Does This Even Make Sense?!
“What in the world is going on here?”
Senior Arang covered her mouth as she spoke, clearly feeling the exact same shock I had when I first thrust into Jeomsuni—watching the dark elf squirm and bounce on top of me.
“Did you see that just now, Master?”
“Better than anyone. Hell, I’m the victim here too.”
“Holy shit, even if the timing lined up, how does it line up this perfectly? Cum suddenly shot out of my pussy with a splat, that bitch slipped on it and went flying, and right then the juices she sprayed—”
“—she slipped on those juices, fell flat, and dropped straight down onto it. And now we’re here.”
“Hoooook♡ I’m—I’m ovulating already♡ If I take this vicious piston pounding… if you do something this filthy to a pussy that still hasn’t recovered from losing its virginity, I just end up ovulating without even meaning to…♡”
Schluuurp-♡
A reality so absurd I couldn’t believe it even while staring at it. The only proof that what we’d just seen, heard, and felt wasn’t some dream or illusion was the greedy dark-elf pussy greedily clamping down around my cock. Senior Arang just stared blankly up at Jeomsuni’s dark-elf cowgirl ride, voice trembling.
“I-it has to be a coincidence! When you and I first pressed our stomachs together it was also just a freak accident, right? So it can’t happen twice!”
“You think so? Wanna test it?”
“Y-yeah!”
Even in a world this crazy, some things still had to make sense—and some things absolutely didn’t. Acting on that thought, Senior Arang marched straight over to Jeomsuni and shoved her hands under the dark elf’s armpits.
“Get off. This bitch is sitting pretty on someone else’s Master, milking him for baby batter. I said get off!”
“I-I can’t… Until I’m satisfied, until every dirty thought is gone from my head, I have to work it out…♡”
“Get off right now!”
“Kkuhhooooo…?!”
Schlu-bobop-♡
The cock that had been buried all the way to the entrance of her womb came free with a wet pop, greeted by cool air and the lewd droplets that immediately began dripping onto it. It twitched happily.
“Good. Now slowly put some distance between you and Master. That’s it, that’s it… You’re doing fine. See? It was all just coincidence. There’s no way a constitution that ridiculous could exist in this worl—eh?”
—Moooooooo!!
Right then a thunderous beast’s roar rolled toward us, and from the darkness where sunlight never reached, a massive chained axe came flying.
The roar alone was enough to identify the thing, but Senior Arang still scowled at the giant axe hurtling out of the dark and shouted,
“A minotaur respawned?!”
“That can’t be. I cleared every minotaur in this sector myself. They’d need at least twenty minutes to respawn…”
“What? I don’t know how, but—screw it! Eat this!”
Anyone else might have panicked at the sudden minotaur, but Senior Arang didn’t even flinch. She snatched up my greatsword from beside her and hurled it.
Kagagagang-!!
The greatsword, flung like a wooden chopstick, spun into a furious whirl and smashed the minotaur’s dungeon axe and the chains wrapped around it to splinters, then shot off into the darkness like a bullet.
Puh-uhk-!!
—Moooooooot?!
A wet, meaty impact that sounded more like demolition than a simple hit, followed by the beast’s death cry, filled the slaughterhouse. Situation over.
Figuring it was finished, Senior Arang dusted her hands off.
“Whew, that startled me. Some random animal bastard trying to cockblock us. Alright, now back to—hm?”
“Uh… uh?”
But right then—
Twaaang, tang, ching-clang-!!
“Wh-what the hell is that… Why is everything bouncing around like that?”
“The chain pieces that were hanging off the axe! The fragments that got pulverized along with the greatsword are ricocheting off the walls on both sides of us! Just like the pinball machines we used to sneak in the computer lab when the teacher wasn’t looking back in elementary school!”
Somehow the chain fragments that should have been destroyed were flying at us like someone was pelting us with rocks.
“How hard did you throw that greatsword?!”
“I didn’t even know your sword flew that well!”
The shards still carried so much spin that getting hit would hurt like hell. The sight made me wonder if we could even dodge them. I immediately shoved Senior Arang behind me and naturally covered my face and cock with my hands.
“Jeomsuni, why are you just standing there? Get behind me too.”
“There’s no need.”
