You're the One Who Came and Stuck It In
What the hell is even going on in this world…
Her pussy came flying at me, so I just took it on the spot—but even after taking it, I couldn't shake the feeling that I still couldn't tell if this was a dream or reality.
"Sure, with superhumans running around, nothing would be strange no matter what happened today or tomorrow… but a flying Kkanf pussy? Seriously?"
"P-pull it out at once. To do such a thing… to do such a thing…♡"
"Hey, you're the one who came and stuck it in."
Schlick—♡
And who the hell was it that slammed herself down onto my cock like the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs in the Cretaceous?
I glanced at the beads of blood trickling down my shaft, then caught the dark elf's wrist just as she was about to bring her katana down on me.
"The situation's a little awkward, but how about we take a moment to introduce ourselves?"
"I have no name to give a lecher like you—ngh♡ E-Ellarien Nightfall…♡"
Schlick—♡
She'd been acting like she had nothing to tell me, but the moment I gently swept my cock across her cervix, pussy juice spilled from her lower lips and her name spilled from her upper ones.
"Ellarien Nightfall?"
I vaguely remembered hearing that among dark elves, the Nightfall family ranked among the most prestigious of the prestigious. So she was a dark elf from that house?
I tilted my head and once again gently rubbed my cock against her cervix. The dark elf, still gasping, slowly nodded.
"Th-that is correct♡ A proud member of Nightfall, guardians of the World Tree's roots, and servant to the great Crim…"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa—I'm not shocked. So stop looking at me like, 'Now that you know, pull your cock out and prostrate yourself this instant!'"
"What… are you saying? Even after hearing the name Nightfall, how can you remain so calm…?!"
"Well… I've just seen too many noble kids, I guess…"
Thanks to Bok-sun, who'd already filled me in on all this, any illusions I'd once held about "noble heirs" had long since shattered. Hearing a family name tossed around just didn't do much for me anymore.
I quietly shared my little secret with the dark elf, whose eyes had gone round with shock at how casually I was looking at her.
"Truth is, one of my breeding sows has the surname Silvanel. So name-dropping a house doesn't really faze me."
"Silvanel…? The only ones in this world who bear the name Silvanel are the proud elven house that serves the World Tree…"
"Yep, yep. That Silvanel."
She knew it well, of course.
I nodded to myself, freshly reminded that Bok-sun really was the young lady of a great house.
Naturally, the dark elf only snorted at my words.
"Do not lie! First you rape me, and now you dare trade on the proud name of Silvanel?!"
"I'm not trading on it—it's just the truth. We're navel-to-navel here; that's cold."
"Ngh♡ W-who said we were navel-to-navel…♡"
Schlick—♡
The pain of her deflowering seemed to be fading at last. Her pussy, clumsy but growing bolder, began tapping and teasing my cock with her inner walls. I gave a light upward thrust, urging her to come closer, and the dark elf in my arms let out a vulgar moan.
"Th-then… tell me the name of the elf who claimed the name Silvanel before you. The insolent elf who dared sell the proud name of Silvanel…"
"Kim Bok-sun."
"Kim Bok-sun… I see… Kim Bok-sun, you sa—?!"
She'd been steeling herself to break free of my arms, hunt down this "Kim Bok-sun" or whoever, and thrash her within an inch of her life—until something felt off. She whipped her head toward me in a panic.
"K-Kim Bok-sun? Among the elves I know, no one bears that name—and certainly no one of House Silvanel. In this entire world, there is only…?!"
"Yeah, yeah, that Kim Bok-sun. The one with the bread-roll hair, tits the size of planets, always blasting off everywhere she goes—that foul-mouthed, massive-titted masochist elf."
"That cannot be?! The young lady of the proud Silvanel house, renowned for her lofty pride, would never…?!"
"You're already starting to believe me, so spare me the 'impossible' talk."
Giving her the real name worked like a charm.
