Chapter 329
Chapter 329
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Translator: Ebonarch
Chapter: 329
Chapter Title: Siwoo; Romance Manipulation Squad (14)
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The creak of a shaking bed. A woman's panting breaths. Slightly lewd and somewhat dizzying noises tormented Siwoo every single day. Even though they were unreal sounds heard only in dreams, the problem was that their source was Joseph.
A woman craving dick... had Joseph lost his mind or something?
Today, too, Siwoo woke from what wasn't quite a nightmare, feeling a deep sense of self-loathing from the morning.
Even so, out of some conscience, he hadn't crossed any lines with the feminized Joseph... but turning Joseph into a woman in the first place, making her masturbate, and then peeking at the sight—all of it was utterly repulsive.
"Haa..."
In the end, Siwoo let out a deep sigh, despising himself for the cowardly dream. Even if he hadn't dreamed it with any malicious intent, the mere fact that he'd had such an absurd dream about a perfectly normal man was proof that something was off with him.
"Huu..."
"Siwoo, you're up? Good morning!"
"Yeah... good morning."
"If you're up, let's go do some stretches together!"
"W-wait! Hold on a sec, Joseph!"
"Ung? What's wrong?"
"Um... I'll get ready myself, so could you let go of the blanket?"
"Hahaha, I notice it every time, but you really love hiding under the blanket, Siwoo!"
"Haha... wonder whose fault that is..."
But he couldn't exactly blame Siwoo entirely.
Lately, Joseph had been drawing closer than ever.
Siwoo had been trying to put some distance between them to clear up the gay misunderstanding, but Joseph acted like he'd completely forgotten that awkward moment, approaching Siwoo every day and sticking right by his side, chatting away like he was Siwoo's girlfriend.
As if he had some shady ulterior motive.
"Then Dirk and I'll head out first and get ready, so come on out whenever you're set, Siwoo!"
"Yeah... got it."
As a result, Siwoo couldn't help but be hyper-aware of Joseph.
-Beep, beep!
"Alright, stretches end here for today."
"Huu, then let's all go grab some food!"
"Joseph, you know you've gotten a lot brighter lately?"
"Hehe... it's because I got great comrades like you, Siwoo... and Rachel."
"Yeah? Well, that's good then."
"But umm... Siwoo, just out of curiosity, what's your ideal type? Ah, Dirk too... ahem, it'd be nice if you shared... I'm kinda interested in that stuff myself."
"Eh...? My ideal type?"
"That's right! And, uh, Dirk too... ahem, since it's come up, mind sharing...?"
Moreover, Joseph's behavior had grown downright suspicious lately.
He kept bringing up romance topics at every opportunity, and it always felt aimed squarely at Siwoo. At first, Siwoo thought it was his imagination, but the more it happened, the more convinced he became. The way he asked Siwoo first this time made it clear he was conscious of him.
'Did he really fall for me? He's been way too aggressive since that day... I'm a guy... does he have that kind of taste? Is he gunning for me? Ugh... but I have Rachel... no, before that, why am I even getting shaken? Joseph's a guy!'
Thus, Siwoo found himself paying attention to Joseph too.
"I, I... like pretty legs. Lately, I've been into good legs."
"Got it. But... what about you, Dirk?"
"Any woman works for me."
"What?!"
"I'm the type that doesn't block incoming girls or cling to the ones leaving. But if I had to pick an ideal... pretty ones with big tits, obviously. All guys are the same, right?"
"Th-that so... big tits... haha, big... ung, yeah."
"What about you? You must have a type too. What kind of girl?"
"I... maybe tomboyish girls? Even with small chests, there are plenty of attractive ones! I'd love if you got that too, Dirk. B-breasts aren't everything!"
"Ah, sure, I get that. I like 'em big, but that doesn't mean I hate small ones."
"Dirk, you get me!"
But... it seemed Joseph had grown fed up with hiding his feelings, openly declaring 'tomboyish girls' as his type from now on. Anyone could see it was aimed at Siwoo. Having confirmed Joseph's sincerity, Siwoo's heart pounded.
"Tomboyish girls are great... yeah, I get that."
"Got it. But Dirk... there's no training today, right? So... wanna hit the baths together to bond a bit? We'll be washing up together later anyway... better get used to it early."
