Chapter 328
Chapter 328
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Translator: Ebonarch
Chapter: 328
Chapter Title: Siwoo: Romance Manipulation Squad (13)
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A size incomparable to my finger, and far thicker besides. Instinctively realizing this was Dirk's cock, I silently swallowed hard. At first glance, it looked grotesque and intimidating, but strangely, my eyes kept drifting back to it. There was a thick, unpleasant smell, but I adapted to it soon enough.
So he was packing something this huge...
Stifling my breath at the unexpected sight, I cautiously reached out. Then, slowly and tenderly, I caressed Dirk's cock. This was the spot where men peed from, so I couldn't just grab it roughly. Anyone knew that much basic common sense.
"Hah... H-hot..."
But... cocks can get this hard, huh.
No matter how much I fondled it, Dirk's cock held its rigid shape without softening. If anything, the more I touched it, the harder it got, startling me. My prejudice that men's cocks were supposed to be soft and squishy shattered right then. Only now did Rachel's words from earlier make sense.
If it gets this firm... it could really fit inside a pussy.
I pulled my hand away from Dirk's cock—no, his dick—and glanced down at my own pussy.
"...Huh?"
And I realized I still had lingering doubts.
A hole too tight for even one finger—how could a dick fit in there? No way, what if it tears? It didn't make any sense no matter how I thought about it. Even forcing it in would just hurt like hell.
Is sex actually a form of torture?
Becoming a mom was way tougher than I'd imagined.
"Ugh, Dirk... excuse me..."
But that didn't mean his dick was useless right now. Just being thicker and harder than my fingers gave it plenty of value. It was perfect for masturbating! I laid the now rock-hard dick flat against his stomach, lifted my hips, and straddled it.
"Ooh... it's so hot, ahh, feels so gooood..."
Then I wedged Dirk's massive dick between my slick pussy lips.
"Dirk... haa, your dick... mm, diiiiick... haa, so hard, love it..."
A wave of pleasure incomparable to fingering exploded from my clit and pussy. I felt like I'd collapse if I let my guard down even a little. As expected, Dirk's dick was a perfect match for my body.
"Haa, Dirk... mm, haa... gonna move... haa, oooh!"
But stopping here felt too unsatisfying, so... I mustered my courage and rocked my hips back and forth. Making sure my clit grazed the tip, my pussy rubbed against the vein... Straddling Dirk, staring down at his face, I bobbed my hips relentlessly.
All while letting out weird, lewd moans.
"Haaang... yes... ah, fuuuck... both spots at once, haaa... rubbing, aaang!"
"Dirk, haaa... your dick, mm... too gooood... haa, the best!"
Ugh... is it okay to feel this amazing?
Looking at Dirk, peacefully sleeping beneath me, guilt welled up in my chest. But the happiness outweighed it by far—I couldn't stop masturbating. At this point, his body was too delicious to quit.
Already addicted to Dirk's dick, I climaxed again.
"Dirkkk... ugh, haaaaaang!"
I squirted some unknown fluid again because of it... but whatever. Collapsing onto Dirk, I felt a strange emptiness mixed with satisfaction. In my blissed-out haze, I pecked his cheek.
"Mwah... hehe, lying here together like this... we could be lovers..."
Sure, it was just me using his sleeping body without permission... but so what? It wasn't like I'd done anything really bad, right? With Rachel's homework done, I drifted off to sleep in Dirk's arms...
...only to wake up early in the morning.
"Whew, that was close! I fell asleep without cleaning up!"
The damp bedsheets, Dirk's half-naked state, and his dick flopped limply downward. If anyone saw this, I'd be booted from the party for sure. I let out a sigh of relief. Good thing I snapped out of it before sunrise.
"Ugh... first, get him dressed, uungh... fix the blankets... aaah, the smell!"
But it wasn't all good. My careless masturbation made cleanup a nightmare. The sun would rise any minute—if I didn't hurry, I'd get caught for sure.
"No choice... here goes!"
So I put that old saying from my teacher into practice. Hide a tree in the forest, right? The soaked sheets were too much to handle, so...
I cast a spell, drenching the entire bed Dirk was lying on.
"Haa... so Joseph, from now on, please wake me up normally."
"Sorry... ha, but it's partly your fault for not waking up no matter how much I tried."
"That doesn't mean flooding the floor with a water bomb is normal."
"Ugh..."
"Dirk, he's reflecting on it, at least. Training's over for today anyway, so let's call it here. Just don't do it again next time, okay?"
"Sigh... fine. I'll let it slide this once—no second chances. Got it?"
"Y-yeah, got it!"
Phew, Dirk really is a good guy. Not sure if it was anger-fueled or what, but training was tougher than yesterday... Still, I glossed over that non-incident from morning without a hitch. Half a day of hassle to calm Dirk's ire? Total win.
"Hey, Joseph, today..."
"Sorry, got places to be today too!"
With training done, time to hurry off for sex ed?
I shot down Siwoo's offer again and rushed to find Rachel. With questions piling up—like that weird fluid from my pussy, or if sex was really torture—I needed to save every second.
"Oh, Seraphin. You're early. Did you do the homework?"
But if I'd known, I would've postponed the lesson a bit...
The sex ed I'd been hyped for shocked me right from the start.
"Ahahaha, that's what you were wondering? Of course it'd be scary. But don't worry too much. I've done it myself, you know—sex is actually really pleasurable."
"Y-you've... done it?"
"Yep, sure have. Hehe, just last night, even."
"W-with who?!"
"Oh, who else? My boyfriend, obviously."
Incredibly, what Rachel did with Dirk yesterday was sex—the very act of baby-making I'd thought was torture. Never dreamed they were lovers. I dazedly listened as her words washed over me.
"I'm a cleric, after all. I wouldn't sleep with someone who's not my boyfriend."
"R-right..."
"And as woman-to-woman advice... even with close friends of the opposite sex, don't casually show your pussy. Showing it means you want to have sex with them—in other words, make babies. So always be careful."
Come to think of it, yeah.
Overlapping naked bodies was weird from the start. I'd wrongly assumed party members could do that platonically. Even if I was clueless then, post-education, I should've suspected something.
No time to fool around with sleeping Dirk like an idiot.
Haa... guess I have to yield the first wife's spot.
I wanted to be the elegant face of the family, always at my husband's side as his advisor... but now I'd end up as second wife, focused on popping out heirs. Of course, bearing Dirk's kids was thrilling, but still—I dreamed of being the wandering knight's first wife, mingling in high society.
One dream dashed, just like that.
"Thanks, Rachel. I'll be careful."
"Hehe, no problem."
"But is sex really that pleasurable? Look—it's such a tiny hole. A dick goes in there... won't it hurt? I don't know for sure, but I bet the guy I'll have sex with has a huge, thick one."
Still... marriage wasn't off the table, so I'd excel as second wife. Vowing to bear at least three kids, I resolved to learn sex techniques from Rachel.
"Don't worry. I'll teach you step by step starting today. But first... Seraphin, you like someone, right? That opposite-sex friend you mentioned yesterday?"
"Eh... w-well..."
"Hehehe, you need a partner for sex, don't you? I'll teach you how to win him over too. Just trust me and follow along."
"...For real?"
Jackpot... tips to snag Dirk from the future first wife herself! A twinge of regret, sure, but now I totally adored Rachel. Heard wives fight sometimes, but hehe... our family'll be harmonious?
I eagerly soaked up Rachel's lessons.
