Chapter 35
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 35
Chapter Title: Unaware She's Drunk (2) ♥
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The third sex opportunity rolls in on a platter.
I gratefully snatched it up...
'Honestly, though, I'm kinda dazed.'
And who could blame me? Consider what I'd been through so far.
With Blanc, it'd been over two weeks of binding my throbbing cock in cloth while developing her nipples.
With Hilde, I'd slaved away every day, luring her in with bets and drenching her in pheromones.
I'd poured my heart and soul into it just for one shot at sex.
But now? Just get her a little buzzed with drinks, and boom—success?
'Is sex really this easy?'
Well, it's a dark fantasy world, after all.
No one knows when death might come knocking, so maybe chastity isn't a big deal here.
If anything, Blanc being nobility made her the real high-difficulty challenge...
-Halt.
'Wait, does sex difficulty scale with level?'
A possibility flashed through my mind.
The higher a woman's level, the harder she is to bed.
If you could power-level by banging high-level NPCs from level 1, it'd break the game's balance completely.
In my case, I'd somehow started with Blanc, but they'd gotten progressively tougher in level order anyway.
'If that's true... what about the Imperial Princess?'
Imperial Princess Liriana's level is probably around 100.
Not even close to Blanc's near-200, or Hilde's 150, or even Silpi's around 120.
The princess might actually be an easy lay.
That thought lodged firmly in my brain.
'Just a possibility, of course, but factoring in my overwhelming intellect, it's pretty...'
[Great Discount Event! Intelligence Increase Stage 2 - 5pt (-99%)]
'...This damn popup ad. Can't turn off notifications?'
The status window that popped up seemed to scream, "As if!"
But I brushed it off.
Deciding who to bed next could wait until after I'd finished with the female in front of me.
'Alright, then...'
"Vice Captain Hilde, mind giving us the room for a bit?"
"Sure thing."
First, clear out Hilde.
"Silpi, you seem pretty wasted. You okay?"
"Not drunk at all, sir. It's just, um, a bit embarrassing, that's all."
"Your face is beet red... Let's get those clothes off first? Cool you down."
"Y-Yes, sir..."
"I'll help. Up you go."
I started undressing Silpi.
She'd said she was heading to bed soon, and sure enough, she was naked underneath—no underwear.
"U-Ugh... Staring like that is embarrassing, sir."
"What's there to be shy about? I've seen it all plenty while washing up."
"That was because of the bet with Vice Captain Hilde! This is totally different! Normally, showing your naked body is supposed to be embarrassing!"
"Ho ho."
Her sudden shyness was turning me on.
I'd already seen that plump, hairless pussy up close, and she'd even jerked me off.
My cock stiffened instantly.
"Guess I'll strip too, then."
Whoosh— I unleashed my army-honed ultra-speed undress.
My rigid meat rod pointed straight at Silpi.
Catching a whiff of my pheromones, she swallowed hard without thinking.
"W-Wow..."
"Seeing you did this to me."
"That someone like me could cause this... I'm a little happy, but also embarrassed, sir."
"Someone like you? You're gorgeous!"
"Even if it's just flattery, thank you. I figured I'd never have anything like this in my life."
Silpi started crawling toward me slowly.
She was clearly dying to devour my cock, which was pumping out arousal pheromones.
'Look at this virgin acting all coy. Sex has an order to it, you know.'
"Oh, right—there's something I've always wanted to try. Would you indulge me?"
Diving straight into mating press is amateur hour.
A smart GO-SU like me goes through foreplay first—for both our sakes.
I planned to savor her body plenty before insertion.
"Anything reasonable, sir. Hic."

"Great! Then..."
A little later.
"......♡"
Me, with my cock wedged between her forearm and sideboob.
Silpi, staring at it and constantly swallowing her saliva.
A weird silence hung in the air.
The only sound was the slick squelch of my precum-soaked cock sliding against her skin.
'Ooh, this beats paizuri.'
I'd originally aimed for armpit sex, but those tits changed my plans.
Pressing my cock deep into her firm sideboob while jerking with her arm? Perfect choice.
[Skill - 'Sensitivity Increase' has reached Lv.13...]
It wasn't just fetish fuel.
Her sensitivity was skyrocketing even now, as planned.
Get her this heated up, and she'd hit heaven the instant I slid in—no extra foreplay needed.
Her dripping pussy made it obvious.
"Hic,hic♡"
"You sure you're not drunk? You've been hiccuping nonstop."
"I'm fine♡ H-Husband... For you, Yi Hyun, I'll do anything. Just say the word♡"
"Ho ho."
Husband?
Wasn't Silpi's common sense alteration in that vein?
Time to test it.
'Oh, spot on.'
Obviously, I'm not her husband...
But with the booze making her standards waver?
'Time to subtly tweak that common sense!'
My 1.5-point brain kicked into overdrive.
The answer came quick.
"Silpi, doesn't this make us feel like a married couple?"
"W-What do you mean♡ Don't say embarrassing things♡"
"Come on. We're already here—let's set the mood. Try calling me 'husband'~?"
"...Husband♡"
First, swap the title to confuse her.
"You've been swallowing a lot. Thirsty?"
"Not really, uh, but now that you mention it, a little dry."
"I'll get water. Hold on..."
"No need, sir. There's beer left here."
Gulp gulp—I coaxed her into downing the rest of the beer.
All while keeping my cock tucked in her arm.
Her face flushed crimson in seconds.
"Hoo, haa♡"
"Hot?"
"Not hot, it's just... how long are we doing this, sir? Don't you want to get to it too?"
"Husband."
"...Doesn't Husband want sex too♡?"
"Oho."
"Husband" was slipping out naturally now.
