Hunter Four-Cuts? This Is a Hit (1)
The gallery was already on fire.
I went hunting alone this time and luckily succeeded^^
“This was posted this morning…”
“This one was posted at exactly 4 p.m. just now. Ha…. Just one more post and…”
Park Seoyun, the Hunter Management Bureau’s elite agent and the gallery’s permanent nickname HunterYaKaeYo, was deep in thought. People were waiting for her next upload, but she couldn’t bring herself to take the picture.
The reason was actually pretty simple.
“Aaaah!! I’m so embarrassed!!!”
An A-class agent posting lewd photos. Who could even imagine it?
Before the Gates appeared, she had been nothing more than a fresh-faced civil servant, a Grade 9 public employee. While sipping coffee and handling complaints like any other day, she had Awakened as A-class. Naturally, she ended up doing both desk and field work. Her main desk duty was monitoring the gallery’s trends.
The Director had decided her operational method would be a honey trap. He even added that it was the most effective approach. And he wasn’t wrong.
The moment Park Seoyun started her activities, she instantly became known as the gallery’s savior. Whenever HunterYaKaeYo asked for information while showing off her chest, users tripped over themselves to feed her every scrap of intel. Even if it was top-secret Level 1 information.
That was how she lived a double life: outside, an A-class hero. Inside the gallery, the lewd-photo-posting HunterYaKaeYo.
“I just want to go home, drink some beer, and call it a day…. Maybe I should just quit…”
Even as she grumbled, Park Seoyun stood up from her chair and walked to the mirror. She began unbuttoning her white blouse one by one. She tried to take off her black office skirt, but it got stuck on her hips and wouldn’t slide down. After struggling for a full minute, her firm, pale skin was finally revealed.
The reason she kept going despite hating every second of it was also pretty simple.
“This is all… to save more people and create a better world. It’s obviously my duty as an A-class agent and the people’s hero…”
Once she had stripped off even her underwear, she stood completely bare. Thanks to the lewd post she had uploaded a few days ago, they had managed to stop a major terrorist attack.
“Those stupid criminals…. The second I showed them my chest, they spilled their entire terror plan in the comments. Are boobs really that powerful…?”
Park Seoyun tried to cool her burning cheeks and awkwardly struck a pose when—
“Huh? It’s Ju-ddak.”
Suddenly, a comment from Ju-ddak appeared under one of her older posts.
She replied on pure instinct, completely forgetting she was still naked.
Maybe I can get close to Ju-ddak without even posting any more lewd pictures?
That was the end of their conversation.
“If I keep clinging it’ll look weird, right?”
Just as she was about to give up, a new feature began sparkling in the corner of the community window.
“Huh? What’s this? Hunter Four-Cuts?”
Hunter Four-Cuts!
“Oh dear…. It looks like everyone… has become unable to live without me,”
I’m not dead. To be precise, I just crossed over and didn’t sleep, so I was exhausted. Still, I didn’t expect to sleep for a whole day and a half. Strangely, I wasn’t even hungry. I’ll eat dinner later. Right now it was time to comfort the users who had been crying because they missed me.
First, I should clean up the pile of lewd photos that had built up over the past day. Though even that was starting to feel like a chore. I guess I’ll have to pick some Pa-ttak later.
Anyway, is everyone ready to receive a fresh dose of dopamine? It’s been a whole day, that’s more than enough, right?
[Gallery Content]
— Ju-ddak’s Treasure Shop.
— Hunter Four-Cuts! (NEW)
[Current Points: 620]
Hunter Four-Cuts? The name alone reeks of normie energy.
Tired of losing your camera? Or is buying the ‘Rune of Storage’ too expensive? No need anymore. Just look at the scenery or target you want to capture and blink! The photo will already be saved in your info window!
The Rune of Storage was a consumable I used often back in the other world. You’d hold a stone engraved with the rune, look at your subject, chant a simple spell, and it would print onto paper. Basically a one-time-use camera and printer. People on Earth seem to store them in their info windows instead of on paper. Since posts about the Rune of Storage pop up from time to time in the gallery, it looks like all the verification shots are taken with that item.
It would’ve been nice to have Hunter Four-Cuts back when I was playing hero in the other world. I could’ve taken group photos with my party members.
The gallery’s post refresh rate suddenly became several times faster.
Praise and shameless flirting poured in from every direction. I grinned as I read them.
As expected, everyone loves taking pictures.
I didn’t think they’d like it this much, but it was still a success.
This was the first monster I caught after arriving. There were so many slimes I almost got swallowed and suffocated right at the start, but thankfully my party members saved me (photo of fellow hunters giving thumbs-up and laughing together. JPG)
Cleaning off all that slime fluid was a pain (photo of me happily eating cup ramen. JPG)
Had a light lunch. Back to hunting. (photo of me holding a skeleton’s leg bone like I’m tearing into a chicken drumstick. JPG)
The Sans guys came out so I lightly dismantled them But even though I definitely hunted monsters and collected around 100 magic stones, when I counted I was short by 20. I must’ve dropped some along the way
Anyway, that’s it! End of Hunter Four-Cuts review! It’s so convenient not having to carry the Rune of Storage anymore! I didn’t even have money for it. I’m just so proud of you Ju-ddak THE Throne Usurper!!!
“Ah…. Something feels missing.”
There was definitely something lacking. The firepower was overflowing, but it needed a finishing blow. Just announcing my return after a short break felt too weak.
“Hmm…. Should I hold some kind of contest?”