Chapter 67: My Blonde Childhood Friend is Too Pretty (4)[R-18]
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 67: My Blonde Childhood Friend is Too Pretty (4)[R-18]
Swoooooosh—
“...That absolute retard.”
Evelyn gnashed her teeth as she listened to the sound of Ian’s shower.
Does that bastard have even the slightest clue how I feel?
When Ian kissed her on the cheek instead of the lips, she seriously considered murdering him for a split second.
...And then, feeling miserable and pathetic, she had shed a few tears while showering.
It couldn't be helped. She had been waiting for this moment for fifteen years as a childhood friend and ten years since realizing her love, only for him to blow it.
“No...”
Swipe—
Evelyn wiped her eyes with the back of her hand, her expression hardening with resolve.
The important thing was an unbreakable heart.
If her love was the kind to be abandoned after a trial like this, she wouldn't have started in the first place.
Besides, it wasn't like this was the first or second time she’d been screwed over by the world, was it?
Six years ago, at the summer festival.
There was a moment when she couldn't contain her overflowing emotions and tried to confess to Ian.
‘I-Ian...! I... you...!! L-Lo...’
—BOOM!!! POP-POP-POOOOM!!!
‘Huh? What did you say?’
‘...Go buy... I said go buy something to eat.’
‘Oh! Okay, wait right here!’
The fireworks, which went off ten minutes earlier than scheduled, had blocked the greatest act of courage in her life.
...Even then, she thought it was fine.
‘I-It’s actually for the best...! Yeah! A confession should come from the man to the woman... Right... It’s for the best...’
Three years ago, under the sunset at ‘Pink Muhly,’ a famous confession spot.
There was a once-in-a-lifetime chance where that dense, stupid bastard Ian actually got swept up in the atmosphere ‘just once’ and tried to confess to her.
‘...Evelyn.’
‘Yeah..! Yeah...! Ian... I’m... listening....!’
‘I...!’
NEIGH—!!
The moment Ian opened his mouth, a carriage tore through the space between them.
NEIGH—!! NEIGH—!! NEIGH—!! NEIGH—!! NEIGH—!!
...And there were six of them in a row.
They passed by so fast that the two of them were left looking like beggars, covered head-to-toe in dust.
‘Haha... that carriage... was driving way too dangerously... Hahaha...’
‘Yeah... let’s go wash up and grab some food....’
Actually, she cried a little then, too.
She felt like since she missed this chance, the next one wouldn't come for another three years.
And just as expected, today, three years later?
SLAM—!!!
Learning from her past two experiences, she had even brought him to an inn where no one could interfere. She was ready to seal the deal, but the door slammed shut and the chance vanished.
“...No, seriously, the more I think about it, the more ridiculous it is.”
It felt as if the world itself was preventing her and Ian from being together.
“Seriously. Fuck you, world! Stop fucking with me...!!”
Surging with emotion, she looked up at the ceiling and spat out a curse.
No matter how much the world tried to block them, she and Ian would definitely be joined.
She would make it happen.
“Haaa... shit... where did that go?”
—Rustle, rustle—
Evelyn crouched down and rummaged through the clothes she had bought at the shop.
She had kicked Ian out of the clothing store earlier partly because she was embarrassed, but she had planned to kick him out when paying from the very beginning.
...Ian probably had no idea, but that place wasn't a normal clothing store.
‘That will be a total of...’
‘U-Um... I should have a reservation under M.G.’
‘...Hmm. I’m sorry, but nothing is showing up under that reservation...’
‘I-I mean... not on the Glory Morning side... but on the... H-Happy Night side...’
‘Let me check... Ah! Here it is. You ordered the ‘Pyong-Pyong Milking Bunny—Master’s Carrots are the Best’ set, correct?’
‘......Yes.’
[Author: Anonymous (598.215)]
[Happy Night Bunny Girl Review]
(Bunny girl outfit with eyes blurred.jpg)
The maid outfit I bought last time was good, so I bought a bunny girl one from Happy Night too.
I was actually debating because the bunny girl outfit at the Banana Shop was a bit cheaper...
But to get straight to the point, I am 1,000,000% satisfied!!!
First of all, the way it cinches the waist makes your body look amazing lol.
And since it’s expensive, they must have used good material because the elasticity is great and it hugs the body perfectly.
My boyfriend got so excited seeing this that he went at it so hard I was making weird noises, but the outfit didn't even tear lololol.
I think I’ll only buy from here for a while.
