The Hunter Gallery's Agonizing Poll Cup (1)
The gallery's pitiful heun-heu-heuk sounds were starting to leak over the walls. The moment I opened my eyes, I was greeted by the morning brunch Elsa had prepared. Today's menu was salad pasta. The feedback that I liked pasta had clearly been taken into account. Nice. Elsa gets +10 points! That doesn't mean I'm going to take better care of her. Just that it feels good. That's all. If Elsa has any complaints, she can follow me up to the rooftop.
The Hunter Gallery icon had naturally blended into the lives of the heun-bung users. Plan successful. Which meant? It was time to unlock the next content I'd earned from the quest.
— [*Throne Usurper* Ju-ddak]
Wait, did anyone just see a male orc in an underboob bikini?;; Sorry for the aggro, but try this instead
— Anonymous
Curry-flavored shit VS shit-flavored curry
— Anonymous
Holy fuck Ju-ddak you son of a bitch lolololol
— Anonymous
Got baited again lol
— Anonymous
Knew it was a prank the moment he said a rat came out of his room lololol
— Anonymous
Is there like an awakening rank for aggro too?
— Anonymous
Ju-ddak's aggro is straight up SSR tier lololol
— Anonymous
Fucking lmao
— Anonymous
For real, this is the true qualification of a Ju-ddak lol
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— [D-class Porter]
Hmm….
— Anonymous
The porter's finally using his brain!
— Anonymous
Brain at full power!
— Anonymous
Ah this is perfectly balanced lololol
— Anonymous
This is the question that always comes up in balance games lol
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— [D-class Porter]
Wouldn't an underboob fashion orc actually look kinda cool?
— Anonymous
?
— Anonymous
(Brain fluid leaking png)
— [Elsa]
(Get lost…. LetItGo png)
— Anonymous
Elsa just shove him in the admin chat
— Anonymous
Seal the porter away in there lol
— Anonymous
Personally, wouldn't shit-flavored curry be better?
— Anonymous
The fuck? Your mouth's about to host a shit tasting party?
— Anonymous
But it's still technically food
— Anonymous
Yeah, and after this you won't be able to eat real food anymore?
— Anonymous
So you're saying you'd put shit in your mouth?
— Anonymous
I just think your face already looks like shit
— Anonymous
What the fuck are you even saying
— Anonymous
Blocked
— Anonymous
I'm eating the curry-flavored shit
— Anonymous
Eating is my only joy in life, I can't hold back
— Anonymous
Bro can you send a pic of your hand?
— Anonymous
For some reason I feel like it'll look like Doraemon's hands lololol
— Anonymous
? Porter, you just gonna take that?
— Anonymous
Porter!!! Why aren't you coming to fix the spelling!!!
— Anonymous
It's not "wen" it's "waen"!!!!
Whew. Just looking at this balance game is already giving me a headache. No matter who shows up, no one could decide easily, right? Anyway, the snowball that started with this post began to roll, deciding the next bait.
— Anonymous
Title: TS'd Porter VS Regular D-class Killporter
— Anonymous
The title is the content lol
— Anonymous
What the fuck is a killporter lol
— Anonymous
Every party that goes with a porter gets wiped out lol
— Anonymous
That's why it's called a killporter lol
— Anonymous
It rolls off the tongue so well lololol
— Anonymous
(Huh? Everyone died? png)
— Anonymous
This is a difficult problem
— Anonymous
A difficult problem my ass lololololol
— Anonymous
Even Solomon couldn't solve this one lol
— Anonymous
Just cut both of them in half and call it a day?
— Anonymous
Lolol the killporter's already going around cutting everything in half anyway
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— [D-class Porter]
I'm not the one actually doing it though….
— Anonymous
And there he goes dodging responsibility again lol
— Anonymous
Why are we even debating balance on this?
— Anonymous
Why would anyone pick the killporter lololol
— Anonymous
Obviously the novel version porter
— Anonymous
But the porter in the novel is still alive, so that one's canon lol
— Anonymous
What does canon know!!!
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— [D-class Porter]
I actually know a lot of things….
— Anonymous
Not what I meant, ugh….
— Anonymous
I don't even know where to begin with this lol
— Anonymous
Title: Tomato-flavored tomato VS tomato-tasting dirt
— Anonymous
Oh my fucking god lololol why are we only doing these kinds of things
— Anonymous
But it got your attention, didn't it?
— Anonymous
You clicked anyway, didn't you?
— Anonymous
How do I endure this… this one's tough too
— Anonymous
'Not easy'
— Anonymous
For real, is this harder than closing a gate? lol
— Anonymous
That's because you only run easy gates, isn't it?
— Anonymous
Shh! How do you even eat dirt lol
— Anonymous
Then would you eat the tomato-flavored tomato?
— Anonymous
Ah fuck how the hell do you eat that!!
