The Ju-ddak Quest and Conspiracy (3)
While Ju-ddak was busy smashing a goblin’s skull with a rock, the hunters in the gallery began searching for him one by one, growing increasingly anxious about his mysterious absence.
Just picked a Pa-ttak and already abandoned the gallery
Just make the Chun-sik kids do the work~
[Elsa]: This is fucking bullshit. (It really is )
lolololol (lolololol)
How long has it been since we last saw Ju-ddak? A few hours?
He started going quiet yesterday and today I haven’t seen him at all
No way he actually abandoned the gallery?
Come on~~ He must have his reasons~~
Kiyaaahooo~~!~~!
Huh? His skull got smashed?
Huh? Ju-ddak still hasn’t shown up today?
Heeeeaaaaad!!!
lololololololol no way you’re already losing it after he’s only been gone a little while
I’ve become someone who can’t live without Ju-ddak now!!!
My dopamine supply is gone (┬┬﹏┬┬)
You guys just play among yourselves!!!!
Around the time they were dyeing the entire gallery with their madness, a new piece of bait began to spread. It was a conspiracy theory wrapped in ghost-story packaging. In other words, a tabloid rumor.
Why are they suddenly meeting?
No idea….
Wait, are we going to war with the guilds again? Holy crap
What’s a guild war?
Aww the newbie hunter is so cute lol
A few of the early guilds were basically criminal organizations. They plundered and caused absolute chaos.
Yeah, awakened people went around beating the shit out of non-awakened people
I got robbed back then too, fuck
That’s why the Bureau wiped out the criminal guilds
Muggle Moim is one of the few that survived and grew big enough to keep clashing with the Bureau
That’s why people call them the potion-selling bastards lololol
He’s obviously lying to pressure the Bureau lol
That makes sense lol
No no no. At first the Bureau tried to kick him out thinking he was trying to extort money, but they continued the talks
For real?
Yeah. That’s why they’re on the fourth meeting. The Director’s expression looked really complicated
You actually saw the Director in person? And we’re supposed to believe that?
It’s true, I’ll post proof again. Even the Pa-ttaks don’t know Ju-ddak’s identity, how would he know lol
Maybe the Pa-ttaks do know…?
We loyal hunters don’t even know…?
Loyal hunters my ass lololololol
[D-class Porter] So is Ju-ddak really a g** b** s**?
You clearly don’t know anything lolololol
1. Ju-ddak’s identity was the First One. The very first hunter and the original Ju-ddak
2. The First One has already taken over the Bureau from the inside
3. The A-class gates are all staged. They were created to gauge the current level of hunters
4. Bandalf personally witnessed the First One keeping A-class hunters as his subordinates
5. The First One, aka Ju-ddak’s goal is revenge. He’s a villain…
Deleting in 5 minutes.
Wow the photo looks real lol
But how is the First One Ju-ddak?
He went missing beyond a gate lol
And why revenge? This is top secret but apparently the Bureau sacrificed the First One by force
???
Right after gates first appeared, an unmanageable one opened
They offered the First One as a sacrifice to the monsters to close the gate
But he survived and turned into a villain
And that villain is hiding inside the Bureau?
That’s terrifying… Is this real…?
There’s even a photo and the story is way too detailed….
Then are all the Pa-ttaks actually his subordinates…?
So Elsa’s a villain too? That would explain how Ju-ddak knew about A-class monster information
Oh yeah?
And how he didn’t bat an eye at the core reactor or B-class weapons?
Because he survived beyond the gate for nearly ten years?
Whoa. This is giving me chills….
Holy….
So Ju-ddak really was the First One….
He’s definitely plotting something
What if Ju-ddak is actually a villain dreaming of world domination?
Since every kind of information flows through here, maybe he’s already gathered everything he needs?
And now he’s about to do something big?
Whoa, then was destroying Muggle Moim’s economy also intentional?
Of course the potion prices were inflated, but Muggle Moim was the one who made distribution run smoothly through the market
Muggle Moim has already drastically reduced potion production. It’s gotten really hard to get potions offline now
But didn’t Ju-ddak post potions a few days ago?
The basics of an internal invasion is controlling the distribution of supplies
This is getting scary….
Now that I think about it, I’ve used up almost all the potions I stockpiled
Me too….
I was waiting for Ju-ddak too….
Muggle Moim can’t increase production because they don’t know when Ju-ddak will post potions again
For real, then Muggle Moim is actually pitiful….
They got dragged into this through no fault of their own
Then aren’t we in danger too?
…Yeah.
And so, the conspiracy (not that kind of conspiracy) began to grow uncontrollably within the gallery.
“How about it, Director? You believe me now, right? Ppei!”
“Ahem…”
“You can just dismiss this as me threatening you. I don’t care. Lee Seungchul. There are plenty of places I can take this information.”
Nam Seonuk grinned as he lit up a pipe he had pulled out from who-knows-where.
Then that means Agent Park Seoyun becoming a Pa-ttak…
Does that mean Agent Park Seoyun is in on it with Ju-ddak?
“For example, the guilds that have cooperative relationships with your Bureau. Like Hanjumdan, for instance.”
“Why is Hanjumdan being brought up here?”
“Don’t you know that Hanjumdan’s guild master had… that kind of relationship with the First One? He has no idea that you people offered the First One as a sacrifice.”
“Yes. That’s exactly why he’s helping us. What do you want, Bandalf.”
“Ten billion. Let’s start with that for this month.”
“This month? Bandalf. Are you planning to take money every single month?”
“Money won’t be the real problem here, will it? Just finding Ju-ddak who’s hiding inside your organization is already a massive headache, isn’t it?”
