First Onahole Thrust
“Aaaah!”
“Oh, what’s this? I thought it’d just croak like a frog, but it can scream like a person too?”
The female goblin, who’d been playing dead to set up a sneak attack, reacted instantly when I stabbed her thigh with my knife. Goblins’ signature move was faking death for a backstab—no way was I skipping the mercy kill. I really should’ve taught this to Jeong-hwa. What a shame.
“Kek... Ker...”
Ignoring the pitiful gaze she shot me as she whimpered in pain, I kicked away the dagger she’d slyly hidden under her breasts, stripping her of her last weapon. Goblins were just an untrustworthy race, through and through.
Once even her final hidden ace was exposed, the female goblin glared at me with venomous eyes and tried to attack with her stubby limbs. But pinned face-down with my foot on her back, it was nothing more than adorable flailing.
Made me wonder if neutralization meant killing, not just subduing. As I pondered whether to finish her off, a system message popped up right on cue.
Objective 1: Neutralize the enemy. (Complete)
Objective 2: Use your Authority to turn the neutralized enemy into an onahole.
“As expected.”
I’d half-guessed it, but there it was. This altered dungeon was the tutorial for my new Authority: Onahole Master, complete with a blatantly lewd goblin timed to perfection. I hadn’t fallen for her tits because I’d anticipated how things would play out after subduing her.
The female goblin, blind to the system messages, had no clue about her fate. She just glared daggers at me in frustration. Not scary at all now that she was fully pinned. If anything, the thought of twisting that venomous glare gave me a twisted sense of conquest.
Lowering my eyes, I noticed details I’d missed in the heat of battle. First off, those tits as big as my head. On a human, they’d be H-cups—at least. On her goblin frame, they looked obscenely huge.
Hero-grade, so H-cups? Hah. A ridiculous thought crossed my mind.
The cloth binding her breasts had loosened from my roundhouse kick, revealing massive areolas and perky nipples peeking through. Her light green skin made the pale pink nipples stand out even more.
Her waist, hidden by her chest at first glance, was so narrow it seemed like it couldn’t support the weight. In contrast, her hips were nearly as wide, perfectly developed. Following the curve down, a tiny scrap of cloth like a T-pant barely covered her privates, leaving her firm, toned glutes fully exposed. From ass to thighs, calves, and toes, every inch was packed with muscle, softened just right by fat for feminine curves. Her body was an hourglass that defied physics.
Even pinned, she strained to escape, her muscles rippling under the fat. How had she moved like that earlier? Dwarf-level muscle density made sense of it. She looked like an elf shrunk down, grafted with dwarf muscle, painted green, and blessed with massive tits and hips.
“Hmm...”
The system window urged me to use my Authority on her to make an onahole. I wasn’t into monsters, but ignoring the green skin, that body was smoking. How many times had my eyes drifted to those tits mid-fight? At just under 100cm tall like a kid, but no way was that a kid’s body. Monsters didn’t have ages anyway.
Still, the monster thing bugged me. Human-monster hybrids caused nasty side effects. Monster-fuckers weren’t new—plenty of female monsters looked near-human, especially early in the dungeon break. Lots tried banging them.
Most ended up impotent for life. Mana backlash. Mana and demonic power were different. Awakened humans used mana; monsters wielded demonic power from the Demon Gods. It clashed with the Tower gods’ mana on Earth, poisoning each other. Stick your dick in a monster’s demonic hole, and one orgasm later, you’re a eunuch forever.
I took a moment of silence for those past heroes. The backlash worried me, but the system wouldn’t screw over awakeners. My Authority must handle it.
“Gyaak...!”
“Hm, can’t speak? Understand me?”
“Kyak!”
I tried talking, but got feral goblin croaks. No different from wild ones. Combat smarts seemed high—tech use, mind games—but regular intelligence? Barely there.
“Can’t talk, so not a demi-human, then.”
I’d wondered if this mutant goblin was a demi-human. They were civilized races friendly to humans, like elves and dwarves. Post-dungeon break, more appeared from new dungeons. They aided humanity with advanced tech and power, letting us thrive instead of collapse.
Treaties meant handing intelligent, speaking races to authorities. Good thing she couldn’t talk—just a monster.
I gathered mana and activated my Authority.
“Onahole-ize.”
The first time felt natural, like recalling something I’d always known. New sensations bloomed; I grasped the process.
“Keeek...?!”
The moment it triggered, the goblin hero flashed back to glimpsing a Demon God’s fragment—the overwhelming presence. Sensing that godlike aura from me shattered her will, fulfilling the onahole-ization condition.
Too late, she felt the alien power wrap her body and thrashed. But her flesh compressed, essence preserved as her body rebuilt by force.
“Kiiing! Kii...”
Limbs curled into her torso amid her half-mad yelps like a puppy’s. Even her screaming head vanished inside. Crunch-crunch—chilling sounds as limbs and body shrank. Soon, the light-green onahole from the goblin hero was complete.
A grotesque sight, but Han Yeoul watched impassively. Far from chills, it stirred odd excitement.
Picking up the finished onahole, he marveled at its soft warmth, like living flesh. Squishy outside, but firm like muscle beneath. Dual-layer material? As he examined closer, a system message blocked his view.
Objective 2: Use your Authority to turn the neutralized enemy into an onahole. (Complete)
You have acquired Skill: Inventory (F) and Skill: Vitality Enhancement (F).
[Dungeon closing in 10 seconds.]
[Forced teleport outside in 5 seconds.]
[Acquired loot automatically stored in inventory.]
Thanks to the system’s oddly thoughtful touch, her dagger and the goblin onahole in my hand vanished into my inventory automatically.
“No Tower entry, and now Inventory in the status window...”
As the teleport light enveloped me, I mused. Was the system always this helpful? Turning a whole dungeon into my Authority’s tutorial stage? I’d never heard of it favoring one person like this. Almost like the system had a...
[Shh-]
“Ugh...”
Noon sun stabbed my eyes. Suddenly outside, crowds everywhere. What was I thinking...? ...Huh. Can’t recall. Probably nothing important.
I shook my head to clear the daze and looked around.