Wanna Combine Pee With Me?
Roughly thirty minutes had passed since our first encounter with the sahagin.
-Gyaaa, keeek!
-Kishaaaaak?!
Thud, splash—!
Just like before, I turned the sahagin that burst from the undergrowth into paste with my greatsword, then asked Seo-rin, who was casually smashing another one’s skull with her shield as if even drawing her blade was too much trouble.
“Doesn’t it feel like… these things are coming out way too often?”
“I agree. We’ve run into them four times already in just thirty minutes. Even if they are easy enough to find near the shore, their true home is the sea. They should not be appearing this frequently so far inland.”
Crunch—!!
As she spoke, she stomped down hard on the twitching head of the sahagin still shuddering on the ground, crushing it flat.
I watched her for a moment, then spoke as if the thought had only just occurred to me.
“You know, looking at it this whole time made me realize something. That armor of yours is insanely indecent. Pussy-peekaboo armor? What is that, a flesh toilet’s special outfit?”
“It will still take some time before we return to base, so a short rest… W-what in the world are you saying?!”
She had been calmly wiping the blood from her boots and shield when her face flushed crimson and she shouted.
“You shameless master! Even if I am a flesh toilet, how can you spout such outrageous nonsense so casually?! What did you just call my armor—pussy-peekaboo armor?!”
“Hey, the design’s right there. Walking around with your abs completely exposed, and down below… if you just flip aside that little scrap covering your crotch, boom—flesh toilet hole, baby waterslide open for business.”
“Th-this is… because of the heat! Master knows full well how stifling it is inside the armor!”
“I know. You’re dripping sweat right now, so I get it perfectly. But that doesn’t change how your armor looks like a flesh toilet’s formal wear.”
“Could the heat have driven him mad… n-no. He was always this kind of man.”
“Eheheh.”
“And stop making that laugh that sounds exactly like Cheon A-rang!”
She huffed and puffed, wiping the sweat that mixed with blood as it ran down over her abs. I gave the reeking corpses of the sahagin we’d just pulverized a rough kick down the slope, then walked over to her side.
“Hold still. I’ll wipe you down.”
“Hmph. Trying to sweet-talk me now is far too late.”
Even while still irritated about the armor teasing, she seemed to find the stickiness unpleasant enough to hand me the towel she had been using.
“Here. It seems you have finally realized that keeping one’s own toilet clean is an essential virtue for a proper master.”
“Mm… the second you say ‘toilet,’ I suddenly don’t feel like wiping anymore.”
“…What scheme are you cooking up now—hiiik?!”
Slurp—♡
I lunged in without warning and licked up the sweat trailing down her abs.
“Y-you shameless beast…?! Th-this is outdoors! Did I not tell you that such acts are meant to take place in a married couple’s bedroom, or a dungeon, or a torture chamber?!”
“You were the one who said cleaning the toilet is a master’s essential duty, right? So I’m cleaning my toilet with my tongue… wait, saying it out loud makes it sound weird. Anyway, your master’s personally licking you clean—what’s the problem? Don’t tell me you’re rejecting my devoted care?”
“That is… not the case, but doing this in such a deserted outdoor place…?!”
“A masochistic exhibitionist going on about ‘deserted places’ is seriously making me want to wreck that womb of yours.”
“Nnghok…♡”
Press—♡
I gave her lower abdomen a light push with my fist. She let out a vulgar moan on pure reflex. I kept up the steady womb-pressing while I spoke.
“A masochistic exhibitionist pretending to be shy about the outdoors? Hmm? Answer me.”
“Ook♡ D-don’t…♡ The training Master gave me earlier has left me extremely sensitive♡ Nngh♡ Nnghoooh♡”
“And yet you’re already leaking pussy juice.”
“Hiiieeeet♡”
I latched onto the inner thigh of the female knight who had gone into heat on the spot and noisily sucked up the hot nectar still dripping from her baby waterslide.
“M-Master, please stop♡ I-I’m going to cum♡ If you keep sucking like that I’ll cum right away… with this thoroughly trained pussy of Master’s I’ll cuuum♡”
“I trained your asshole, and you’re saying you’ll cum from your pussy? You’re just a cheap cunt, that’s all! So, when do you think you’re gonna cum? Tell me and I’ll let you.”
Mouth sucking, fist pressing—
I kept working her with the clear intent of forcing this masochistic female knight to climax through either her pussy or her womb. She spread all five fingers toward me and answered.
“F-five…”
“Gonna cum in about five minutes?”
“Four… three… two… one… I-I’m cummiiing♡”
“It was seconds, not minutes?!”
