Chapter 36
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 36
Chapter Title: Didn't Realize She Was Drunk (3) ♥
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Fortunately, the worries about getting pregnant turned out to be unfounded.
"Really, from next time on, please be careful, sir."
"...Next time?"
"There's a high priestess named Marie. If you ask her, she'll take care of it somehow. It'll cost a pretty penny, though."
"Ooh!"
So even the gods handle morning-after contraception if you pray to them.
Thanks a bunch, Goddess. Bo-men.
"How much does it cost? I can work it off."
"I—hic!—am not that broke."
"Still..."
"Just help with the cleanup already, hic♡ please, sir...♡"
While I was offering a pig-sign prayer, a request came floating in.
I glanced over and saw Silpi clamping her pussy shut tight.
As if she was determined not to let a single drop of my cum leak out...
"If this spills, it'll be a total mess."
"Ah."
So that was why cleanup was such a chore.
The bed and her face were already soaked in jizz anyway, so what was the point? Still.
I scanned the room.
Wondering if there was anything to wipe it up with.
—Freeze.
'No way she'd do this if I asked, right?'
That's when my eyes landed on a beer mug.
The moment I saw it, a filthy idea bubbled up.
Might as well test the limits of Common Sense Alteration while I'm at it.
"For now, collect it in this cup."
"Is that really necessary...?"
"I wanna watch. Curious how much you squeezed out."
"Fine, whatever♡"
Silpi took the cup and positioned it underneath.
She gently removed the hand plugging her pussy, and cum started dribbling out.
In a pose like she was pissing into the cup.
She collected my semen that way.
"Whoa... way more than I thought♡"
"......"
'Not enough.'
About one shot glass's worth.
Not much, considering it was straight from the pussy. Still, beggars can't be choosers.
Maybe I should contribute.
"Silpi, hand me the cup."
"Wanna see it up close? Here— what are you doing!!?"
"Non-ejaculation heaven's daughter!!!"
I shook my dick at super speed.
Pre-possession, it took ten minutes to build up, but...
'Can cum quick now. The Caress skill?'
My cock hit its limit fast.
No holding back—I blew my load.
-Splurt!!
"Phew, now that's more like it."
"Wow...♡ So much, seriously! The cup's full!!"
Thanks to me, the cup sloshed full.
Silpi stared at it in fascination.
She even muttered, 'Do all guys do this...?'
Completely clueless why I'd collected it.
"Silpi, can you drink this?"
"......Huh?"
Drunken Silpi froze mid-giggle.
She eyed the cup, then me.
As if asking if I was serious.
I was dead serious.
'Gokkun turns me on hard.'
Gokkun. Swallowing cum poured into something—a pretty niche fetish.
Something most women would recoil from.
But I dug it.
Aside from NTR and non-virgins, what didn't I like? Anyway.
'So do it.'
"It's a request from your husband, right? Just once~."
I asked half-jokingly, nothing to lose.
If yes, hot as hell. If no, I'd gauge Common Sense Alteration's limits.
But...
"Well...♡ If it's for you, husband, no helping it♡"

Silpi meekly took the cup.
Blushing a bit, like she was kinda looking forward to it.
Her wet lips touched the rim.
Slurp— a soft sound.
"Mm, glug."
She started tentative sips, but soon her cheeks bulged.
Viscous stuff—you couldn't sip it daintily.
Unwittingly filling her mouth, she savored it obediently.
A sidelong glance screamed, 'You really like this?'
"Silpi, you're the best! Perfect wife material, so feminine!!"
"......♡"
The cup tilted further.
Flooding her mouth with jizz.
Thick, so it didn't go down easy—big gulp sounds.
Even then, her mouth worked overtime.
Silpi was chewing and swallowing my cum.
"Mm, glug...♡"
"One shot! One shot!"
"......♡"
Clapping sped her up.
She buried her nose in the cup, chugging.
A trickle escaped her lips.
It took a while before she set it down.
"......Haa♡ Thought I'd suffocate♡"
"Thanks, Silpi! So hot and cute!!"
"Liking this? Total perv...♡"
She covered her cum-smeared mouth, embarrassed...
Yeah, that smile's showing.
Our Silpi's just too precious.
Turns me on like crazy.
"So, Silpi—no pregnancy worries anyway... one more?"
"...Outside this time♡"
Eh, we'll see.
After that, it was endless repeat.
I trusted post-nut contraception and creampied irresponsibly.
Silpi grumbled no but took it eagerly.
"Gonna drink again...?"
"Please!"
"No helping it♡"
Post-blast, cum mukbang again.
Silpi drank without refusing.
Even added a handjob, filling the cup sloshing full, nonstop.
