The Tactical Nuke Lives!
The tactical nuke is still alive! Even though the porter kidnapping incident overshadowed everything, a quick look at the gallery showed that the upgraded Hunter Four-Cuts had exploded in popularity.
“We can record videos now, so everyone’s losing their minds…” But not quite in the way I expected….
Would you believe me if I said every single one of these was an NSFW video…? NSFW videos. At this point even the Demon Prince would probably mutter “Ah… this is too much…” and just walk away.
Obviously the Pa-ttaks and I had zero immunity to NSFW videos. The people racing to post them were looking for answers. As always.
It was nice when we showed them the punishment for Gukgeori-jangdan. But now…
As expected, the porter was doing porter things. If she had returned to normal, maybe she could have stopped this?
“Oh?” After declaring herself guild master, she actually started acting normal!!
At this rate, it felt like we didn’t even need another Pa-ttak. One seat was basically already filled. The porter could manage the gallery for thirty-six hours a day and Mallok could handle the other thirty-six. Easy.
Title: I’m Still Useful…. My Body…. (Roughly a muscular old man’s exposure video. MP4)
Can you see my chest muscles moving? I may have aged, but my body is still in active duty…. I hope you young people don’t give up too early and keep putting in steady effort….
Title: Saved the Citizens with Grandma!!! (Video of two elders hunting a sea witch. MP4)
I was enjoying a vacation in Gwangalli!!! Suddenly a monster popped out of the sea! So I tried filming one of those trending verification videos!!!
But the old man probably uploaded it out of pure excitement ㅠㅠㅠ
The video function must have been fascinating!!!
How amazed must he have been to upload it right away ㅠㅠ
These damn Hunter fans;;
Then do you like this post?
I liked it so much I hit the upvote twice!!!
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That just means you didn’t upvote at all lmao
I just downvoted lol
(Thumbs up! *click*)
Lmao
The main users enjoying the video function were the elders from the One Love Mountaineering Club. They were rivals with the One Spoon Group, so I was worried they’d get upset when I contracted with the One Spoon Group, but thankfully that didn’t happen.
Come to think of it, the One Spoon Group still hasn’t brought up the reward. Maybe they’re discussing it internally first?
Anyway.
“What should we do about this?”
The elders probably uploaded it out of genuine fascination. On top of that, outright human NSFW videos were appearing alongside monster ones. I used to be scared of monster NSFW content. Now I’m scared of human NSFW content. Is this some kind of reverse import? True reverse NSFW?
As expected, the original is always the most terrifying.
Anyway, Elsa was currently in full shutdown mode. A gallery-wide NSFW crisis was unfolding. This time the scale was just too big. It was like the record-breaking heatwave of ’62!
“There are so many other ways to use the video function!”
There were countless things you could do with video. Film bouncing breasts, record oily hips sliding down, or upload suggestive dance videos. There were endless ways it could be used for public good, so why this?
Saying they were all part of the Cheong-gae-guri-dan felt wrong… there were just too many of them. It was simply that the usual suspects had all come crawling out the moment things calmed down. Plus they were riding the line where banning them felt ambiguous.
“The power of NSFW… has grown…? Is that even possible…!”
What was worse was that even the pure Hunter fans were getting infected by the madness of these NSFW videos. It was like everyone had decided to go down together. Hadn’t someone once said,
“Never try to predict human madness.”
The new feature must have been so amazing that they were using it this passionately. At this point, just blindly banning everything wasn’t the answer. If I issued another Ju-ddak proclamation it might backfire and ruin the mood since it would look like I was overusing my power.
Time to lightly switch on hero mode.
That was the strategy. Minimize the number of bans and redirect the bait somewhere else!
Title: Guys! Guys! Who’s at fault here? (Roughly a video of a failed wyvern taming attempt. MP4)
My friend and I went to Jirisan to tame a wyvern but this idiot said the most important part of taming is intimidation and started beating the shit out of it fuck. I told him we should wait with the muzzle and was watching but you’ll see if you watch the video ㅇㅇ. The two of them fought like crazy and nothing was getting resolved so we decided to ask the Hunter Gallery. Whose fault is it? We ran here fuck
But seriously, did your friend also want to get chomped by the wyvern?
One bite and he’s gone for real lol
That wasn’t intimidation, that was just pissing it off lmao
So whose fault is it fuck
Honestly both of you are idiots;;
For real lmao. It’s not an exploding lizard lmao
Why would you even try to tame that…?
When I went I wanted to go with style too ㅇㅇ
Explosion is an art form;;
Suicidal hunter lmao
Then you’re the idiot fuck
I already said it was your fault lmao
They both showed up;;
Why are you fighting here;;
Now that we had videos, we could watch not only monster holes and old men’s nudes but also hunters hunting and fighting in detail.
“Ah…. that guy was clearly at fault.”
Wait a second! Fault? The word I muttered gave me a hint.
“Found it. The thread of opportunity.”
I had thought of a way to redirect the bait without spamming bans. It was simply deciding who was at fault. From the beginning of time, “whose fault was greater” had been a dopamine generator with a long tradition. I’d just give it a little push and redirect the bait somewhere else! Then they’d entertain themselves.
But what if they didn’t believe me? What if they said I was just pretending to know things because I was playing hero again? That would hurt my feelings. Even the armband would be wounded. Ju-ddak is human too. But Ju-ddak says I’m right fuck! Fuck!!
Huh? It was a joke but they actually believed I was a hero?
Thinking about it, something unfair happened to me earlier too—
Ask Ju-ddak lol
Ju-ddak-bbang ㄱㄱ
Ju-ddak-bbang lmao
Armbaaaand!!!!!
Armband!!! Fuck!!!
They’re calling the armband right away lmao
This is when you use Ju-ddak;;
Ju-ddak-bbang my ass lol
But it has a nice ring to it?
Ju-ddak-bbang? This is it lol
A snowball one desperate Hunter fan rolled to avoid losing even in death had started rolling. I just gave it a little push.
“Ju-ddak-bbang?!”
I didn’t expect it to go this far…. I just wanted you all to judge the videos among yourselves and have fun….
Anyway, if I could redirect things to a new gallery bait without spamming bans… was this a lucky break?
And so, Ju-ddak unintentionally threw a new gallery bait punch into the Hunter Gallery.