The Gallery Roasts Ju-ddak's Room
After carefully reading the latest posts, I finally understood what had happened while I was clearing the quest. What the hell is the Muggle Meeting guild master even doing? Does he have a paranoia complex worse than Cao Cao, or was he a web novelist before the gates opened? He should've written web novels instead of leading a guild—he'd have hit a million views in no time. Not that it matters anymore…
— Real-time Muggle Meeting F**ked! Done! All! (Photo of Vandalf being kicked out of the meeting room. JPG)
Vandalf was threatening the Management Bureau director, but one verification post from Ju-ddak completely wrecked the meeting atmosphere. The director flew into a rage and told Vandalf to get the hell out right now…. I have to go to the Muggle Meeting too, so no more questions…. That photo lol. Is the director smacking the back of Vandalf's head?
— Yeah… The Bureau was planning to purge all agents suspected of being First One's minions….
— But they didn't?
— They didn't…. Right when they were about to arrest him, Ju-ddak's verification post went up….
— Vandalf almost got his ass beat lololololol
— He deserves it lol. So what was Vandalf basing his claims on?
— I was dragged there out of nowhere so I don't know…. He just kept muttering "I was wrong. Pay…?" over and over.
— Vandalf was a boy detective lololol
— Pay… this bullshit lol
— Wow so Vandalf was just a troll all along.
— He dragged the entire gallery into the mess
— The strongest guild master acting like a gallery troll lol
— Lololololololol this guy said he wouldn't take questions but he's answering everything lol
— This guy's the hunter who posted during the 38133rd meeting lololol
— Lololololol
— Gotta do gallery stuff though lol
— Gotta do what you gotta do….
— Suspiciously Good at Beating Muggle Meetings: Ju-ddak, the Muggle Meeting's Dedicated Bully
— Every single thing Ju-ddak has done so far has damaged the Muggle Meeting lol
— Without exception, the Muggle Meeting took every hit lol
— Lololololol at this point, wasn't Ju-ddak trying to get revenge on the Bureau but actually had a grudge against the Muggle Meeting?
— Ju-ddak dark hero theory lol
— Vandalf was way off the mark lololol
— Vandalf: Just a slightly slow friend.
— But he's not even nice.
— lololololol
— Ju-ddak's click really is legendary.
— Lololololol
— The Muggle Meeting was desperately trying to kill him lololololol
— Ju-ddak just clicks? and wins lol
— The Muggle Meeting's dedicated bully Ju-ddak
Ju-ddak's every action had harmed the Muggle Meeting. Without exception, they took every single hit. At this point, wasn't he trying to get revenge on the Bureau but actually had a grudge against the Muggle Meeting? Ju-ddak dark hero theory lol. Vandalf was way off lololol.
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— Ju-ddak's click really is legendary lololololol
The Muggle Meeting was desperately trying to kill him but Ju-ddak just clicks and wins lol
After carefully reading the latest posts, I finally understood everything. The Muggle Meeting guild master really is something else. Does he have paranoia worse than Cao Cao? Or was he a web novelist before the gates? He should've written novels—he'd have made a fortune. Not that it matters now…
— EU No Longer Needs to Suspect Ju-ddak (Roughly Ju-ddak's room verification photo. JPG)
Everyone saw that pile of dust in the corner, right? Lol. Look at the food stains stuck to the dust on the floor. And that mountain of clothes piled in the corner!!! The clothes are from 14 years ago and all stretched out. The tiny bathroom has mold growing on the tiles. So this is supposed to be First One's room dreaming of revenge on the Bureau? Lol. Our Ju-ddak is just a total shut-in!
— [Ju-ddak] Student, take the post down ^^
— Lol they didn't want this level of detailed analysis
— Ugh!! This dust! What is all this!!!
— Ju-ddak, I think you need a little motherly nagging…
— Sometimes I miss hearing that vacuum cleaner sound in the morning when I'm half-asleep.
— relatable lol
— Ah!! Mom!! Turn off the vacuum!!
— Is that bed the one HunterYaKaeYo gave him?
— Everything's dirty but the bed is clean lololol
— Look at the bed being pink, so cute lololol
— [Ju-ddak] Shh! Shh!
— [HunterYaKaeYo] Hmm… Ju-ddak-nim ^^ You didn't do anything weird, right? ^^
— [Ju-ddak] Ah~~ Nice weather~~~
— Lololol it's raining outside right now lol
— [Elsa] It is rude for a queen to spill food on the floor. (Ice-cold)
— Isn't that the bingsu you gave him?
— [Elsa] Not cleaning is truly filthy. (Haughtily)
— Oh, so Elsa cleans Ju-ddak's room too?
— [Elsa] It seems the queen must intervene. (Subtly)
— Clean my room too haha
— [Elsa] Get lost. (Let it go)
— The real problem is that the truth about my room has been exposed. Whether it's conspiracy theories or my own mess, you guys are all making a fuss!! I only posted because you asked for verification…. Isn't this pretty normal for a guy living alone?
— [Elsa]: From a queen's perspective, it's serious. (Is Ju-ddak depressed?)