— Anonymous
If they give me an A-class weapon I'll eat it VS I won't
— Anonymous
I'd tap dance and eat a hundred tomatoes right away
— Anonymous
Lolololololololol
— Anonymous
If it's an A-class weapon I'd belly dance while eating it lololol
— Anonymous
For real lol. Is there even a weapon like that? lololol
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— [*Throne Usurper* Ju-ddak]
Guys, are you having fun with the balance game?
— Anonymous
My head feels like it's gonna explode
— Anonymous
(Bald png)
— Anonymous
Who the fuck started this bait first
— Anonymous
Lolololololol
— Anonymous
Ju-ddak, what are you gonna eat?
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— [*Throne Usurper* Ju-ddak]
I'm gonna eat the pasta Elsa made for me?
— Anonymous
Fuck off lolololololol
— Anonymous
Get out with that bragging lololololol
— Anonymous
The heun-bungs are just supposed to eat the shitty food lololol
The main purpose of the gallery? There are many things like information sharing and communication, but the most important is stress relief. In other words, a dopamine explosion. There's nothing better than the Gald Cup for causing a dopamine explosion.
- 5 Orcs VS 1 Troll [671]
- 2 B-class Hunters VS 6 C-class Hunters [843]
- Gargoyle rock-paper-scissors VS Lava Kobold poop needle and run [532]
- Orc meme VS Troll meme [567]
The entire gallery had gone crazy over the Gald Cup. Even I was scared of my own aggro ability. Isn't there a skill that gives points for drawing aggro? If there was, I'd unlock all the content immediately. Looking at the gallery's atmosphere, there weren't any major incidents, so this was the perfect time to enjoy some lighthearted fun.
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— [*Throne Usurper* Ju-ddak]
So are we eating the curry-flavored shit? What exactly are you guys saying you're eating;; Why the hell would you eat that lololol
— Anonymous
If we decide what to eat, does that mean Ju-ddak will actually eat it? lol
— Anonymous
If you give me an A-class weapon I'll eat it lololol
— Anonymous
For real I'd inhale it immediately lol
— Anonymous
But if it's shit I'd probably pay money to eat it
— Anonymous
???
— Anonymous
??
— Anonymous
I'd bring out the rice right away lololol
— Anonymous
A true gourmet heun-bung
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— [*Throne Usurper* Ju-ddak]
Just pick one already!
— Anonymous
Fuck! Why are we deciding this!!!
— Anonymous
And how would you even know who said what lol
— Anonymous
Exactly lol
— Anonymous
Is Ju-ddak gonna count the comments?
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— [*Throne Usurper* Ju-ddak]
Why would I count comments when we can just vote
— Anonymous
How do we even vote;;
— Anonymous
What, are we supposed to spam 11111 or something?
— Anonymous
22222?
— Anonymous
Just looking at that is fucking awful lol
— Anonymous
Wait? Guys, the voting function opened in the gallery
— Anonymous
? What's that
— Anonymous
You can add a voting function to posts!!!!
— Anonymous
Bullshit
— Anonymous
If a voting function opened there'd be fights and chaos for real
— Anonymous
Wait it actually opened?
— Anonymous
Oh lololololol
— Anonymous
Let's gooooo~ Gald Cup time!!!
— [Elsa]
Let's go~ (Let's go)
— Anonymous
Get lost (LetItGo)
— Anonymous
Getting reverse LetItGo'd lololololol
— Anonymous
Lolololololol
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— Breaking News! Ju-ddak opened new content!!
Voters [1263]
Current Status
1. I like ass! [51%] VS 2. Hmm~ I prefer boobs! [49%]
Current Status
1. I like ass! [51%] VS 2. Hmm~ I prefer boobs! [49%]
— Anonymous
This is a serious matter
— Anonymous
Why is this a serious matter?
— Anonymous
It'll decide the direction of all the lewd pics uploaded to the gallery from now on
— Anonymous
Heun-bung, isn't the real serious matter your hunter life?
— Anonymous
(Get lost…. LetItGo png)
— Anonymous
Agreed lol
— Anonymous
Who the hell picks boobs?
— Anonymous
Exactly what I'm saying fuck lol
— Anonymous
Boobs are just a cheap imitation of ass lololol
— Anonymous
Where did humanity begin? Huh?
— Anonymous
Since the ape days it's been natural to look at the other's ass, huh?
— Anonymous
Therefore being attracted to ass is only natural…. Right?
— Anonymous
What the hell is this?
— Anonymous
Can't you tell? It's a voting content lol
— Anonymous
I know that much
— Anonymous
You should vote quickly too lol
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— [*Throne Usurper* Ju-ddak]
There's a rumor that the heun-soon-i will reference whichever side gets more votes (whisper whisper)
— Anonymous
For real?
— Anonymous
Vote right fucking now!!!!!
— Anonymous
Where should people who like feet vote?
— Anonymous
???
— Anonymous
You don't get to vote lol
— Anonymous
Ah lol invalid votes are still expressing an opinion lololol
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— If you had to go to one of these places alone?
