Chapter 327
Chapter 327
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Translator: Ebonarch
Chapter: 327
Chapter Title: Siwoo: Love Manipulation Squad (12)
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After spending some quality time with Sophia, I returned to our usual inn, only to find our protagonist knocking back drinks alone with a miserable look on his face. This guy... what the hell had he done now?
A bad feeling washed over me, and I muttered a curse under my breath as I approached Siwoo.
"What's up with you? Where's Joseph? Why are you drinking by yourself? Something happen?"
"Oh, Dirk... hic, I... haa... I messed up and said something stupid..."
"Said something stupid?"
"Sigh... I was trying to build some camaraderie, so I suggested we bathe together... but after hearing that, Joseph started avoiding me. I didn't mean anything weird by it, but I think he misunderstood me as one of those people."
"Wait, what? So Joseph just bolted?"
"He suddenly remembered some prior engagement and said he had somewhere to be... tch, he must've run off because I creeped him out. The party's completely doomed on day one."
"Heh..."
How was I supposed to take this? Before I could even steer things, Siwoo had gone off and triggered some half-baked event on his own. His initiative deserved praise. But because he was Siwoo, everything came off just a bit clumsy and awkward.
Even for a protagonist, blatantly suggesting a bath together after only knowing each other for a day was pushing it. He probably said it without a second thought, assuming Joseph was a guy. But to the originally female Joseph, it was a proposal loaded with pressure.
Sigh... I couldn't just leave this alone.
I'd been planning to naturally make the two of them aware of each other and set the stage... but seeing him like this, it looked like I needed a more hands-on approach.
"It's not ruined at all, so quit worrying, you idiot."
"Huh? Sniff, ugh... it's not?"
"Yeah, man."
But first things first, I had to calm down this pitiful fool. If I left him like this, he'd probably spiral off on his own again. So I poured him another drink and gave him some life advice.
"...Right now it's awkward and we're still in the prep phase, so we're bathing separately. But once the adventure kicks off, you think we'll have the luxury? You've never partied with anyone else, so you wouldn't know, but the standard is usually just splitting by gender and scrubbing quick."
"R-Really?"
"And in a pinch, we all bathe together. What matters in a party is delving dungeons and slaying monsters, not obsessing over your teammates. And dude, what's with getting all worked up over another guy? Joseph's probably not even thinking about it. You're the one overreacting. If he said he had plans, he probably does."
"I see..."
"Sure, dropping that on day one might've caused a misunderstanding... but so what? It's just a misunderstanding. Clear it up. Don't bottle it up like an idiot—wait for Joseph to get back and talk it out. Tell him you're not gay. Problem solved."
"Hahaha... right, I'm not gay... ngh, yeah. I'm not gay."
Phew, crisis averted?
After our long chat, seeing Siwoo's face brighten brought a sigh of relief. Part of me wondered if I really had to babysit him this much—sage mode kicking in—but I reined myself in. A little annoying? Sure. But better than resetting back to square one.
I had zero intention of regressing even once more.
"Ah, there you both are. Drinking again today?!"
But... a sudden thought crossed my mind.
Siwoo, that bastard... he didn't suggest bathing together because he fell for Joseph—the guy—did he? Seeing how Joseph had changed so drastically in half a day, it didn't seem impossible.
No, even up until morning... even after training, he'd seemed so innocently pure. But the Joseph who just burst through the door carried an inexplicable, seductive allure. As he was now, he could probably seduce Siwoo even as a man.
"Ngh, i-it's hot out, so just one drink..."
"I see! Then I can't sit this out. Pour me one too! Hmm... but no Rachel? Does she have plans?"
"Yeah. Rachel had business at the church, so she'll be back late."
"I see... what a convenient excuse, ahem! Got it!"
Hmm, maybe I should tweak the plan a bit?
Originally, I was going to make Siwoo aware of Joseph first, then reveal her true nature later. But now? It felt like I could push forward without spilling the beans.