“No need?”
“When my constitution activates, for some reason every projectile aimed at me just… misses…”
“What kind of insane bullshit are you spouting?! Hey, you perverted black pig! You get over here too. Behind our Master—huh?”
“Agogo?!”
Jeomsuni was talking nonsense. Senior Arang joined me in urging her to take cover, but it was already too late—the fragments flying my way started slamming into my body.
“Ow ow ow, block properly, will you?! They’re bouncing off my legs and ass!”
“I can’t block what’s happening behind me and you know it! Don’t be a sore loser—uh… uh?”
“What? What’s wrong?”
I jerked my chin toward Jeomsuni for the Senior Arang hiding behind my back.
“What’s the black pig doing? She must’ve dodged on her own. Like a ninja… right?”
I’d assumed she’d used ninja-like speed to escape somewhere. Senior Arang turned her head the way I pointed and cried out in shock.
“What the hell is that bitch?! She’s standing stock-still without even twitching… and every single fragment is swerving around her! By a paper-thin margin!”
“Meanwhile I’m standing in the exact same spot getting happily pelted.”
If the shards coming at me were iron filings meeting a magnet, the ones near Jeomsuni were like magnets meeting the same pole.
“So that’s why she said, ow, there was no need, ow ow.”
“No kidding. Wow, that’s actually amazing. What even is that?”
The earlier events had been so impactful that this sight was almost easy to overlook, yet even seeing it with my own eyes I still couldn’t believe it. Mouth hanging open in pure astonishment, I suddenly noticed Jeomsuni’s strange behavior and tilted my head.
“Something feels off, though.”
“What? What’s off?”
“Look at Jeomsuni. She keeps glancing around.”
“Does she? Hold on, let me check again… Huh, you’re right.”
“With an ability like that, what’s she so nervous about that she keeps scanning the area? Scared one fragment might come in from an angle she didn’t expect?”
I was still puzzling over Jeomsuni’s behavior—something incredible and yet completely head-scratching—when the chain-fragment rain finally stopped. I let out a sigh of relief.
“Whew, finally over. Augh, stings like hell.”
“Want me to lick it better?”
“Rub it with your tits while you’re at it.”
“Heh heh, listen to you. I don’t usually give in to tantrums like this, but since you so kindly volunteered to be my meat shield, I suppose I can show a little gratitude♡”
Beh-♡
A soft, moist, indescribably plump sensation pressed against my back. My mouth curled into a grin on its own. I turned to Jeomsuni, who was still nervously scanning the surroundings.
“What, is there something else?”
“This inexplicable ability of mine looks like it’s perfectly protecting me on the surface, but it always demands a price. The situation may look completely over, but I can never let my guard down… ugh?!”
“Huk…?!”
Kwajik-!!
Jeomsuni, calmly surveying the area with a blank face, suddenly took a direct hit to the head from something that dropped out of the sky!
Could another mob have respawned? Startled, Senior Arang stopped rubbing her chest against me, stepped out in front, and scanned the surroundings.
“What? There’s nothing here, so what the hell… Huh? That’s… an axe handle?!”
“Don’t tell me the handle of the axe that got smashed by the greatsword earlier… has been floating in the air this whole time… and just slammed straight into Jeomsuni’s head?!”
“What in the world—does this even make sense?!”
“Uwa… uwaaa…?!”
Between conversations already overflowing with more shock than I could count for one day, Jeomsuni started wobbling and staggering toward us.
“Crap… at this rate she’s gonna do another royal-ass press like before… Better put some distance between me and Jeomsuni—wha?!”
“No way, when did another chain fragment end up right under Master’s feet?!”
“Just now! When you stepped out in front of me a second ago, you must’ve rolled a chain fragment near my feet!”
“Uuu…?!”
The chain fragment that shot out the moment I fell rolled with perfect accuracy straight under the feet of the staggering Jeomsuni.
The instant she stepped on it she flipped through the air again—
“Eut?!”
“Ah, another royal-ass press?!”
“Eung, eunggoooooook?!”
Paaaaaaaang-♡
Once more Jeomsuni dropped her massive ass onto my cock, and once more the princely shaft slammed hard into her womb, ripping a scream out of her that could have shaken the world.