Chapter 66: My Blonde Childhood Friend is Too Pretty (3)[R-18]
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 66: My Blonde Childhood Friend is Too Pretty (3)[R-18]
Ding!
As the magic elevator arrived, Ian spoke with a gentle smile.
“Let’s get in, Evelyn.”
“...Okay.”
His face and voice were exactly the same as they had been during our date, but I could tell.
The moment we stepped into the ‘Cream Pie Inn,’ Ian had changed.
It was just like when I knocked on his door a while ago and stopped being just a ‘childhood friend’ and became a ‘woman.’
Now, Ian had shifted from a ‘childhood friend’ into ‘something else.’
Wooooong—
[3rd Floor] >> [4th Floor] >> [5th Floor]
“....”
“....”
We stood in silence as the magic elevator moved, our eyes fixed on the rising numbers.
It wasn't because we had nothing to say.
We were simply focused on confirming each other's affection, our interlaced fingers tightening and loosening in turns.
Ding—
A moment later, the doors of the magic elevator opened on the 7th floor.
[Room 703]
Whether it was a coincidence or intentional...
The room Ian had reserved was the same one where we had shared our second night together.
“Now then, ladies first.”
Standing in front of Room 703, Ian bowed slightly and spoke playfully.
“Ha... what are you even saying, seriously...”
Click—
I let out a small chuckle at Ian’s ridiculous behavior and opened the door, and at that exact moment...
Thud!
“Ngh!... Wa... wait..! ..I..Ian...! ...Kh! ...Ngh!!”
Ian pinned me against the wall and bit down on my neck.
“Ha.. h-ah..! ..The.. the.. door.. isn't.. closed.. yet! ....Hng! ...Wait.. a.. second..! ..Wait..!”
I knew Ian had said there wouldn't even be time to eat, but...
I didn't expect him to start so suddenly like this.
“...No. I can’t wait.”
“Ah... no..! ...Ngh!.. Just.. close.. the.. door!.. and then..! ...Ngh!.. Hey..! ...Haa! ...Are.. you.. even.. listening.. to.. me! ...Haah—! ....Mmph?!”
Slide—
As Ian’s leg forced its way between mine and our bodies pressed even closer, a moan like a cat in heat escaped my lips—a sound that even I found embarrassing—and I bit my lip hard.
“It’s all because Evelyn is so cute and pretty. You’re the bad one.”
“...Ha... ngh..! ...Seriously...! I.. I get it..! ...I.. I’m.. the.. bad.. one.. so... hng!! ..Just.. let’s.. close.. the.. door! ...Ha-ah! ...Ian! ...Kgh..!! ...If.. you.. don’t.. stop... ngh..!! I’m.. r-really.. going.. to.. be.. m-mad... ha-ah..!!”
...I have to close the door.
Chu— Chuu—
“Hng! ..! ..Ngh!... Haah!... Haah!... Hnggg... haa!.. Kgh!”
My mind knew what to do, but every time Ian’s lips touched my skin, that spot became as sensitive as an erogenous zone. My body lost all its strength.
“Ha... haah!... W-wait a second..... ah.... ngh...!! ...Wait..... ngh... ngh!.... I... Ian...!”
“You’re pretty, Evelyn. Really pretty.”
With Ian whispering how pretty I was in that state, my head filled with happiness, and I couldn't resist him at all.
No...
To be honest, I didn't want to resist.
“Ah!... Haah!.... Ah... ngh!... Ah... hng!... Haah... haah...!.. I... I don’t care anymore... do whatever you want...!”
In the end, I gave up on closing the door and hugged Ian tightly, rubbing my body against his as much as I had been holding back.
“That’s my good Evelyn. You should stay quiet like that, okay?”
“Haah..! H... ngh!... D-don’t... t-treat... me... like a ch-child—hng?!!”
Only then, as if satisfied, Ian lightly licked my neck.
Lick— Chu— Chu— Slurp!
“...Haah... ngh... hng.. ha... h-don’t lick me there!...... I’m sweaty!.. Hieek!... Hey!! N-not... there! ...It’s dirty!.. H... hng?!... I told you not to... smell meee!!”
As Ian’s lips moved down from my neck, I poured all my remaining strength into my arms to keep him from pulling away from my torso.
Anywhere else was fine, but absolutely not my armpits!!!
I had showered while changing at the mansion, but...
I must have sweated a lot from being so excited during the date!
“Don’t worry. It’s not dirty at all. I can only smell something sweet.”
“Haah... haah... wh-what are you talking about!... You... you pervert..! ..No matter... what you say... I’m... not... letting you... lick there..! ..Hmph!”
Slide—
As I jerked my head away, Ian tucked my stray hair behind my ear and spoke.
“I love you, Evelyn.”
“....”
Seriously...
This guy Ian is...
Thump—!
“....I love you too... Ian.”
I didn't have the confidence to say it while looking him in the eye, so I answered with my forehead pressed against his chest.
“Evelyn....”
“...Ah!... Ngh!... Hng!... I... Ian..! ..Haah—!”
Slide—
As Ian’s finger traced my collarbone, another moan like a cat in heat escaped, but this time, I didn't hold it back.
“Ha-ngh..! ..Ha... ngh...! ...Ha... hng!.. Ian!!.... Ian!!.... Ha-eh!... Ian...!!”
Instead, I repeated Ian’s name, wanting to remember every single thing about this moment.
The sound of a heart beating as if it might explode.
Heated breath.
The salty taste of a finger.
Flushed body temperature.
Ian’s black eyes.
