Experienced: 1, 0, 0 (6)
Before I knew it, we'd finished all the snacks.
What do they call this again...?
Oh. 'We're all out,' right?
My Korean teacher's lesson finally came back to me.
It would be easy enough to grab something from the fridge, but this was the perfect timing to start wrapping things up.
“Ughhh...”
“Ahaha! Haeun unnie is such a lightweight, isn't she?”
Thankfully, the fact that the lightweight Haeun was the first to pass out made it easy to steer the mood that way.
Jia stayed quiet the whole time, so I mostly chatted with Juhyuk oppa, but that was fun in its own way.
He was pretty easy to talk to and had good reactions.
What I liked most was how well he took care of his girl.
This, that, get her some water.
Haeun kept asking for all sorts of things, and he fulfilled every single request without complaint, making it hard to find fault with him.
No matter how much strong liquor I poured him, he didn't show any signs of getting drunk, either.
Well, with that build, it was unlikely he'd get tipsy from a little soju anyway.
“Unnie, you look tired. Should we move you...?”
“Ah, yes. I'll take care of it.”
Meanwhile, Jia—who had drunk the soju mix I'd slyly added—was holding her head and swaying just as planned.
She gave the impression that she'd be able to hold her liquor well, but she was actually a total lightweight.
After all, no matter how sexy she looked, she was still a baby a year younger than me.
It was only natural she'd get drunk, right?
“Ah, isn't she heavy, Juhyuk oppa?”
“Not really?”
“Come on, Haeun unnie passed out. You can be honest!”
“She's not heavy except for her breasts.”
“That's way too honest!”
I followed Juhyuk oppa as he carried Haeun like a princess to the bedroom.
I'd had my doubts, but after a decent drinking session, I could tell he was a pretty charming guy.
Maybe unlike his looks, he was actually a sweet guy at home.
...Though he's still a perverted bastard who makes his girlfriend walk around with a dog collar on her neck.
Ahaha.
Maybe she's not even his girlfriend?
Could be master and slave.
With that physique, that seems more fitting.
Hehe....
“Ah..., Kang Juhyuk....”
“Yeah, what?”
“Water, some water....”
“Water?”
“Mm-hmm....”
Haeun, who had been snug in her Master's arms, was gently laid into the bedding. She started acting cute toward Juhyuk oppa with a soft moan.
Hmm... at this rate, after we leave, tomorrow morning is going to be intense, isn't it?
Since they're a couple that has wild sex while taking birth control, just imagining it makes me certain it'll be mind-blowing.
Seeing that Juhyuk oppa wasn't drunk yet, he might already be rock hard.
“Should I get you some water instead?”
“Huh?”
“Water. Do you need it?”
“Ah..., yes.”
To cheer on their affectionate love, I left for a moment to get a glass of water.
I saw Jia with her head hung low and approached to check if she was okay, but she was blinking sleepily.
...Did I mix too much soju in?
“Jia. You sleeping?”
“No....”
“If you're going to sleep, go to a room. There are plenty of rooms here, aren't there any empty ones?”
“I don't know.... It'd be that person's room, probably....”
“Ah, right. I'll ask.”
Well, it's lucky she passed out at the perfect time.
I took the water cup back to Juhyuk oppa, tapped his shoulder, and whispered in his ear.
“Here's the water.”
“Ah, thanks. Here, Haeun. Water.”
“Mm....”
When Juhyuk oppa helped her up, she obediently rose, took a sip of water, and immediately passed out again. It was quite cute.
She's obviously older than me, but she somehow looks young?
She's taller than me but quite a bit shorter than Jia. Is that why?
Or because she's not wearing makeup.
It's not easy to be pretty without anything on.
...I'm really curious what circumstances are hidden behind Juhyuk oppa putting a dog collar on someone like Haeun.
“Um, Juhyuk oppa. Jia passed out too. Which room is free?”
“There are no free rooms. One's my room, and the other doesn't have a bed....”
“Even without a bed, if we lay out blankets....”
“It's too hot for that. The ventilation's bad too.”
So there's even a room that can't accommodate guests.
It seemed suspicious, but I couldn't ask about it here.
Hmm... so to put Jia to sleep, I'd have to take her upstairs?
That would make my secret conversation with my secret friend all for nothing....
“Ah, Jia. Are you awake?”
“...I'm going to sleep, so please move unnie somewhere.”
“...What?”
“Anyway, you have a separate room over there, right...? I'll sleep here, so move unnie to Kang Juhyuk's room....”
...It almost worked,
but thanks to being drunk, Jia's true nature came out and barely saved it.
Whew, that was close.
“....”
...Though,
Juhyuk oppa's face looked quite dangerous even in the dark.
Hehe.
“...Haeun. Lean on me for a sec.”
“Mm....”
Thanks to the rude homeowner, Juhyuk oppa dug Haeun out from the blankets and headed to his room with her.
I stared at Jia, who sprawled out as soon as she lay down, then followed Juhyuk oppa.
“...Do you need something from me?”
Maybe he found it strange that I kept following. Juhyuk oppa turned his head sharply and looked at me.
...Well, I did act overly friendly on purpose.
But whatever....
Since both Jia and Haeun had passed out.
No need to pretend to be nice anymore.
“Ah, yes. Want to drink more, oppa?”
“...Huh?”
“There's alcohol left. Let's drink more. ...I have a lot of things I want to ask Juhyuk oppa.”
“....”
...I was going to dig into the story of this suspicious and interesting couple.
As payment...
Drinking alone with an idol should be enough, right?
If not,
I could sell out Jia's sneaky plan.
Ah, unlike someone, I absolutely won't have sex.
Because I'm a clean, cute, and pure idol.
For now, anyway.
