The Ju-ddak's 'Treasure' Shop! (3)
The title of the post was Retard.JPG.
I wrote a post about trading the golem core for furniture and this is what happened. I had no idea it would become bait. There really was someone who offered a cruise ship in exchange. But what would I even do with that? Maintaining it would be such a hassle. This one-room apartment was more than enough for me.
Aww~ The bed that Ju-ddak-nim took was the one I was using until last night^^ I'll make good use of it from now on.
The scent coming from the bed really was nice. It felt like I was sleeping while hugging a woman. The gallery immediately caught fire with posts calling me a degenerate concept freak. My basic needs for food, clothing, and shelter were now perfectly taken care of. I'd still need to earn a bit more money, though.
In my opinion, the claim that this guy's awakening ability is gallery management is obviously bullshit. Is there any idiot out there who actually believes he bought the core with points? He clearly beat the absolute shit out of golems until the core dropped. How many people could even take down a B-rank monster golem? If you think you're around B-rank, don't go around picking fights. You might actually run into Ju-ddak.
As you all know, it seems the Ju-ddak of the Hunter Gallery must meet certain qualifications. The very first awakened hunter. Remember him? He went missing not long after, but he was the first Ju-ddak. His title back then was First One. So cool, for real.
The second Ju-ddak was the first person to close a B-rank gate. His title was Shield Soldier. Unfortunately he died during the Seoul defense battle and the position passed to someone else. The common theory is that the moment a Ju-ddak dies, it automatically transfers to the next qualified person. Over the past ten years the Ju-ddak has changed countless times, but there has never been a case where a 'living' Ju-ddak was replaced. The current Ju-ddak's title is also Usurper of the Throne. Just from the title you can probably guess what kind of person he is. So… why don't you guys speculate what kind of guy Ju-ddak really is?
Looking at the current Ju-ddak's influence, you can really see how pathetic the previous one was.
The Hunter Gallery was in complete chaos as people made up wild stories and speculated about my identity. As expected, the topic of guessing someone's true identity has never cooled down since the time of Dangun the Great Ancestor.
"I told them everything truthfully."
They just didn't believe me.
The core is fine. I wouldn't have been able to handle it even if I traded for it anyway. But 'give us more potions' lololololol
Do you think the potions are yours to give away?
Look at these guys.
[Usurper of the Throne] Ju-ddak: Hmm… You want the potions for free? Should I? Oh? But why won't this box open all of a sudden? Oh no! I forgot the password!! Oh well~~~ Guess I just won't open it then. Looks like the red potions will have to stay at 100,000 won… I'll have to go out and buy them the hard way again… I'm so sorry!! I'm so sorry!! I'm so sorry!!!
[Ju-ddak]: I never said I was on your side though?
[Ju-ddak]: For free?
[Ju-ddak]: Hmm… Should I be on the same side…
[Ju-ddak]: This time I want to see a tanned chest…
Immediately after, dozens of posts containing photos of tanned chests flooded in. Yep. This was it. This was power. This was healing. You can't just give people what they want right away. You have to tease them just enough to drive them crazy.
[Usurper of the Throne] Ju-ddak: Just kidding. I was going to post more, but I'm out of points so I need to farm some. Fuck, just wait a bit.
Damn it! These bastards. Now they're threatening me? How cowardly. Suddenly the gallery was flooded with trolls. Their demand was simple. Red potions. They weren't even asking for mana potions or stealth potions.
[Usurper of the Throne] Ju-ddak: Just this once…. Taking into consideration the hard work of the users, I have decided to register 200 red potions instead of Tiananmen'ing all the trolls. There will be no next time. Here you go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Ju-ddak]: Lololololol You're banned.
[Ju-ddak]: Lol
All stock has been sold.
After selling all the potions, I collapsed onto the bed like a paper doll. I couldn't tell if the sun was setting or rising. Mmm, the scent is so nice…
"Tomorrow I need to open some new content…"
And with that, I fell into a deep sleep.