My own lewd face reflected in those black eyes.
Seeping sweat.
Disheveled clothes.
Ears dyed bright red.
Like that, I engraved every detail of this moment into my body so I would never forget.
“....”
“....”
A moment later, having pulled apart just a tiny bit, we stared at each other's lips in silence.
Thump—! Thump—! Thump—! Thump—!
I could tell even without words.
We are going to kiss now.
-7cm
As the distance between our lips gradually closed, the hand gripping Ian’s collar trembled violently.
-5cm
My heart felt so full that tears felt like they might spill out on their own.
-3cm
I slowly closed my eyes and lifted my chin.
—I swear on the fifteen years we’ve spent together.
I love you more than anyone else in this world—
-1cm.
Finally, at the moment Ian’s lips and mine were about to overlap...
SLAM──!!!!!
“....”
“....”
The door we had left open slammed shut with a thunderous roar that was impossible to ignore.
‘...That was dangerous!!’
If the door hadn't slammed shut just in time, I would have headed straight for 1. Evelyn Pure Love Ending - (Con: World Destruction), which I thought I had avoided.
I had drawn the line as ‘Sex Partners’ all this time just in case something like this happened...
The problem was that Evelyn was just too pretty today.
Whether it was the World Destruction or my future Life Plan, there were certainly many important things, but she was so beautiful that I couldn't think of anything else but her.
“Evel...”
“....”
Tug—
As I tried to call her name, Evelyn pulled on my collar as if to silence me.
“....”
Then, Evelyn slightly lifted her chin and heels and closed her eyes again.
She was telling me to stop ruining the mood and just get on with it.
“....”
But now that my composure had returned, I couldn't bring myself to kiss her, nor could I shake off her hand.
Chu—
So, I kissed her cheek, which was infinitely close to her lips.
“Hey... what is this?”
“...What I was about to do?”
“....”
“....”
“....”
“....”
Tremble! Tremble! Tremble! Tremble!
Upon hearing my answer, Evelyn’s body shook violently just like before.
However, there was one difference: the cause of the trembling had changed from ‘happiness’ to ‘rage.’
“Y-you... I-Ian!!... You... you... son of a bitch!!!”
“....”
I had no words to offer in response.
Honestly, right now, anyone would agree I was a total bastard.
...Evelyn must feel it too.
That if the door had closed just a few seconds later, our relationship would have changed completely.
“You... bastard!!.. Seriously... you’re such a bastard!!.. I!!!.. I was afraid this would happen.. so.. I told you.. to close.. the door!!.. and then do it!!”
“...Evelyn...?”
“What!!! Why are you calling me!!! No!! Just don’t say anything!! Aaaaah!! Get out of my way!! I’m going to wash up!!”
“...Yes, ma'am.”
“Ughhhhh!!!... Coward! Dumbass! You eunuch piece of shit! I seriously hate you so much!!!.. Aaaah!!”
“....”
SLAM—!!!
Evelyn entered the bathroom and slammed the door shut.
“Sigh...”
A sigh escaped me naturally.
Bastard, dumbass, coward.
Except for the eunuch part, they were all true.
But if we kissed, the world would end unless I betrayed Evelyn, so I had no choice.
One might think that since I’ve had plenty of sex with Lady Yuris or Laplace, I’ve already betrayed Evelyn...
But me having a relationship with another woman as Evelyn’s ‘Sex Partner’ was on a completely different level than doing so as her ‘Lover.’
Splash— Drip— Click!
“Ha...! I’m too annoyed to even look at your face, so go in and shower.”
“...Yes, ma'am.”
Having finished her shower, Evelyn spoke to me in a cold voice, her body wrapped in a bath towel.
Splash──
Usually, a shower is supposed to make a gloomy mood a bit better, but right now, it didn't feel like it would improve at all.
Drip—
In the end, I washed up more carelessly than usual and stepped out of the shower.
“...Huh?”
When I came out, Evelyn was nowhere to be seen in the room.
Seeing that not only Evelyn but also her luggage and shoes were gone, it seemed she had gone home.
“....”
Considering the wound I gave Evelyn today, it was only natural.
It was natural, but...
I couldn't help the wave of depression that washed over me.
Flop—
“...Sigh.”
I lay on the bed without even putting on clothes and covered my face with both hands.
Normally, it would be time to check the Trending Posts in the Gallery and block the dynamic nicknames, but right now, I didn't want to do anything, Gallery or otherwise.
‘He... heheh! Right~? I’m pretty, aren’t I~? Ian, you’re so lucky... to have such a pretty childhood friend like me?’
I just missed Evelyn like crazy.
Swipe— Swipe—
“Evelyn...”
As I scrolled through the photos of Evelyn I took today, her name slipped out of my mouth unconsciously.
“....”
But naturally, there was no response, and my mood plummeted to rock bottom.
“...Should I just go back?”
I had spent all my remaining allowance to book this room for today’s date, but...
Staying here alone without Evelyn would only make me more depressed.
Rattle—!!!
Just as I was pushing myself up from the bed, the wardrobe suddenly shook and made a loud noise.
“...Evelyn?”
Could she have been hiding inside that wardrobe?
With half-expectation and half-anxiety, I called her name once more.
Rattle—!! Rattle—!! Rattle—!!
Again, instead of an answer, the wardrobe shook like crazy, and then...
Creeeeak—! Hop! Hop!
“...Pyong!”
“....?”
“I-it’s Evelyn... the bunny... pyong! pyong!”
Evelyn, her face dyed bright red and dressed in a bunny girl outfit, popped out from the wardrobe.