Hinami's Bold Invitation
No matter how much of a scoundrel I am, I can't exactly invite a strange man into an idol's house… so I chose to bring the idol into the strange man's house instead. And while I was at it, I dragged Jia along too.
"Why didn't you just call your manager back to keep an eye on things?"
"…You think that's something a person would do?"
"Just kidding, kidding."
While that busty couple went out to buy alcohol, I got on the elevator first and chatted with Jia. Naturally, this kind, terrifying woman was also part of the drinking party. There was no way Jia would leave someone as unpredictable as me alone, and since she loved pretending to be the good girl so much, she definitely wouldn't call her manager back after he'd already gone home for the day. Getting her to tag along as a watchdog wasn't difficult at all.
"Haah… What on earth were you thinking when you said that?"
"Hey, I had my reasons."
Of course, convincing Haeun and Juhyuk wasn't difficult either. Juhyuk wasn't stupid enough to turn down an idol asking him to drink, and Haeun was basically a slave who wore a dog collar outside anyway. If her boyfriend didn't refuse, she had no right to say no. When Juhyuk actually asked if it was okay, she just nodded along.
"What kind of reasons?"
"You said you wanted to kick that guy out anyway."
"And why does that matter?"
"Just get him drunk, pick a fight, and throw him out. You said you didn't like that kind of… relationship stuff, right? With someone like you, he'd probably try something, wouldn't he?"
Maybe Juhyuk had such a tight grip on her leash that even if he cheated right in front of her, she couldn't say anything. Otherwise, I couldn't understand why he'd been subtly hitting on me earlier. He had such a gorgeous, curvy girlfriend—what could he possibly be lacking? Of course, I'm plenty pretty and sexy too, but still… If you're dating someone that stacked, you shouldn't be interested in a little thing like me, right?
"…Hah, seriously."
…Though someone like Jia might be worth eyeing. Didn't he just try to go after both sisters at once? Maybe he went after Haeun first because he was actually aiming for Jia. Honestly, if you took away the chest, Jia was way prettier anyway… Guys are supposed to like younger girls more, aren't they? I was most popular right after my debut, during my second year.
"Why? …Jia, haven't you rejected over a hundred male idols by now?"
"Not that many. Don't talk nonsense."
"Still, at least two digits, right?"
"…So what? I rejected them all."
…And she was definitely a minor back then. Ahaha, those perverts.
"Right, right. If you reject them, you're a proper idol~ …So if you date without rejecting, does that mean you fail?"
"…My head already hurts enough because of the unnies, so don't get any weird ideas and just drink quietly."
"Hey, do I look crazy? I see plenty of faces too, you know?"
"Don't look at faces or bodies. Don't even think about dating a guy. …Unless you want to see the group blow up."
Of course, I'm a super-pervert among perverts, but even so, I think I'm better than my creepy fans or our group's third unnie who films animal kingdom documentaries. Two guys and one girl is just… gross. The reverse would be different, though.
"Fine, fine. …And I only went after your unnie because I was interested in her."
"…What a pathetic person."
"Hey, pathetic is pathetic. So what does your unnie actually do?"
"I told you, she's unemployed."
"With a body like that? She doesn't do streaming or anything? She'd rake in the money."
"I don't know that much. …And I don't plan to find out. If she causes trouble, it'll only come back on me."
"Hey, with your unnie's looks, even just a cam room would make more money than you…"
"Stop talking nonsense and get out. We're here."
I adjusted the choker around my neck and followed Jia, who was clutching her forehead, into the strange man's house. Ah, the owner was listed as Jia, so it wasn't really any different from yesterday. The moment I stepped inside, a lewd scent hit my sensitive nose. …Okay, maybe it was a little different. Mm.
"…Surprisingly clean."
"Was it dirty before?"
"Not exactly a mess… Just not up to my standards."
The room was far cleaner than expected—clean enough even for Jia's near-obsessive cleanliness standards. …And it smelled exactly like the body wash that suited him so well. There was also a faint baby powder scent, which made it feel oddly cozy. …But knowing who lived here, it was an incredibly lewd smell. Logically, if a man and woman were living together, they wouldn't be showering separately, right? Going out dressed like that so late at night, then coming back and showering instead of just going to bed? Hehe… They must've had quite the time.
"Hinami, what are you doing?"
"Checking the trash can."
"…Why?"
"Something like this… Ah."
…I'd thought it was nothing serious. "…Do you come to your unnie's place often?"
"No."
Jia and I sometimes ate together to match our schedules, and our unnies ate properly for their own reasons… but the empty contraceptive pill packaging was just tossed in the trash.
"…Wow, they're insane, seriously…"
"What is it?"
"Ah, you shouldn't see this. Gotta respect your unnie's privacy."
"…Are there condoms too?"
"No… Ah. Yeah. You're right."
"…Wash your hands. That's gross."
"…The bathroom's in the same place, right?"
"Yeah."
…They were an even more intense couple than I'd imagined. Puhuhu…
***
A pumpkin had rolled in on its vine. No, maybe a watermelon? At least the one sitting next to me was definitely a king-sized watermelon.
