I'm a Very Experienced Female Knight!
After finally wrapping up the rather prolonged ranking match, Seo-rin and I immediately set out to recon the terrain around the Air Defense Artillery Battery.
“I told Bok-sun to stay and guard the battery, but now that we’ve left her behind I’m starting to wonder if we should’ve brought her along after all.”
“Her damage output is the strongest among us, true, but against a sky blacked out by Killing Bugs even that shameless-titted elf would only be dead weight.”
“Shameless-titted elf?”
“Kh… Don’t look at me like that—‘This masochist bitch is a Female Knight with tits of her own, so what’s she even talking about?’”
“If you already knew, why say it?”
More to the point, how did she even know? Her head visor should have been covering everything nicely.
I shook my head at the sight of Seo-rin furtively stroking her own ass and trembling, clearly remembering the orgasm-denial female-submission training from the underground prison earlier.
“If it’s that ass you want, I’ll spank it as much as you like later. For now, try to restrain yourself. Honest to god, what a lewd Female Knight.”
“Do you take me for the kind of Female Knight who goes around doing filthy things anytime, anywhere like you, Master?! Really, how can you be so—ah, d-don’t pull! Right now my asshole is still packed full of Master’s semen and piss… i-it’s going to leak out…♡”
“Ugh, for crying out loud.”
She’d always been perverted, but now she was a Female Knight completely steeped in lust. I clicked my tongue and gave her ass a solid smack with my gauntlet.
“If it leaks, I’ll just fill it right back up again, so quit worrying. More importantly—have you ever fought Killing Bugs before?”
“Hnnngh♡ You’re going to use me again… trying to corrupt me further with those sweet whispers, are you…♡”
“Come on, at this rate I can’t even tell who’s the more shameless one. Get a grip already.”
“Eek?!”
Only after another sharp smack to the rear did Seo-rin return to something resembling her senses. She cleared her throat.
“Killing Bugs… of course I’ve faced them. Whenever I was dispatched to the provinces, the local elders would occasionally ask me to harvest some honey for them.”
“Ohh… as expected of a very experienced lewd Female Knight.”
“Wait—saying it like that makes me sound like some promiscuous woman! Master knows full well that until your massive cock stole my virginity I was a pure and noble Female Knight who had never even touched a man!”
“I meant combat experience. Honestly, you only ever see one thing…”
“W-what? Ahem! In that case, yes—exactly as Master says! I am a very experienced Female Knight!”
“Mm-hmm, that’s right. And now you’re experienced with cock as well.”
“You were describing me as a slutty woman after all, weren’t you?! You tricked me?!”
She had been puffing out her chest with pride, only to get teased again by my snickering. Seo-rin’s face flushed red as she exploded in indignation.
“Even if I am Master’s flesh toilet, I am still your senior! No matter that you’re Cheon A-rang’s right hand, how can you mock your senior so freely?!”
“Relax. I don’t tease just any senior.”
“What’s that supposed to mean?! That you mock and violate me without the slightest hesitation precisely because it’s me…♡”
“Huh? I was trying to make you mad… why do you look happy?”
Had I accidentally thrown some kind of Female-Knight-style flirting without realizing it?
I was muttering to myself that Seo-rin was every bit as unpredictable as A-rang when she suddenly stopped in her tracks the same way I did, still wearing that flushed, lewd little smile, and turned to look at me.
“Master sensed it too?”
“Fishy smell, right?”
“Yes. The stench of fish. Even if the sea is nearby, considering the distance between this mountain and the coast…”
Shing—
Seo-rin drew the sword stored inside her massive shield. The same woman who moments ago had been making the lewdest flesh-toilet face while imagining dirty things with me now surveyed the surroundings with a stern, solemn gaze. She silently motioned for me to come closer.
I likewise drew my greatsword and was about to stick right to her back when—
Rustle-snap—
“What the—?!”
“Huh? What’s this? A snare?”
“This is… a trap!!”
-Kyaaaaaah!!
-Kyaaaaa!!
A snare suddenly tightened around my ankle, and from the weeds surrounding us two monsters with blue silhouettes burst out screaming.
Fish-headed humanoids—Sahagin.