“And if I refuse to pay?”
“Then I will reveal the Bureau’s truth to every hunter. A Bureau that offers hunters as sacrifices. Ppei…”
After a short moment of consideration, Lee Seungchul gestured to his secretary, Kim Jia.
“Prepare ten billion in cash immediately. And get ready to arrest Agent Park Seoyun.”
“But Director! Agent Park Seoyun is…”
“I know. It’s going to be a big fight. But if Ju-ddak really is inside our organization, that will lead to a far more serious battle. We’ll eliminate all of Ju-ddak’s subordinates before that happens.”
But Kim Jia hesitated for a moment before speaking.
“…Director, could you please take a look at the gallery right now?”
I worked my ass off to open new content, fuck
This is how much I love you all, my loyal hunters
?????
Sir… are you… the First One-nim?
[Ju-ddak] Lady First?
Villain…. um…
[Ju-ddak] What the fuck, I worked hard to earn money and bought chicken and this is how my family reacts?
Um…. so basically….
"????"
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“What the hell is a hunter raid lol”
“Ju-ddak is losing it again”
I thought comments like that would pop up and everyone would be laughing their asses off, but the reaction was completely different.
I had just finished the quest and returned home. I worked really hard to smash that goblin’s head as fast as possible. In the end I received both rewards. But why are they reacting like this… This makes me so sad….
You’re getting revenge on the Bureau that abandoned you
Laughing like a villain
And now you’re trying to conquer the world!
Destroy all the guilds!
And bring down the Korean government too, right?
Whoa so this was all an act by the First One?
Seems like it. Ju-ddak just admit it already
I didn’t think Ju-ddak was this scary of a person
Stop calling him Ju-ddak. The Ju-ddak I knew is dead
He never existed from the beginning….
Uncle Ju-ddak!! I believed in you!!! Sob!!!
??? Wait, then what about the Pa-ttaks too?
[Elsa]: Hey you fucking bastard Ju-ddak. Are you actually a villain? Then does that make me the bitch who cooked for a villain?
[Elsa]: Suddenly the Bureau is going crazy trying to find me with the core reactor, fuck fuck
[Elsa]: Why are they trying to arrest me!!!!!! I don’t even know anyone called the First One!!
[D-class Porter]: Ju-ddak is…. ….
[Elsa]: Isn’t that what they call porn?
[D-class Porter]: Ju-ddak is the villain….
[HunterYaKaeYo]: I won’t be able to gallery post for a while because something came up at work ^^
[HunterYaKaeYo]: There’s a huge incident at the office
[HunterYaKaeYo]: Ju-ddak-nim, just in case, may I ask if you are inside the Bureau? ^^
Heh… Something has gone very, very wrong.
Then one comment caught my eye.
Could the First One-nim please upload a photo of his house
— Prove that you are not inside the Bureau
— Explain yourself!!!
Why the hell do they want a picture of my house? Ugh, I didn’t clean up so it’s a bit embarrassing.
Hmm….
Tsk….
Did we get it wrong…? lol….
lol;;
Um…. so….
That’s the First One’s room corner?
lololololololololololololol
That place is the secret room where the evil villain was plotting his schemes?
lololololololol We definitely said he took over the Bureau or something, right?
Bureau (NEET’s room corner)
lololololololol
So we all just dug our own graves?
Stop fucking around First One! Isn’t this also an act?
Did you just break into some random person’s house and take a photo?
Whoa now that I think about it this is even scarier
You killed someone because you were in a hurry, for real
If you’re really Ju-ddak then at least take a photo of you scratching inside your underwear
And your other hand has to be doing a V~
That’s the standard for the real Ju-ddak of this gallery lol
What the hell do they mean by “act”? Seriously.
They won’t even give me time to check the latest posts. Once this incident is over I’m going to be seriously sulky.
lololololololololol
Holy shit lololololololol Is this the First One?
Ah lol this is so fucking funny lol
See, I told you!!! Our Ju-ddak could never be a villain~~~
It’s just the usual Ju-ddak sucking in crumbs in his room corner lol
??? : (scratch scratch) What are these kids doing?
lololololol I actually never suspected Ju-ddak
Me neither
This bastard was the one spamming comments on all the conspiracy posts
lololololol You got caught lol
Ju-ddak, weren’t you supposed to be insanely strong?
Like you could open gates or something?
And keep A-class hunters as subordinates?
[Ju-ddak] I was strong back in the day Just look at the proof post. I had such a hard time catching that goblin
Pffft lol for real lololololololololol
lololololololololololol
[Ju-ddak] Did you guys all eat confusion mushrooms or something?
lololololololol
Confusion mushrooms my ass lolololol
Now that I think about it Muggle Moim is completely fucked lol
The Bureau was also panicking for nothing lololol
The First One was just missing after all lol
[Elsa] Because of this bastard I almost got arrested, fuck
lololol The person most closely associated with the suspected villain
lololololololololol
[Elsa] They even broadcasted across Gangwon Province looking for me, those bastards
We can’t lose Elsa, the Guardian of Gangwon Province
Is it okay now?
[Elsa] Situation resolved, you idiots lol
What the… Did everything work out?
From now on I’ll make sure to check the gallery even while doing quests. Ah fuck, look at all the ass hair in Ju-ddak’s room.
— There’s a whole pile of ass hair in the corner fuck fuck
— This place really looks like the room of a NEET who fantasizes about being the hero
— [Ju-ddak] It’s not that bad
— It is that bad!!!
— For real it’s worse than mine
And so, yet another conspiracy (this time the real kind) was swirling through the gallery once again.