: Didn't she say she'd pick AFTER seeing what the ADC was doing lmao
"I did pick after seeing what the ADC was doing."
Viewer: I mean. Technically she did look first.
Viewer: Bro if you say you'll pick after seeing the ADC, the normal interpretation is you'll pick something that actually works with their pick, no??
"Why is that the normal interpretation? Let go of your prejudices."
Viewer: Ah lmao
Viewer: Crazy bitch.
"Hm."
I still hadn't quite gotten used to the "crazy bitch" thing. They used to call me a crazy bastard, and now it was crazy bitch, and that left me feeling... a little cheated, somehow.
I'll get used to this too, eventually.
Humans were animals that adapted remarkably well, after all.
GrannyChunja81: The fuck is Yasuo??
BigBoobsAreTheBest: I'm good at Yasuo. Check my match history.
GrannyChunja81: Fuck, you ARE good. But that was all mid!!
BigBoobsAreTheBest: If you're good at mid, you're good at support. That's just the natural order of things, so you don't need to worry too much.
GrannyChunja81: Ah...
BigBoobsAreTheBest: Also, I'm not a bastard. I'm a bitch ^^
GrannyChunja81: For real?
BigBoobsAreTheBest: Obviously that was a lie.
GrannyChunja81: Hey. Where do you live?
BigBoobsAreTheBest: I live at home.
Viewer: That's not what he asked lmao
Viewer: Wait this person is actually hilarious. I thought she'd be boring just looking at the face.
↳ fr lmao usually if the face is that pretty they're boring as hell but this one is actually funny as shit
Viewer: But the streamer IS a girl so she IS a bitch, no?
"If I say I'm not, then I'm not."
"Something like that."
GrannyChunja81: I'll trust you. Please don't int.
BigBoobsAreTheBest: I don't int, so you don't need to worry.
GrannyChunja81: Fine;;
Viewer: Nobody mentioned it so it just slid by, but what the hell is going on with the streamer's username? First time in here, I genuinely don't know;;
↳ Yeah our streamer is just like that.
↳ A streamer too embarrassing to take out in public...
"I have a face that's excellent to take out in public, actually."
Viewer: The sad part is I can't even argue with that.
Viewer: fr lmao
"Game's starting. Let's sweat."
The game began, and laning phase went smoothly. How, you ask, does a Jinx–Yasuo bot lane go smoothly?
Because I was really, really good, that's how. Bot lane was more than seventy percent the support's responsibility to begin with.
BigBoobsAreTheBest: I'm good at Yasuo, right?
GrannyChunja81: yeah you're good
BigBoobsAreTheBest: Then I'll take some CS.
GrannyChunja81: ???
I walked up to the incoming wave, last-hit, and pocketed the gold.
"Dragon fight's about to open, so I need to have Blade of the Ruined King ready in advance."
GrannyChunja81: YOU FUCKER!! I'M JINX!!
BigBoobsAreTheBest: I know, so just let me have a little. This is the kind of thing you share. Nicely. You're not going to be a greedy person, are you?
GrannyChunja81: !@$%3^^$4&
"We won because I picked Yasuo. You're welcome. I carried."
Viewer: Crazy bitch.
Viewer: But like... looking at the result alone, she DID carry, didn't she?
↳ Wait... now that you mention it...
↳ Fuck, the results are scrambling my brain...