“Sahagin! Three o’clock and nine o’clock!”
“No wonder the place reeked of fish!”
I immediately put my back to Seo-rin’s and raised my greatsword against the Sahagin charging at me with its trident leveled.
-Kyaaaaah?!
The creature shrieked in surprise. It had clearly sprung the trap and rushed in thinking this was its moment, only to find its prey still standing firmly on both feet and pointing a blade at it.
“You should’ve checked whether the prey was actually caught before charging in.”
They’d probably planned to finish me off while I was dangling helplessly from a tree, flailing my limbs in panic. But I wasn’t some rear-line dealer like Bok-sun. Physically speaking I was already on par with a B-class hunter; a trap this crude wasn’t going to drag me anywhere.
And while Sahagin might be C-class monsters, that only applied when you fought them in the sea. Once these brainless things climbed onto land they were no different from goblins.
I brought my greatsword down on the Sahagin twisting desperately in midair.
“Kkyooooot—!!”
Thwaaaack—!!
I pulverized the thing from head to toe so thoroughly it could have been served as fish cutlets, then immediately turned to check on Seo-rin.
“Hup—!!”
-Ke-kehiiik…?!
Slashhh—!!
Perhaps she truly was an infinitely lewd flesh toilet in bed yet a noble Female Knight outside of it.
She deflected the Sahagin’s trident with her shield and in the same motion thrust her longsword straight through its heart, switching between offense and defense so cleanly that the creature’s life ended in an instant. I let out an admiring whistle.
“That’s my Seo-rin. Most people would hesitate at least a little, yet you finished it without the slightest mercy.”
“Hesitate? Why would I hesitate when purging a monster?”
“Well, I heard Sahagin, just like goblins, do terrible things to human women. I figured a perverted masochist like our Seo-rin might’ve been a tiny bit interested.”
“Hmph… what nonsense.”
“What, not true? I was sure you’d been imagining yourself getting wrecked by a bunch of Sahagin…”
“Kh…?!”
Her ears turned bright red, as if I’d hit the bullseye.
“I-imagining something isn’t a crime! Besides, before it might have been different, but now I am Master’s flesh-toilet knight. With a Master who can treat me rougher than anyone else in the world, why would I ever cast my eyes toward some other cock?!”
“That frantic excuse is super suspicious. Looks like I’ll need to train you a little more later—until you can’t even imagine such things.”
“Haa♡ Y-you shameless Master…♡ Chuu♡ Mmm♡ D-don’t kiss me♡ Chuu♡”
As a reward for saying something so admirable, I pretended to kiss her and instead poured the saliva I’d gathered into her mouth.
“Gulp♡ Chuuu♡ Haaah♡”
“Still saying don’t kiss you?”
“No, more… please give me more♡ I want more kisses… the honor of drinking Master’s saliva, please…♡”
“Mm, the training from earlier is definitely paying off.”
Gulp♡ Gulp♡ Gulp♡
Every time I fed her more, Seo-rin happily swallowed. I finished the kiss by sucking her tongue so hard it felt like I might pull it out by the root, then clapped my hands.
“All right, reward time’s over.”
“Ah…♡”
She’d told me not to kiss her, yet the moment our lips parted she stared at my mouth and the front of my pants with eyes full of lingering regret.
But she quickly remembered we were out here on a job. Her expression shifted back to that of a dignified Female Knight as she looked at the fallen Sahagin and the snare still around my ankle.
“More importantly… Sahagin in a place like this… and the Killing Bugs as well. Master was right—something is definitely off. We’ll need to recon the surrounding terrain more carefully.”
“Looking closer, this snare was woven from seaweed too.”
Being near the sea, it wasn’t unheard of for Sahagin—the goblins of the merfolk world—to show up. But as I’d said earlier, there was quite a distance between this mountain and the coast.
Yet not only had Sahagin come up into the mountains, they were even prowling around a spot that could be called the mid-slope?
“Sahagin or not, let’s find the Killing Bug nest first.”
“Mm. Priority is the Killing Bugs, after all.”
The details were still murky, but this didn’t seem like something we could take lightly. Wanting to settle my startled nerves as well, I continued the recon while casually groping Seo-rin’s ass.