Just the booze and mood carrying her, sure...
'This is plenty.'
"Yes! So, Silpi, as your 'husband,' I have a request."
I pulled out and pointed at the bed.
Time for a pose no normal virgin would allow.
That pose being:
"Lie back, lift your legs all the way over your head, and make it easy to slide in."
Full exposure of pussy and asshole—the ultimate mating press setup.
Silpi's face turned scarlet.
She was clearly picturing the humiliating position.
"Hic, that's too embarrassing♡..."
"Please? For me?"
"Can't be helped♡ It's a wife's duty to indulge her husband's whims♡"
But she didn't refuse.
No, she even smiled a little—like she was pleased.
Common sense alteration for the win.
-Creak.
"I-Is this good, sir?"
"Ooh!"
And so, the masterpiece was born.
Title: "Virgin Pussy Waiting to Be Deflowered." Art score: 74 points, easy.
'Now for the finishing touch...'
"Alright, Silpi—beg me to put it in! As slutty as possible!"
The remaining 26 points from the virgin's self-debasement.
A national treasure begging without even masturbating? Pure gold.
Math feels off, but whatever.
To my request, Silpi smiled awkwardly, then...
"Please put your magnificent cock in Silpi's naughty pussy♡"
"Ooooh!!!"
Even the line I racked my brain for sounded kinda pure, but hey.
My cock sprang up, and I pounced.
I mounted her folded body.
"Here it goes, Silpi!"
"Kyaaa..."
And then, shluck—
Something tore, accompanied by a pop.
[Over...]
[Exception Applied!!]
[Processed...]
-BAAAAANG!!!
"Aaaahhhh♡"
Her playful squeals filled with a hint of pain and waves of pleasure.
Webnovels say hymen pain needs time to adjust...
'But the fifth mode is god-tier invincible!!'
My rut pheromones that sent Hilde into heat from scent alone, plus Sensitivity Increase.
Fifth-mode skills far beyond normal—effects were no joke.
Silpi's face melted instantly.
"Heee♡ What... is this...?"
"How's it feel?"
"My pussy's so full with Husband♡ I'm so happy♡"
"Glad you like it."
Confirmed: pleasure had swallowed her whole. Time for the real mating press.
I tensed my hips.
It was late—quick and dirty finish.
"Heave."
-BAAAAANG!!!
"Hic♡ Too... intense♡ Heeeek♡"
"Thrust thrust!"
"Too fast♡ I'll break♡"
Squelch squelch— I shook my hips with boosted strength and agility.
Full-weight womb-smashing mating press.
Each glans slam on her cervix drew indescribable moans from Silpi.
"Eggg♡ Hig, kweee♡"
"Cute moans..."
"Oooo♡ Kuooo♡"
"Hm."
Human or pig?
Bad thought—don't say it.
I'm a sweet guy who knows women's hearts, so I'll just pound away.
-Squelch squelch squelch.
"Aaa♡ Aa, kweee♡"
High-speed pistoning turning her juices frothy white.
Her hypersensitive pussy squirted joyfully.
The snug walls tugged as I pulled back, delivering fresh pleasure.
This pace? I'd cum soon.
Maybe slow down a—
"Hus♡ band♡"
"Yeah?"
"K-Kiss, pleeease♡"
That voice.
Silpi somehow rolled her tongue to beg for a kiss.
'A kiss? Right now?'
Damn, what is this adorable creature?
True national treasure.
I dropped low instantly.
Smack—lips met, slick with spit.
-Oof.
'Ow, nose hurts.'
Too hasty—bashed noses.
Pain forgotten as I ravaged her mouth.
Of course, I didn't stop thrusting like a beast.
"......♡"
Hottest part: Silpi desperately parting her lips.
Clearly scared she'd bite her tongue.
That devotion surged my orgasm.
-Smooch.
"Hweh...?"
Eyes brimming with tears locked on me as lips parted.
Why stop kissing? they pleaded.
"———Gonna cum inside."
"......!!!!!"
One creampie declaration—total reversal.
Her eyes went wide.
Mouth flew open in panic, naturally.
"N-No... Oooo♡ Inside, baby♡"
"Yeah, your husband'll fill you up!!"
"Yi H-Yi Hyun, kwee♡ B-Be, be...♡"
"It's Husband, remember?"
"Yi Hyun, Yi Hyuuun...!!"
"Fine, fine. Lots inside."
Common sense tweak wearing off?
Makes sense—I'm no husband of hers.
Creampie and bail, stat.
"Heave."
-Shluuuck.
Pulled halfway out.
Convulsing walls clung, dragging along.
She'd know what that meant instinctively.
"Heeeek♡ W-Wait a sec... Oggoooo?!?"
-BAAAAANG!!!
Before she processed, I slammed full force.
Direct womb hit. All-out mating press.

Both at our limits, the impact triggered simultaneous climaxes.
"Kuuuuhhhh♡♡"
"Uoooooh!!!"
Warmth flooded my lower body.
Her squirt soaked my groin fur.
Climaxing pussy crushed my cock.
Semen racing up my urethra blasted out harder from the squeeze.
Spurt—cum glued to her womb, pounding then refluxing.
Like injecting cream into a donut—slow pull-out matched the flow...
"Hoo."
'Masterpiece. Pure art.'
Yi Hyun special creampie: complete.
Silpi, toes curled in that ridiculous pose.
Messy face, cum overflowing from her pussy.
Perfection.
Very satisfying creampie.
Pride swelled...
"Hweee♡ W-What do we do now!!"
"Huh?"
"Pregnancy!! What if I get pregnant!!"
"Gasp."
"I said it was dangerous—that's why I wanted it outside!!!"
"Uh..."
Well, shit.