“O-nnghooooooh…♡”
Shudder—♡
And just like that, Seo-rin came with an utterly undignified expression on her face.
I stared at her in brief bewilderment, then stood up and cleared my throat loudly.
“Ahem! Rest time’s over. How long are you planning to sit there loafing around? Get up already.”
“Y-you pervert… after putting me through such humiliation just now, how can you act so brazenly♡”
“So, do you hate it?”
“I was about to praise you as a truly born master♡ Besides, as Master said earlier, sahagin are a filthy race that tries to breed with any female of other species♡ Now that I’ve climaxed, they will surely catch the scent of a freshly climaxed, heat-stricken flesh toilet’s pussy and…”
Rustle—
Before she could even finish, the unmistakable presence of more sahagin prickled at the edge of my senses.
I immediately gripped my greatsword and strode toward the source. Seo-rin gave a soft little chuckle behind me.
“Just like that—they will appear one after another, daring to covet Master’s exclusive pussy without knowing their place♡”
“Hmm… is this déjà vu from the Eastern Shrine?”
Unlike the time I deliberately lured goblins with Bok-soon’s Pussycool, I hadn’t meant to do anything this time. It just ended up that way.
-Keegiiiik?
-Kiiiik!
-Ggyagyagyagya!
“Atoll! Cherry! Doggy!”
Before they could attack, I reached them first and swung the greatsword in a wide arc at the three sahagin whose faces clearly screamed, “Where’d the pussy-girl go and why’s there a human male instead?”
Craaash—!!
The sheer size and weight of the blade turned the three fish-heads into ground meat just like the ones before them. Trees toppled with heavy thuds atop the remains. I turned back to Seo-rin with a third-rate villain’s “kuheheh” laugh.
“What? Why are you looking at me like that?”
“No, it’s just… I was thinking how remarkably stronger you have become in the short time I have not seen you.”
“I’m in my growth spurt. You watched me combining pee with A-rang on the tracks back then, so why the surprise?”
“No, I am simply astonished at how visibly you have grown in only a few days. More than that, Master… about that combined peeing…♡”
“Why? Wanna combine pee with me?”
“…♡”
“Whoa, for real?”
Maybe watching me do it with A-rang had left a deep impression.
I gave the expectant-eyed Seo-rin a look of pure disbelief. Only then did she start babbling.
“B-back then Master said it himself! Combined peeing is something only close seniors and juniors can do!”
“I did? Ah… yeah… I guess I did.”
I vaguely remembered saying something like that on top of the wrecked train. When I nodded in agreement, Seo-rin’s expression brightened even more.
“Therefore… even if our relationship began as a bad connection, we have known each other for quite some time, and of late I believe we have grown very close indeed…♡”
“Mm-hmm, yeah, yeah. Close enough for combined peeing and then some.”
“Ah…♡”
She had already taken piss in her mouth, her pussy, even her asshole—far more extreme things—yet here she was getting this worked up over combined peeing.
As she started to rise, clearly intending to do it right then and there, I stopped her.
“But first we’re finding the Killing Bees’ nest.”
“Nest? Did you discover it during the fight with the sahagin just now?”
“No. I only roughly figured out the direction. I caught the scent of honey.”
“Honey?”
Whether thanks to A-rang’s unique skill Wild Breath or pure luck, I had picked up the sweet scent of honey on the wind and gotten a general heading. I took the lead and walked toward the source of the smell.
About ten more minutes later we arrived near a ravine.
Bzzzzzz—!!
Bzzzzzz—!!
-Kieeeee! Kieeeee!!
-Kyaaaaa!!
“That sound…?”
“The wingbeats of bees and the cries of sahagin!”
Continuing our scouting, Seo-rin and I finally understood why the Killing Bees had been so agitated.
“The sahagin are attacking the Killing Bees’ nest…?”
“So that’s why they were so furious!”
Around the cave that was clearly the bees’ nest, dozens of sahagin were locked in a desperate fight with the Killing Bees pouring out from inside.
Judging by the dozens of sahagin corpses and hundreds of bee corpses piled around the entrance, the battle had been going on for quite a while.
I looked at Seo-rin, who was staring down into the ravine with the same startled expression I wore, and asked,
“Shall we?”
“Of course. Target the sahagin! We go in at once!”
I was pretty sure this was supposed to be volunteer work, but I had to wonder if there’d be any overtime pay for this.
I sprinted down into the ravine side by side with Seo-rin.
Not particularly related to the content, but here’s Lee Seo-rin with a disappointed face…!
Lee Seo-rin, seductive armor version.
She considered going out in this, then switched to the one above.