***
I never thought I'd live to see the day an idol would coax me into drinking with her.
But it's not completely incomprehensible.
After all, a man's value rises when he has a pretty woman by his side.
Same for women.
Hinami, who had shown excessive interest in me and Haeun, started prying into my love life the moment the other two passed out.
How did we meet at first.
How we ended up dating.
If we had thoughts of marriage.
And so on.
...When I tried to gloss over it openly.
“...Jia was trying to kick you out, oppa. Do you know about that?”
“Really?”
She threw out such delicious bait.
She looks like a high school girl of that age on the outside, but seeing how black her insides are is a bit surprising.
I wondered if she was that curious about other people's relationships, but then again.
Seeing how she openly made sexual remarks to Haeun when we first met, maybe that's just how she is.
Whatever the reason, it would be against common decency to take such valuable information and then clam up.
“Yes, it's true. Well..., she said she heard some strange rumors about Juhyuk oppa and wanted to chase him out....”
“...I really couldn't have imagined that.”
“While dating a cheerleader, he tried to date the cheerleader's sister too, or something.... Ah, is it the opposite? Anyway....”
“Ah.... But I've never dated a girlfriend before. Haeun is my first. It's a bit distorted.”
“Huh...?”
“We were just seeing each other for our bodies, not dating.”
Since she seemed like a sexually open woman, there was no need to mince words even if she was younger.
Hinami, who heard the straightforward term for sex friends, was surprised for a moment like a proper idol, then quickly regained her composure and nodded.
...Well, no matter how wildly I've lived, it's nothing compared to the entertainment industry.
I haven't even dated two people at the same time.
I just lost contact with a sex friend I was seeing briefly and found a new one, who happened to be her sister.
It's not a crime to be attracted to a woman who resembles your sex friend, is it?
“Then maybe....”
“Haeun isn't like that. I'm saying this just in case.”
“Ah, I didn't mean it that way. Ahaha....”
Hinami, whose cheeks were flushed red as she giggled, was honestly arousing. Aside from height, she was about ten times the upgrade from the cheerleader I met back then.
She seemed about ten centimeters shorter than that woman, but her proportions looked almost the same.
When I had Haeun by my side, the breast size difference didn't make much of an impression, but she was an idol after all?
The fact that silver hair and lenses suited her meant that in terms of appearance, she was prettier than any woman I'd seen so far.
Especially her skin tone.
Haeun was quite pale too, but this was almost to the point of being ghostly white.
At that level, she might be mixed race.
Asians don't get that bright even if they have fair skin.
“...Well, to be honest. At first, I did approach Haeun with that kind of feeling. But as we met, my thoughts changed.”
“Oh, really?”
“We first met at the gym. I knew her face, and I thought she was pretty even then. I approached with that in mind and....”
“Aha....”
I gave the answers she wanted to the still-pale-beyond-her-cheeks girl, paying the price for the information I received earlier.
The place we first met.
How I seduced Haeun.
However, I heavily seasoned it with MSG about the moment we fell for each other.
If she heard the real story, no matter how much she liked such tales, she'd be horrified.
Whether it suited her taste or not, I recited a publicly appealing story.
It wasn't exactly improvisation.
It was something I'd prepared in advance to use when the time came for excuses.
“Ooh.... And then, that. ...Fall in love?”
“...Well. Yeah?”
“It's unexpected....”
“Ah, well.... I think so too.”
Hinami, having heard the fiction based on real events, seemed impressed as she held her cheeks and shook her legs.
...Was it too unrealistic for women's tastes?
Or was it so on point that she was moved?
As soon as I had that thought, she pulled at the long mask on her chin and glared at me.
“...Hey, Juhyuk oppa.”
“Yes.”
“I told you something really important, ...isn't it troublesome if you keep lying to me?”
“Huh?”
“First, stop with the polite speech, oppa. ...When you put a dog collar on your girlfriend's neck. Why are you only sweet to me? Hehe....”
...And then, deciding I was lying with a pouty look, she snickered.
...I suspected as much.
She noticed right then, this woman.
She didn't create the drinking party to harass her friend,
nor did she approach me just to hear sweet and bitter love stories.
“Ah, is it because I'm an idol? Well. I'm prettier than Haeun unnie, right~? My breasts are a bit small though.”
“...Are you drunk?”
“Well..., if I say I'm drunk, I am? If I say I'm not, maybe I'm not?”
“Ah, I see.”
“Ahaha, now you're being honest. Juhyuk oppa.”
...So seeing a woman like Haeun walking around outside with a dog collar on,
it looked fun, so she forced her way here.
Wow, idols these days are scary.
But....
“So, how did it really happen? Haeun unnie is really pretty.”
“...Who knows?”
“Ah, you're still not going to tell me? That's too mean....”
I don't have to tell her for free, do I?
...If you think about it, it's practically my weakness.
There has to be give and take.
The previous one was already paid by throwing out a piece of fiction.
Something better.
“...Where should I look?”
“Thighs.”
“Wow, this oppa. So blatantly sexually harassing....”
“You'd be wearing safety shorts anyway. Didn't you come from filming something?”
“That's true..., but I'm not wearing them now? ...I took them off earlier when I went to wash my face.”
“...What?”
“...If you don't believe me, want to see?”
...I knew she wasn't wearing them from earlier,
but like this.
“...This is surprisingly comfortable. Hehe....”
Swaying gently,
as she fluttered the hem of her skirt,
hesitating whether to untie the white knot or not,
Hinami's mischievous smile was so captivating that it could shake even me, who was a head taller than her.
...If you're not that much of a weirdo, you can't survive in that industry.
The homeowner lady was quite the weirdo too.
Birds of a feather.
Ahaha....