Voters [8963]
Current Status
Full-scale Seoul recovery operation [50%] VS Clearing 3 A-class gates alone [50%]
Current Status
Full-scale Seoul recovery operation [50%] VS Clearing 3 A-class gates alone [50%]
— Anonymous
Holy shit this is perfectly balanced too lolololol
— Anonymous
Both paths lead to meeting the killporter, don't they lol
— Anonymous
What does that mean?
— Anonymous
It means it's a path to suicide lololololol
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— [D-class Porter]
That's too much…. Then if there were 3 Elsas, could we recover Seoul?
— Anonymous
3 Elsas my ass lolololololololol
— Anonymous
If that were the case we'd have recovered Seoul already fuck lol
— Anonymous
If it were that easy lol. But when are we actually recovering Seoul?
— Anonymous
Isn't there a monster legion there so it'd be pretty hard?
— Anonymous
Yeah, that's true…. Plus gates keep opening there even now….
— Anonymous
The S-class hunter that'll show up later will take care of it~~~
— Anonymous
Does that even exist? lol
— Anonymous
(I dunno png)
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— Newbie Hunter…. I have a favor to ask the heun-bungs (depressed heun-bung photo.JPG)
Can you…. call me the 'Black Reaper'? The reason is…. because the poll for my hunter nickname came back as 'Black Reaper'…. So if you see me in a gate in the future, please call me 'Black Reaper'….
— Anonymous
Hey…. "Black Reaper"
— Anonymous
Shouldn't it be Shield Reaper?
— Anonymous
Lolololololololololololol
— Anonymous
Yeah you gotta get a shield lololol
— Anonymous
Sword and shield is the balanced combo lololol
— Anonymous
Wouldn't a reaper be better off dual-wielding swords?
— Anonymous
Uhh…. dual swords aren't allowed
— Anonymous
Oh! Don't cut the sword in half….
— Anonymous
Dual swords are a guaranteed death flag lol
— Anonymous
Lolololololol Black Reaper! Rear support!
— Anonymous
Thank you….
— Anonymous
If we keep calling him that it'll probably end up just becoming Sword God lol
— Anonymous
That wouldn't be bad either….
— Anonymous
Wouldn't just calling him an idiot be better than Sword God?
— Anonymous
Fuck you
— Anonymous
Black Reaper is fucking cool tho ;;
— Anonymous
Fucking cool
— Anonymous
Fucking?
— Anonymous
Fucking two?
— Anonymous
Stop!!! You fucking two! You bastard!!!
— Anonymous
What the hell are these guys doing lololol
— Anonymous
Lolololololololol
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— One Spoon Guild VS One Love Mountaineering Club, who wins in a fight?
All-out war standard lol
Voters [8923]
Current Status
One Spoon Guild [59%] VS One Love Mountaineering Club [41%]
Voters [8923]
Current Status
One Spoon Guild [59%] VS One Love Mountaineering Club [41%]
— Anonymous
Wow this one's actually pretty hard
— Anonymous
If we're just looking at guild member count, isn't One Spoon number one?
— Anonymous
One Love is second, but they're no pushover either
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— [*Throne Usurper* Ju-ddak]
Is the One Love Mountaineering Club that strong?
— Anonymous
The old farts of One Love are fucking insane. Pure hand-to-hand combat chads
— Anonymous
But One Spoon has way more equipment and is much larger in scale
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— [*Throne Usurper* Ju-ddak]
Oh….
— Anonymous
You're the Ju-ddak and you don't even know that?
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— [*Throne Usurper* Ju-ddak]
I only transferred over recently so I don't know
— Anonymous
Ah fuck, drop that concept already
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— [*Throne Usurper* Ju-ddak]
But why don't guilds show up much in the gallery?
— Anonymous
Yeah, right? Sometimes the fixed-nick people recruit guild members
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— [*Throne Usurper* Ju-ddak]
Ah so those were the ones
— Anonymous
But they usually don't do it openly to prevent information leaks
— Anonymous
Yeah, except when they post verification posts
— Anonymous
The old farts from One Love say the gallery is too hard to use lol
— Anonymous
The elders say they can't see the text well so they can't use it;;
— Anonymous
You can just increase the font size in settings tho ;;
— Anonymous
'Old farts'
— Anonymous
Why isn't there a Muggle gathering lololol
— Anonymous
The muggle group got wrecked by the administration bureau's crackdown lol
— Anonymous
The magic tower construction was canceled too
— Anonymous
Got beaten by Ju-ddak, got beaten by the administration bureau
— Anonymous
They're the neighborhood punching bag lolololol
— Anonymous
If you cause that much chaos you gotta pay the price lol
I knew about One Spoon Guild because it got mentioned occasionally, but One Love Mountaineering Club was new to me. People started going wild with the voting. If the gallery had been mild flavor until now, this felt like adding just a bit of spice. This much seemed fine. They were keeping the line well on their own. It looked like the loving whip I'd given them earlier (the gallery ban) had some effect.
Then maybe I should post a voting topic too? I was smiling and about to write a post when—
“Huh? Is that an old fart way of speaking?”
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