You're Spouting Stuff Straight Out of a Dirty Comic!
Even if they weren't complete strangers, the sheer audacity of Senior A-rang barging in naked and branding herself a sow was apparently more than Jeom-soon could tolerate.
Still trembling from her climax, juices spraying, Jeom-soon turned on A-rang and demanded,
"You—if I'm not mistaken—are a third-year at Korea University… B-class hunter Cheon A-rang…!"
"Yeah, so what? And you are… hey, husband. What's this one's name?"
"Jeom-soon."
"Jeom-soon? Seriously—Bok-soon was bad enough. Gotta hand it to the elves, their naming sense is something else."
"How do you know Eracila Silvanel's true name as well…?! Don't tell me that pervert wasn't lying after all?!"
More importantly, does she not even realize she just called me "husband"?
While I tilted my head at that, Senior A-rang pressed on.
"Anyway, Jeom-soon. What kind of sow are you, huh, that you've been greedily devouring someone else's husband's cock when you've barely known him a few minutes? Hmm? What kind of freak are you, snatching up my husband's dick while he was perfectly fine running away?"
"F-freak…?"
Splurt—♡
Even as she interrogated her, Senior A-rang made a show of letting the creampie she'd just taken drip thickly down her thighs. Faced with that, even a degenerate dark Kkanf had to be speechless. Jeom-soon snorted and pointed right back at her.
"And what exactly are you doing?! You're a famous rising hunter whose face is known to the public—and here you are, not only wandering around naked but engaging in s-sex… in lewd acts…!"
"So what? My husband wanted it, so I spread my legs like a proper pussy-slut. Is that a crime? Yeah! I had baby-making sex with my husband. What of it!"
"B-baby-making sex…!"
Gulp…♡
Apparently baby-making transcended skin color. Just like Bok-soon before her, Jeom-soon swallowed hard and stared fixedly at the place where she and I were still joined.
"C-certainly… with a cock this superior, impregnating me wouldn't be out of the question… th-that's not the point! You're out here committing the same shameless acts, and yet you dare brand me a freak, a sow—slurs too filthy to even speak!"
"Not entirely wrong… but at least I don't lock eyes with someone else's husband mid-escape and immediately start grinding navels. Or do I? If he were as fine as my husband, I might've just raped him on the spot♡"
Schlick—♡
Terrifying things to say out loud.
I was shuddering at the way Senior A-rang licked her lips and eyed me like she wanted another round when Jeom-soon, still in my arms, clenched her pussy tight around me and shot back,
"So this wasn't something I wanted—ngh♡"
"You didn't want it? What the hell is that supposed to mean?"
Sensing something off in how desperately wronged Jeom-soon looked, Senior A-rang tilted her head—then immediately swung her gaze to me.
"Hey, husband. What's she talking about? Did you rape this bitch?"
"Why? What're you gonna do if I say I did? Punish me?"
"Well… knowing that pea-sized courage of yours, I don't really think you would have—but if you did rape her…"
"…If I did?"
"You did amazing! That's my husband♡ Just like that, you took a perfectly normal virgin and turned her into a sow who drools the second she sees cock♡ Once that king cock's been driven into her, any pussy-slut has no choice but to submit♡ You did so well♡ So manly♡"
"Well… not that I actually raped her in the first place."
How the hell am I supposed to explain this?
I was trying to figure that out when Jeom-soon, furious at my words, squeezed my cock with clumsy but unmistakable insistence—squelch, squelch—as if to say look at me.
"Y-you pervert…!! The reason I ended up like this is entirely because of you…!!"
"What did I even do."
Senior A-rang tilted her head even harder, more lost than ever.
"Looking at the state of you two, it doesn't seem like you locked navels because you wanted to… and you both look way too damn wronged for either of you to have just fucked the other. So what is this? What the hell is going on?"
"Ah, shit, how am I supposed to explain this? Hey, Jeom-soon, you explain it."
"How am I supposed to explain that shameless sequence of events?! You do it!"
"Technically I'm the victim here! I'm so psychologically traumatized I can barely form sentences!"
"I'm the victim too! Because of what you did, my v-virginity… my virginity was taken like this… haah♡"
Squelch-squelch—♡
With every exchange, Senior A-rang's head swung left and right like a metronome.
