Chapter 326
Chapter 326
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Translator: Ebonarch
Chapter: 326
Chapter Title: Siwoo: Love Manipulation Squad (11)
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Training had been grueling enough that Siwoo could push aside the absurd thoughts from that morning. But once it wrapped up and Joseph took off his robe, Siwoo found himself plunged back into temptation.
'Damn, for a guy, he's way too pretty!'
It was because Joseph, panting with sweat-drenched hair and flushed cheeks, looked ridiculously beautiful.
'He's really a dude?'
A waist slimmer than most women's, collarbones more alluring than any he'd seen. Joseph unwittingly threw Siwoo into chaos by stripping down and baring his body. Those thighs peeking out from his short shorts hit Siwoo like a sucker punch.
'No way... This can't be real!'
Unlike that morning, now Joseph carried the scent of sweat—a far more provocative, sensual version. The elegant lines of those legs left Siwoo flustered. He swallowed hard without thinking and blurted out an invitation to hit the baths together.
"Uh, y'know, to build some camaraderie... What do you say?"
Siwoo realized his blunder too late, but a thrill of anticipation crept in. If Joseph agreed, he could ogle that body up close. He wanted to settle once and for all if the guy was packing male or female equipment. Masking his ulterior motives, Siwoo tried to persuade him.
"Hmm, thanks for the invite, but I've got somewhere to be right now."
Was it too pushy after all? Joseph's face hardened as he shot down the suggestion flat. He mumbled some excuse about prior commitments that rang false to anyone listening.
"What? Like that?"
"Yep. See you later."
"H-Hey, wait... Ah, he's gone..."
Stunned, Siwoo hung his head in silence.
"Damn it... You idiot!"
Soon enough, he berated himself for the boneheaded move. Shoulders slumped, he trudged back to the dorms. He'd meant to at least get closer to Joseph, but instead, things felt even more awkward between them.
-Slide-
-Thud-
Sophia had been soaking in the women's bath, enjoying a relaxing break after some fun time, when she jolted in surprise. A girl who looked exactly like Joseph had just walked in.
Sky-blue eyes, azure hair, and an innocent young face. Her hair was longer now, and her chest had a slight swell, but Sophia recognized her immediately as Joseph.
"Oh my... A new face. Hehe, nice to meet you."
No point in letting on that she knew. Sophia played it cool, pretending this was their first encounter, and greeted her. She planned to chat casually, probing for Joseph's true feelings.
Strangers often open up more easily, right? Sophia figured she'd steer the talk toward romance—ideal types, past experiences, what she thought of Siwoo, that sort of thing.
"Me? I want to show my opposite-sex friend where I pee... How do I bring it up naturally?"
"...Pardon?"
"More precisely... I want my opposite-sex friend to touch where I pee... Any way to suggest it without offending him?"
"Wh-What did you just say?!"
Shockingly, this sheltered girl—who'd been cooped up in a mansion studying magic—knew next to nothing about sex. She was spouting vulgarities without a second thought. Sensing the plan would flop at this rate, Sophia decided to give her a hands-on sex ed lesson herself.
"Okay, repeat after me. Pussy."
"Pussy..."
"Good. From now on, call your pee hole a pussy, got it?"
"Ah... Y-Yes."
"See this little hole here? That's your pee hole, right above the pussy. But that's not where you felt the stimulation, right?"
"Y-Yes... It was lower... Ahh..."
"Hehe, want to touch it yourself?"
"Nngh... Here... Ahh... Right here."
"Good girl. That hole down there is called the vagina. Sometimes people call it the dick hole... I'll explain later."
Suddenly, Rachel's expression turned serious as she dragged me to her room, where I ended up half-naked. Insisting I needed sex ed right away, she fetched a mirror and touched my pee hole—no, my pussy—while teaching me things I'd never known.
Nngh... So it's not a pee hole—it's a dick hole.
Everyone else seems to know this basic stuff... Just me out of the loop. Even Sister Rachel knew it. Ugh... How embarrassing. She was too kind to mock me outright, but she might be laughing inside.
A mage without basic knowledge? What a total loser!
I felt shame wash over me as I fiddled with my dick hole.
Still, maybe getting caught now was a blessing in disguise. Imagine if Deok found out by mistake—he'd be totally disillusioned. This could count as averting disaster, making the sex ed a win.
So... I'd better pay attention. I hated studying, but humiliation was worse. I spread my dick hole wide in front of Rachel.
"Rachel, don't hold back—explain it now. Why call it a dick hole? No, what's a dick first? I don't know so much..."
"Sigh... A dick is a man's genitals."
"Genitals? Hmm... Oh, the pee-pee place?"
"Yes, that's it."
"Aha, so that's a dick? News to me... Hmm? Then why's this the dick hole? Do you stick the dick inside? But dicks are all soft and squishy. Force it in? And look—this tiny hole couldn't fit a dick."
"Goodness... Where do I even start? But yes, you put the dick in there. Just take my word for now. Too advanced for step one."
"Eek... Got it."
Whoops, too eager? Rachel sighed at my barrage of questions, reminding me of my childhood magic tutor who always scolded me. Ugh... She wasn't thinking the same, was she?
Panicking, I pointed to the bump above my pussy to prove I wasn't totally clueless.
"Rachel! I know some stuff. Touching here feels amazing. For bad moods or sadness, right? Hehe, I know that much."
"Nnh... Not entirely wrong."
"Right? But... Hehe, no name for it. What is it?"
"That's the clitoris."
"Haaah?!"
"Feels good, huh?"
"Y-Yes... Ahh, nngh... Way better than when I do it... Haa... So good..."
"Just like Seraphin said—touching it right makes you feel incredible. Technically, it puts you in heat. Heat means sexually aroused... Hmm, looks like that needs explaining too."
"In heat...? Aroused...?"
"Sigh... Seraphin, do you know how babies are made?"
"Yes! Lovers kiss, and poof—baby!"
"Ahahaha! I'm losing my mind. Gotta start from square one."
"Whaaat?!"
N-No way! That's not it? Rachel's crude slip-up confirmed my answer was dead wrong.
So babies come another way... Unbelievable! My whole worldview crumbled. Fairy tales clearly said kissing! I'd fantasized about kissing wandering knights...
Totally off base.
"I'll teach you, but listen up first. Men and women have sex—man ejaculates inside woman, baby happens. Sticking the dick in the dick hole? That's sex."
"...Sex?"
"Hehehe... This'll be a challenge. But for you, Seraphin, I'll go step by step. No worries."
"Really? Rachel... Thank you!"
"No biggie. You're too adorable not to help. Hehe."
"Rachel..."
"Staying in this dorm, right?"
"Mm... Yeah, for now."
"Perfect. That's it for today—tomorrow same time, full lessons start. Oh, and no showing your pussy to that opposite-sex friend till we're done."
"Yes, ma'am!"
After this sex ed, I'd finally be normal, right? Buoyed by Rachel's help, I hummed a tune. Better to rip off the band-aid—getting exposed to her was a godsend.
"One more thing... Homework. Touching your clitoris and dick hole till climax is masturbation. Think of that opposite-sex friend and do it by tomorrow. Got it?"
"Nnh... Yes!"
But homework sucks... Sigh, no choice. At least it's something pleasurable. Problem was finding time...
Hmm, wait till they sleep?
Training ended straight into sex ed—no free nights. Masturbating meant undoing male form, though. Getting caught could boot me from the party. Too early to reveal secrets.
Sigh, guess I'll use that.
New dilemma in tow, I headed back to the Deok crew's lodging, brainstorming solutions along the way.