Anonymous (430.841): Happy Night stuff is good. But let me give you a tip. If it’s for play with your boyfriend, buy the bunny girl outfit one size smaller.
ㄴChildhoodFriendRapist■: Why buy it smaller?
ㄴAnonymous (430.841): That way it doesn't cover the nipples, so the boyfriend likes it more lol.
ㄴChildhoodFriendRapist■: You crazy bitch lol.
ㄴAnonymous (430.841): And at the end of your sentences, if you wear the bunny girl outfit, you have to use Pyong-Pyong! lol... If you don't use that, you're not a bunny girl.
ㄴChildhoodFriendRapist■: Pyong-Pyong my ass lol. Like I’d ever do that ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
She had definitely left a comment like that, but....
“...Ugh.”
What Evelyn held in her hand now was a bunny girl outfit one size too small.
Slide—
Just holding it up against herself in the mirror made her head spin.
“Is... is this insane....? People actually... wear this?”
To the point that Ian was shocked by her appearance today, Evelyn was fundamentally the type who prioritized the ‘functionality’ of clothes.
To someone like her, a ‘bunny girl’ outfit was something that couldn't even be called clothing.
Slide— Slide—
When she changed into it, the crotch was so tight that her cameltoe was clearly visible, and the top had no intention of covering her breasts.
“Huaaa!!... H-Huuu..!!”
Seeing this, Evelyn couldn't help but rethink the functionality of the bunny girl outfit.
‘...It’s... it’s too lewd!!’
Putting it on and moving in it were both incredibly uncomfortable, but... it was extremely faithful to its ‘function’ of ‘seducing a man.’
‘...H-How... do I show this... to Ian?’
Should she stand in front of the door to surprise him as soon as he finishes his shower?
Or should she wait under the covers and pounce on him?
Or maybe....
‘Ah! Hehe!’
Right then, an idea flashed through her mind, and Evelyn gathered all her luggage and shoes and climbed into the wardrobe.
Just thinking about Ian being startled when he realized she was gone made a giggle escape her lips.
‘Ian, that bastard needs to suffer a little!’
Click— Clack—
After waiting in the wardrobe for a while, she heard the door open, signaling that Ian had finished his shower.
“...Huh?”
At Ian’s bewildered voice, Evelyn covered her mouth and stifled her laughter.
‘Hehe. He’s surprised! He’s surprised!’
It was a shame she couldn't see him because the wardrobe had no gaps, but his voice alone was enough to imagine his expression.
“Evelyn...”
However, a moment later, when Ian called her name in a sad voice.
Throb— Throb—
‘...W-What.’
Instead of being fun, her heart began to ache.
Hearing Ian use that kind of voice was a first since the time he gave her a farewell greeting as he left her house.
‘Chee...! ...You son of a bitch... if you like me that much, why won't you just confess...!!’
She truly couldn't understand.
Fine, let’s say for the past ten years it was because he was dense.
...But what about now?
A moment ago, when they almost kissed.
We felt so clearly that we love each other so much that it’s impossible to make excuses.
‘Fine. Let’s see who wins, you bastard!’
At this point, she felt like she couldn't stand it unless she got a confession (kiss) from Ian, even if just out of spite.
“...Should I go back?”
‘Huh?... You can't go back! W-Wait!!’
The ‘thing she prepared’ that Evelyn told Ian about wasn't just the bunny girl outfit.
‘No! Where... where... is it...?’
Thump—!!
She accidentally bumped into the wardrobe and made a sound, but it didn't matter since she was planning to go out anyway.
More importantly, she had to find ‘that’ quickly.
‘Ah, jeez!.. I definitely.. put it.. in here.. Ah! Found it!!’
「Bejo-caine - 7.9%」
Its original purpose was a local anesthetic usually used for minor surgeries, but...
The reason Evelyn pulled it out now was obviously not that.
“...Evelyn?”
‘He’s coming!! H-Hurry!!’
Thump—!! Thump—!! Thump—!!
Now, Evelyn didn't care if she made noise or not as she squeezed out the Bejo-caine and applied it to her nipples, clitoris, and even the inside of her pussy to dull her sensitivity.
‘Phew, phew... D-Done!’
Honestly, it was a shame she wouldn't be able to fully enjoy the sex with Ian, but...
With this, she would be able to take back the initiative from him.
‘...You’re dead today, you bastard!’
Creeeeak—! Hop! Hop!
With the corners of her mouth twisted up in a smirk, Evelyn hopped out of the wardrobe in a bunny pose.
*
“I-Ian... it’s a bunny-yong... Pyong! Pyong!”
“....”