"Pwah...♡ How do you cum that much? Even piss isn't this much♡"
"I'm special."
'Vitality stat's truly irregular.'
Midway, felt like a 'Shock! Man Whales Cum Like a Whale Pshhh' show, but whatever.
Thus, four rounds of orgasming her and feeding cum.
Overfed her so much, unexpected bonus.
Silpi's belly... poked out.
"Ugh, belly's gonna burst...♡"
"......"
'Cum bloat belly's insanely hot.'
Never thought I'd see this IRL.
World's full of surprises.
Dick stiffened right up.
Over ten cums counting sex and jerking, but I could go.
'Even I have limits, but gotta finish strong.'
"Silpi? It's late—last one for real?"
That 'last one' perked up the wiped Silpi.
Resigned smile spread.
"Really not tired? I'm getting sleepy♡"
"Hurry and finish, wash up, cuddle naked like a real couple."
"Like a couple...♡ If it's your request, husband, no helping it♡"
She stroked her bloated belly.
Tenderly, like it held love's fruit, not jizz.
Pseudo-pregnant vibe doubled the hotness.
"C'mere, Silpi..."
"This time, I'll be on top♡"
"Huh? Suddenly?"
"Pushing my belly like before... gonna puke."
"Ah."
I was the mattress this time.
But puking the cum I'd fed would ruin the bloat—fair enough.
I lay back obediently.
Silpi straddled, slowly lowering her hips.
-Squelch.
"Hnnng...♡"
Her loose pussy swallowed my cock.
Multiple orgasms loosened the grip—not as tight as first.
'Tch, last round—wanna make it good.'
Sloppy grip had its charm...
But I wanted her blissed out till the end.
Better for her too.
Any ideas?
'Maybe mouth magic.'
"Silpi? You said you wanted your first with someone you love?"
"True, but..."
"———I love you."
All-or-nothing 0.2-sec... nah, just blurted confession.
She seemed pure-love type, from Common Sense Alteration and housewife vibes.
No real hopes, but...
Effect hit instant.
-Squelch.
'Oh?'
Tightness returned.
Like it'd waited for those words, pussy hugged my cock tight.
"L-Love you...♡ Even if just words, thanks♡"
Silpi beamed dopily.
Grinned down at me, belly bulging.
Then,
"Hic, hnng...♡"
-Squelch.
Super slow hip shakes.
Too rough and she'd hurl, so gentle.
Till glans kissed womb, for sure.
Freshly-deflowered Silpi topping was clumsy-cute.
"G-Good...?"
"Best! Love you, Silpi!"
"Husband, you too♡"
Confidence boost from my reaction?
Hips sped up a tad.
Orgasm-shaky legs pounding my groin.
Bouncing tits and cum-bloated belly amped the hotness.
Looked like she was pregnant with my kid.
"Hic, hnnng...♡ Aaaah♡"
-Squelchsquelchsquelchsquelch.
Silpi ramped speed while I admired.
Ugly moans nonstop, tough going.
Yet eyes locked on my face.
"Feels... hnng♡ good♡?"
Why push through exhaustion?
Purely to serve me with her pussy.
As 'husband's' dutiful wife.
That devotion surged my load fast.
"I-I can't hold... brain's, hnng♡ going weird...♡"
"Me too—gonna cum!"
"Good...♡"
Eyes met, minds synced.
We knew what throbbing meant now.
In unison, mouths opened.
"Yi Hyun, sir♡ Husband♡"
"Silpi!!"
She lifted slow.
Like I'd done, pulling glans near-out.
And...
"Love you♡"
"Love you too!!"
Same words exchanged.
She slammed hips down.
Groooan—weight-driven womb-pummel.
Bliss exploded brain as we climaxed together.
"......♡"
No strength for moans? Or savoring the moment?

Quiet, stuttering peak.
Post-orgasm pussy clenching spasms.
Danger day be damned, cock hammered cum into womb.
Every fragment felt eternal.
Second pure-love fuck after Blanc—different satisfaction from Hilde's.
"......Not just talk—I really love you."
"Love you too, Silpi. For real."
"Even words—thanks♡"
My third sex ended there.
Would've been nice if it ended peacefully.
"...What the hell did I do drunk?!?"
"Silpi?"
"I'm dead— if they find out, I'm really dead!!"
Next morning.
Silpi paled on waking.
"It's fine..."
—Bang!
"Yi Hyun, Silpi!!"
"H-Hilde!! I didn't mean—"
"Shut up and clean fast! Wash, change, air it out!!"
"Huh? Why vice-cap mode first thing..."
"———Captain's back!!"
"Gasp."
Blanc, due in a week, returned early.
Disaster.