"Hm? Sure, why not. You cool with that, Siwoo?"
"Y-yes! F-fine by me!"
And inviting him to the baths together? That was basically a confession! Thinking that, Siwoo nodded with his whole body trembling. Finally, he could ogle Joseph's naked body to his heart's content—he could barely contain his excitement.
"You little shit... no way you're into that."
"I-it's a misunderstanding!"
"Sure it is, you perv!"
But his poor timing and place choice led to a massive blunder.
"Just kidding, kidding. It stands up on its own when you're tired anyway. I know all about it."
"Dirk... you really believe me, right?"
"Yeah, man. Doesn't make any sense otherwise. Cut the crap and get in already before you catch a cold."
Men's dicks get hard when they're sexually excited. That's usually called 'getting an erection.' It hardens up to go inside a pussy, and the hardness varies from person to person.
...right?
I ended up reviewing sex ed against my will and stared silently at Dirk's dick.
Hmm... Dirk's still soft, though. Even if Siwoo's erection had some other cause, I'd hoped Dirk would react to my naked body... but since I'm in this male form, his dick didn't even twitch. It'd been rock-hard last night, though.
But it'd probably harden if I touched it directly, right?
I pictured fondling Dirk's dick in my head and cautiously stepped into the bath. I sat somewhere with a good view of him and sneaked peeks at his body. Hehe... his body's just so damn good. I fell for Dirk's muscled porter physique all over again.
-Splash
"Ah, s-sorry!"
"Ung? It's fine. Just our shoulders bumped."
"R-right? Haha..."
Siwoo, on the other hand, was on the slimmer side—swordsman-like with well-defined fine muscles... but he looked more like an imperial knight than a wandering one, which was a bit disappointing. Not that I had any muscle myself, of course.
Hmm, hard to see dicks in the water...
A chance to ogle Dirk's dick all afternoon, wasted.
"So, Joseph, why bring up ideal types? You really interested in romance? Thought you were all about magic—unexpected."
"Ahem, Dirk. Not exactly romance... more like marriage."
"Oh? That's a surprise. Planning to settle down?"
"Not sure yet... but there's s-someone I... ahem, like. Got me thinking about it."
"Th-that true?!"
"Yes, Siwoo. Never expected it'd happen to me... but it did, somehow."
"I, I too... never expected..."
"Ung? Your voice is too quiet—can't hear."
-Splash splash
"Heh, good for you. Got someone you like, huh."
"Kyaa?!"
Wh-what do I do?! I'd brought up romance to hook Dirk's interest... but he got excited by my story and came over to hug me...
Well, technically just put a hand on my shoulder—but we're naked right now!
I ended up letting out a girly squeal without thinking.
Sure, we rubbed our naked bodies together nightly, but he was always asleep then—this was different. The thought of Dirk touching me of his own will kept getting me excited.
Aah, am I gonna get found out?
-Swish
I hurriedly covered my crotch.
"Y-yes... can't say who yet... but my feelings are real."
"Haha, music to my ears. Romance makes people stronger, y'know. Thrilled as a party member. I'm serious."
"Mutual seriousness... it worked."
Ugh, what now... If it were my real body, I'd be gushing fluids everywhere. His skinship was that stimulating. And him happy at my words... felt like he saw me as a real comrade—my heart was racing like crazy.
Surely I could have three of Dirk's kids...
Overjoyed, I bowed my head to hide my flushed face and spotted Dirk's dick shimmering in the water.
-Gulp...
M-maybe sneak a touch?
At this distance, I could pretend it was an accident. Unlike when he's asleep, I was dying to see his reaction to touching his awake dick.
Naturally, he'd freak at first, right?
But it'd feel so good he'd beg me to touch it secretly later? Sure, he has Rachel... but I've been practicing hard. If possible, I'd even use my mouth to satisfy him.
Th-then, act like I slipped...
"I too... have someone I like..."
-Splash
"Kyaa?!"
"What... why'd he collapse like that? Dizzy or something?"
Ugh... Siwoo's collapse ruined the perfect chance. But thanks to it, Dirk stood up, letting me ogle his dangling dick. Hehe, someday I'll get that awake dick hard too, right?
Pretending to help Dirk, I cast a memory spell.