At the sight of Evelyn appearing before me, I let out a sigh of relief and spoke.
“...Haa. I thought you’d gone back. ...Thank you, Evelyn.”
“Bunnies... don't know... difficult things!... Pyong!”
At that, Evelyn whipped her head away as if pouting.
“No, really... thank you for staying by my side...”
“Bunnies don't know difficult th— Haaa.... fine. Seriously, why do you keep bringing that up when you’re so dense? I’m trying to act like it never happened!”
“....Sorry.”
“Hmph! Too late, you bastard. ...And if you’re really thankful, then treat me with a little more care—”
As she spoke, Evelyn’s pupils dilated and her gaze fixed on one spot.
“...Hey... i-is it... really the time... to... to get a... hard-on.... H-Hoo!... H-Hmph!....”
“....”
...It couldn't be helped.
My dick was an autonomous region that didn't follow the orders of my brain.
I knew we were talking about something important, but once I felt relieved, my dick reacted to Evelyn’s bunny girl outfit.
“Jeez!.... I told you... not to get hard... but look at it... standing all straight and tall..... You... you crazy bastard!... Do I... make you... that horny?”
“Yeah... honestly... I’m incredibly horny. It’s hard to hold back even now.”
“Ha... wh-what are you saying..! I-I’m... still deciding... whether to let you or not, okay?... Hoo... Hmph!... S-So... get... get that dick!... away...”
Despite saying that, Evelyn remained crouched, staring at my dick as if entranced.
“....”
And while Evelyn seemed to think she wasn't making any noise...
“..Sniff!... Ugh!... Woo!... Huuuuu!... It... it smells like it...!♥”
The sound of her sniffing the scent of my dick was perfectly audible.
“...Do you know something, Evelyn?”
“...Slurp... Ha... ha... wh-what...! ...All of a sudden!!”
“They say bunnies are in heat all year round.”
“H-Heh...?... Really?... So?... I’m... I’m not... a bunny, you know?.... Earlier... I just... did that... because I was wearing... the bunny girl outfit.”
“Evelyn... isn't a bunny?”
Slide— Slide— Slide—
Every time I moved my dick, Evelyn’s gaze followed it exactly.
“Then why can't you take your eyes off my dick, like you’re in heat?”
“U-Ugh!... It’s... it’s just because... there’s... something... huge... right in front of my eyes!! A-And... you... you’re just staring at my nipples while saying— Oh!♥”
Gulp—!
As I brought my dick close to Evelyn’s mouth, I felt her swallow hard.
“You’re in heat, aren't you?”
“...N-No!.... I’m... not in heat!... or anything!”
Evelyn seemed determined never to admit it, but...
Saliva was dripping from her mouth and juices from her pussy, and her legs were trembling like a puppy wagging its tail in front of food.
“....”
I’ve decided.
...I couldn't give Evelyn the kiss she wanted today.
I probably won't be able to for a while.
So, for my lovely Evelyn, I will perform ‘Gratitude Sex.’
In ‘Gratitude Sex,’ I don't use toys like vibrators.
I will use only my body to make Evelyn satisfied with being ‘sex partners’!
“Evelyn!!!!!!!!”
“Hyah-aaat!?!... W-What!!... Why?... Why?.. Jeez!!.. Why.... are you suddenly... screaming and... startling me...!!”
“From now on, I’m going to fuck the absolute shit out of Evelyn’s pussy, which belongs only to me!!!”
“....What?”
“I said I’m going to fuck you senseless!!! I’m going to mark you so thoroughly that the smell of my semen never leaves your pussy!!!”
Lift—!!
“Hi-ccup!! Wh-what are you doing!!!.. You... you crazy bastard!!.. I-I’m... not going to let you... right now!!.. H-Hurry... put me... down!!”
Ignoring Evelyn’s struggling, I carried her to the bed in a princess carry.
Flump!
“...Hwang!. Wh-what?!.. Hey!... Hey!.... I, I... clearly!!.. said I wouldn't let you!... If... if you!!... touch me now... it’s... it’s rape!!”
“Fine, I’ll rape you then!”
“Y-Y-Y-Y-You... crazy bastard!... I said it’s rape!!.. Ah.. hua!.. Huh?.. Hey.. hey!!. D-Don't come over here!... D-Don't take them off either!!!”
“Hey, Evelyn.”
“...What!!.. Why!!!... Hue!.. D-Don't..!”
“I’m putting it in.”
Plu-u-u-ush—!!
I inserted my massive, magnificent rod into Evelyn’s reproductive organ.