— [Elsa]: To me, it looks no different from a lonely old man. (Risk of lonely death?)
— [HunterYaKaeYo]: I'm glad the bed I gave is clean
— [HunterYaKaeYo]: Ju-ddak-nim, do you collect recyclables??
— [D-class Porter]: There's no way that's Lord Ju-ddak's living space!!!
— [D-class Porter]: If that photo is real, Ju-ddak is just a total idiot!!!
— [Elsa]: Yes. Yes, but that is the truth. (Being an idiot too lol)
Pa-ttak crew, even you guys…! The Pa-ttaks weren't on my side either. Well, I only swept a bit after the previous owner and was too busy with gallery stuff. I should do a proper deep clean.
— [Ju-ddak]: HunterYaKaeYo, is everything okay at work now?
— [HunterYaKaeYo]: Oh! Yes ^^ It's all better now ^^
— [HunterYaKaeYo]: Thanks to Ju-ddak-nim ^^
— [Elsa]: The queen demands to know where you went. (You said you were doing a quest or something)
— [D-class Porter]: I have decided not to regard you as a god anymore!! Ju-ddak!!!
— [D-class Porter]: Ju-ddaks!! Your son has returned!!!
— [Elsa]: Ugh, just looking at the text is so noisy. Shut up for a bit, you bitch.
Oh crap, I got distracted by the conspiracy theories. I cleared the quest. I thought it was an easy one, but it was actually really hard because the goblins kept running away. I still don't know why the goblins ran from me. Do other monsters do that too? I should check again next time. There'll be more quests anyway.
But thinking about it, it's kind of unfair. I worked so hard smashing goblin heads with rocks for the hunters, and this is what I get.
— [*Throne Usurper* Ju-ddak] Honestly, it's been pretty shit lately.
I cleared quests thinking of you hunters, but all you do is mock my room. Sigh…. But isn't this pretty clean? The witch hunt was a bit much….
— Raise your hands, you troll bastards who joined the conspiracy theory!
— The guy who told us to raise hands posted 50 comments on the troll post?
— Whoops!
— Whoops lololol
— [Ju-ddak] You…. really….
— Ju-ddak's sulking, watch out.
— Yeah, let's do some gallery self-purification.
— But what was the quest?
— [Ju-ddak] Killing 5 goblins.
— There's a quest like that?
— Ju-ddak posted a goblin kill verification lol
— [Ju-ddak] It's my skill
— Lol what kind of skill clears quests
— [Ju-ddak] It's real damn it. The skill name is Ju-ddak's Quest.
— It'd be perfect if it had "Hero" instead of Ju-ddak lololol
— Hero's Quest: Kill Goblins lol
— [Ju-ddak] You have no idea how hard I worked to clear that.
— Was killing goblins that hard?
— [Ju-ddak] The goblins ran away when they saw me….
— The goblins got scared of Ju-ddak's face and ran lololol
— Lololololololol
— Even the Muggle Meeting slaughterer has to clean his room~~
— This is right lol. Mom's gonna smack your back lol
— I can praise everything else but I can't defend the room….
— [Ju-ddak] ….
— Stop teasing Ju-ddak already!!!
— At this rate Ju-ddak's gonna quit the gallery!!!
The hunters' dislike stack is maxed out. Should Ju-ddak go into full sulk mode? Maybe I shouldn't even share the content I got from clearing the quest.
"Or should I really quit the gallery?!" While I was fuming alone in my room, a new post appeared.
— Ju-ddak Oppa…. The hunters were too much…. (Photo of a tanned butt with oil dripping. JPG)
I know you're always working hard Please know that I'm always watching over you!!! Ju-ddak-nim, fighting!
— The other hunters really seem too much
— I'd feel bad too if I were you
"Hmph! No way! Are you trying to bribe me with a butt!!" Do I look like the kind of guy who'd get over a sulk that easily?
— Ju-ddak-nim fighting! [312]
— Cheering with my butt [124]
— Ju-ddak…. I only see you…. [231]
— Do you still look at breasts too? [432]
— Thighs okay? [312]
"There were too many butts to scold them. Hehe."
On second thought, maybe this kind of thing does cheer me up. I'll save all of them to my collection. Hunters, I understand everything. People can do witch hunts, and when they're excited, they can tease others. The best way to reconcile is with butts after all.
— Ju-ddak-nim! Gift!! (Photo of a butt with "Ju-ddak Fighting" written on it. JPG)
Haha Ju-ddak, we're sorry. We mean it.
— Yeah, come back.
— Ju-ddak hasn't disappeared yet;;
— [Ju-ddak] (Roughly a thumbs-up emote)
— What's this?
— You can do this in comments?
— I don't have that….
— [Ju-ddak] (Roughly a "Hmph! Sulking!" emote)
— Don't tell me….
— New content…?
— [Ju-ddak] I'm not over it at all.
— We have committed a grave discourtesy by not understanding Ju-ddak's great will!!
— We will never tease Ju-ddak again!!!!
— Ahh…. Is Ju-ddak truly a god?
— Ahh…. Is Americano.
As if the gallery had never suspected Ju-ddak of being a villain, it began burning with praise for him.
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