"…Just in case, please don't tell anyone about this, Kang Juhyuk-ssi."
"I know. Obviously."
Across from us sat something slightly smaller but very sweet-looking. "You can't tell anyone! We'll get kicked out of the group, really!"
"Really?"
"Ehehe, just kidding~ They wouldn't kick us out over something like this."
"Ah, it was a joke."
Of course, one of them was a zucchini… but that looked tasty in its own way. Not that I could harvest it right now, anyway.
"Ah, but is this okay? If you two had plans and I'm interrupting…"
"No, it's not like that. We were just going to sleep anyway."
Originally, I'd planned to take Haeun for a walk without the collar and then sleep, but thanks to our precious guest, those plans were canceled. One was the homeowner. One was a stranger. I could've refused, but… why would I? Even if she was a bit short, an idol had asked to drink first. Why bother turning her down?
"Ah… I see. That's a relief."
Both were dressed in all black. Black shirts and black skirts. Their masks had been white, but they'd just taken them off, revealing bare faces. Unfortunately no stockings, but their bare feet looked surprisingly erotic—probably because they were idols who took care of themselves. Haeun's feet were pretty too, but maybe I needed to spend more money on that.
"Then let's toast! Cheers~!"
"Yes, cheers~"
"…"
In an atmosphere so awkward it was practically silent, only the Japanese idol and I kept talking naturally. The two sisters who should've been closest just silently chugged canned beer. Their relationship was so terrible that their silence made sense.
"Kyah~ It's been so long since I had a drink!"
…Why was this woman so excited? Well, I guess I understood—she'd just finished an overseas shoot and was finally getting some rest. "Do you like drinking?"
"Yes, yes! I love it, but Jia keeps stopping me!"
Why was she acting so friendly with me? Her eyes definitely didn't show any romantic interest. "You don't even live together. Couldn't you just drink in secret?"
"…I do drink in secret sometimes, but I've been busy lately…"
The reason for this gathering was unclear from the start. I'd suspected she might be interested in Haeun, but that didn't seem to be the case. And like I said earlier, she didn't seem romantically interested in me either. If I had to guess…
"…Hinami."
"Ehehe, just kidding, kidding."
…Maybe she just liked messing with people? She'd done it earlier too—when that manager was ogling Haeun's cleavage, she'd openly teased him and made it awkward. Every time Seo Jia's eyebrows furrowed, this girl's face lit up. It was a plausible theory. Not certain, though.
"…Kang Juhyuk."
"Yeah, what?"
"…Can you get me one of those jelly things over there?"
"Do I have to? You don't want snacks?"
"Just give it to me…"
From that perspective, it made sense that she was so cheerful because our Haeun was in a bad mood. Thinking back, she'd openly mocked Haeun the first time we met at the waxing shop too. Maybe, just like Haeun badmouthed her little sister to her friends, Seo Jia had been badmouthing her unnie to this girl. After all, if your unnie calls you over only for some guy with his dick out to greet you, you can't really complain about being talked about behind your back. Poor Haeun must've been roasted pretty badly. Even though I was the one who fucked her, I felt a little guilty. …Though if I went back to that moment, I'd fuck her right by the front door again.
"Oh… Ahem."
"What is it?"
"Ah, nothing, nothing. It's just… I've never had a chance to drink with a couple before, so it's kind of fascinating…"
"Ah, I see."
"Yes, yes. All my members are single too, and we always have company dinners with adults…"
"Aha."
Maybe because we'd shown some couple-like behavior, Nakazawa Hinami was now watching us with extremely curious eyes. We'd just finished creampieing an hour ago, so I was getting a little turned on, but even so, I couldn't get hard in front of the homeowner. I had to hold back as much as possible. …Though with how these two were dressed, it was getting difficult. Somehow.
"Kang Juhyuk."
"What now."
"…Give me a slice of cheese."
"Earlier you… Ah. Okay. Open your mouth."
"Huh…? Mmph… No…"
"You said you wanted it."
"…"
While pretending to be a normal couple… we managed to fool the terrifying homeowner who was glaring at us in silence. That airheaded Japanese girl might've just tagged along because she was bored, but our homeowner was looking pretty dangerous. Insisting on joining a drinking party just to suck on konjac jelly wasn't normal no matter how you looked at it, right?
"Jia, don't just eat that tasteless stuff. Have some snacks. Snacks."
"I'll get fat. No."
"Hey, you won't get fat from that~ There's chocolate too. Not eating?"
"I don't like sweet things."
"Come on, I've lived with you for years. Don't lie~"
"If I don't manage my weight during promotions, the fans will get mad."
"Fans actually like it when you gain weight~ Right?"
"…"
…Logically, she hadn't come along just to get nagged by this girl while drinking. She probably didn't like that some nobody like me had latched onto her house. In fact—
"Ah, Juhyuk oppa, do you prefer girls who are chubby or skinny?"
"I like them like Haeun."
"…"
"Ooh… I see."
Hinami openly showing her approval was the weird one. As for the reason… I really didn't know, and it wasn't a joke.