But she couldn't keep ticking forever.
She finally stopped, planted herself between us—still growling at each other even as I thrust and she clenched—and cut us off.
"Alright, quiet. Husband, explain it from the beginning. Don't leave out a single word."
"You're not gonna believe this, but I'll stick to the facts. So…"
A short while later, after the explanation had run its course.
"So, while husband was running away from me, this Kkanf with a constitution so bizarre just hearing about it is weird mistook him for an elf hunter. Husband stripped naked and stepped in front of her to clear up the misunderstanding—then this Kkanf, who decided he was a rapist, tried to punish him…"
"Mm-hmm."
"And somewhere in the middle, this Kkanf bitch's absurd constitution kicked in, a chain of accidents followed, and somehow her own pussy ended up skewered on husband's cock. So now both of you are calling yourselves the victim and acting all wronged?"
"That's right. Hey, Jeom-soon. Am I wrong?"
"Nngh♡ Most of that is correct—but the reason my constitution activated is because of you♡ Because you showed me this magnificent king cock—because you flaunted a male organ so fine any female elf's womb would drop just looking at it—you pulled the trigger on my constitution… ooh♡ I-I'm coming again♡"
Pssshhh—♡
Jeom-soon glanced down at my cock again, then threw her head back and climaxed once more. Senior A-rang, eyes squeezed shut as she ran the whole story through her head like a simulation, slowly opened them.
"Alright. I've got the story."
"See? I'm the victim, right?"
"No! I'm this pervert's victim—nghiiih♡ Don't thrust while I'm talking♡"
What verdict will Her Honor deliver?
Jeom-soon and I both swallowed hard and waited for Senior A-rang's judgment.
"First off—husband, and you, Kkanf bitch… I can tell perfectly well you two are trying to mess with me."
"Huh?"
"What… are you saying?"
And then came the shocking verdict.
Both of us liars. Our eyes went round as we demanded what she meant—but Senior A-rang only scowled at our stares and snapped,
"If you're gonna lie, at least keep it reasonable! Is it that hard to just say you fell for each other at first sight?! Huh?! You want to mess with me so bad you'd spin a story this ridiculous?!"
"No, it's real!"
"It's the truth! My constitution simply hasn't been scientifically proven, that's all…?!"
"Shut up! Husband's one thing, but you—you Kkanf bitch… daring to seduce my precious husband…!!"
"I figured this would happen."
Even while explaining it, I'd been thinking who the hell would believe this absurd situation—and sure enough.
"What? If lewd thoughts pop into your head, erotic accidents just start happening? You're spouting stuff straight out of a dirty comic!"
"It's true! As both a hunter and a maid, I always maintain a servant's composure, so under normal circumstances such things rarely occur…"
"Shut it! You, start preparing to get your ass beaten."
Watching Senior A-rang crack her knuckles, I promptly set Jeom-soon down and said,
"Looks like we're gonna have to show her directly if she's ever gonna believe it."
"Th-this is your fault…!! If you hadn't shown me that superior cock…!!"
Schlorp…♡
Jeom-soon yanked herself free and scrambled back.
"Where do you think you're going!"
Taking it as an attempt to flee, Senior A-rang lunged—and something truly remarkable happened.
Bwoooosh—♡
Semen erupted from Senior A-rang's pussy in a sudden stream, like a jet of piss, and soaked the ground right under Jeom-soon's feet.
"Wh-what?"
"What is this?! Suddenly my f-feet are… again?!"
Senior A-rang froze in shock at the unexpected spray. Jeom-soon, completely unaware, kicked off the ground to leap into the air—
—and her feet slipped on the slick mess. She lost her balance midair, face twisting in panic as she tumbled head over heels and began to fall.
And waiting at her projected landing point was none other than—
"Husband? Why are you sprawled out on the floor like that?"
"I was ducking the wind pressure you kicked up and slipped on the love juices Jeom-soon sprayed."
"Get out of there right now?! If you stay there—!"
PAAAAANG—♡
"Nngoooooh♡"
"Ghk…"
"What the—this is insane… what the hell is this?!"
Like the north and south poles of a magnet snapping together, the dark elf's royal ass came crashing down onto my fully upright cock. The instant it speared her and slammed into her womb, Jeom-soon climaxed with everything she had.