Joseph was that captivating right now.
So... whatever it took, I needed to bring these two closer. I never wanted to deal with coddling Siwoo like tonight ever again. I hyped up the drinking session with forced enthusiasm.
Not being able to control my firepower wasn't just about attack spells. Detection magic, support magic—I'd never properly reined it in for any of them. That's why they called me the dropout of Del Sahrt.
But being inexperienced wasn't always a bad thing...
"Nghcha..."
*Thud*
"Hahk, hahk... ugh, he's heavy. Should I learn a strength enhancement spell?"
Having overdone the sleep magic, I'd knocked out the drunken Siwoo and Dirk completely. They wouldn't wake no matter what until sunrise.
Heh heh heh, this should be safe even if I masturbate, right?
*Rustle*
"Up we go..."
I released the male transformation, stripped off my clothes, and carefully climbed onto the bed where Dirk slept. Following Rachel's instructions, I lay beside him and started touching my clitoris and pussy.
"Hah... like this? Hng..."
Truth be told, it'd be easier alone on my own bed... but for some reason, I wanted it this way. Hearing Dirk's breathing made me way hornier than before. Leaning against his sturdy arm, I felt his warmth as I moved my fingers.
*Squish...*
Just getting started, and my pussy was already soaked. Some mysterious fluid leaked from my cock slit. Ah... come to think of it, I never asked what this stuff was.
*Squelch, squish...*
I made a mental note to ask Rachel about this fluid first thing tomorrow. For now, I let out pleasurable moans and enjoyed myself. I wasn't as skilled as her... but with Dirk right there, it felt amazing.
"Hng... haa... Dirk..."
Then, mid-masturbation... a brilliant idea hit me.
Dirk wouldn't wake no matter what, so borrowing a finger should be fine, right? Inspired, I maneuvered his arm between my legs and spread them so his hand could reach my pussy.
"Haaaang! Ngh, haa... Dirk... hng!"
A dizzying pleasure exploded from my pussy, making my hips buck.
"Haa, Dirk... so firm, haa... way better than my fingers... ngh, haaaang..."
Just pressing his hand there gave me goosebumps all over.
"Better than my clit, hng... so hard, ngh... feels so good... aaah, Dirk..."
What if I kept going like this? With that naughty thought, I moved his hand to make it real. His large palm covered my lower belly, his long, thick fingers caressing my pussy.
*Squelch, squelch, squelch*
"Nghhh! Haa, hnggg! Hah, haa... what is... haaa..."
As expected of Dirk...
This felt ridiculously good...
I blacked out for a moment but kept going, knowing I'd pass out again. Addicted to the pussy's pleasure, I played with Dirk's hand relentlessly.
"Dirk... ngh, so good... haa, love your fingers..."
His rigid fingers grazed my hardened clit, drawing out endless moans.
"I'm going crazy... ngh, haaa... the squelching in my pussy, haa... it's the best!"
His thick fingers plunged into my slick cock slit, making my hips twitch nonstop.
"Aaaaang!"
At the same time, my chest swelled with emotion, tears welling up. Masturbating with Dirk was the peak of my life. I'd gladly give everything to do this forever.
"Ngh, hng... hng, Dirk..."
Rachel's homework was done...
But the night was long.
Sunrise was still far off, so heh heh... a little more fun wouldn't hurt, right?
Having climaxed once, I twisted my body and straddled the sleeping Dirk to admire his face up close. But then I felt something soft yet awkward against my lower belly. Suspicious, I shifted, and the soft thing gradually hardened.
"Hng... it gets harder every time I move... mm, haa... but the position, hng... right under my pussy... haaaang... feels so good..."
I'd learned masturbation was with fingers... but hng, is this okay?
It felt even better than solo play. To resolve my doubts, I tugged off Dirk's pants. Out sprang something I'd never seen before—suspicious, bizarre... yet irresistibly captivating rod.