If I'd said "Eracila" or whatever, she would've immediately shot back with "Anyone can find that in the media!" So I'd deliberately used Bok-sun's true name—and from her reaction, it had been the right call.
I stroked the confused dark elf's waist and whispered carefully into her ear.
"So… now that I know your name, I'd like to know the other one."
"I have already given you my name."
"You know that's not the name I'm talking about."
Schlick…♡
I gave her pussy a light upward thrust and whispered again for her to say the name.
The dark elf shook her head and glared at me fiercely.
"This time I will absolutely not speak it! At first I was flustered and carelessly told you my name, but now is different. No matter what torture I endure…!!"
"…"
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Schlick-schlick-schlick-schlick—♡
"Aah♡ P-Park Jeom-sun♡ I'm Park Jeom-sun♡ So please—ngh♡ s-stop with the cock♡"
"Park Jeom-sun? Why do all you elves have names like that?"
What kind of names were these—the sort you'd give a country dog?
"It is the name my parents bestowed upon me. A lecher like you has no right to—ngh♡"
"Sure, sure, Jeom-sun. More importantly—shouldn't a Nightfall elf have better pussy security than this?"
From the outfit alone, dressed like some ninja out of an eroge, I'd had my suspicions… but this was way too vulnerable, wasn't it?
"Looking at it, the pussy itself isn't shoddy… is she just weak to pleasure?"
"Shut your mouth♡ You lecher♡ Don't tell me you subjected even the proud young lady of House Silvanel to this filthy sexual torture…♡"
"Nah, I just found out because she wrote her name on her student ID and walked around with it. Making her my breeding sow came after that."
"Do not lie♡ That the famously prideful young lady of House Silvanel would ever…!?!"
"She was a masochist breeding sow just like you—shove a cock up into her and she comes her brains out. Hyaah!!"
"Nngoooh?!"
Fwoosh—♡
Oh, the well just opened up.
I cackled as Jeom-sun's vaginal walls began busily recording the data of my cock in every corner, already starting to memorize it.
Jeom-sun trembled with humiliation and spat,
"If only my constitution hadn't activated…!! If you hadn't suddenly thrust out that hideous cock and filled me with lewd feelings, a lecher like you would have been cut down in a single stroke…!!"
"Constitution? Oh right—before you slipped and fell on me earlier, you said something about a constitution. What is it?"
"As if I would tell you—nnghiiit♡ I-I'll tell you♡ I'll tell you♡ So stop thrusting that royal cock so deep♡ Heeek♡ Stop imprinting your lecher cock into my pussy any further♡"
Anyone watching would think she'd already undergone three-thousand-fold sensitivity training.
I clicked my tongue at how absurdly sensitive Jeom-sun was and jerked my chin for her to speak.
She shuddered as if the shame would kill her.
"I… I have the Sudden Shamelessness Constitution."
"Sudden Shamelessness Constitution? What's that?"
"It is… a constitution where sexual accidents occur completely against my will…"
I'd heard that somewhere before.
Even though the words were brand new, they felt strangely familiar. I snapped my fingers and shouted at Jeom-sun.
"Ah! Lucky Skebe! You explained it so long-windedly I thought it was something fancy!"
"Ngh?!"
Schliiiick—♡
This is why non-otaku are hopeless!
As punishment for making it needlessly hard to understand, I drove my cock deep into Jeom-sun's pussy in one long thrust and asked,
"So from what I can tell, you already know the trigger conditions for this constitution. What are they?"
"Ngh♡ Th-that alone I cannot♡ I cannot tell a lecher like you something like…"
Nudge-nudge—♡
What was she even trying to pull right now?
She was yelling like she'd never talk, yet at the same time she was deliberately trailing off and watching my reaction. I clicked my tongue.
"Fine! I'll even give you a creampie if that's what it takes! So spit it out already! What is it—what's the trigger condition?!"
"Nnnngh♡ You lecher♡ I just said I can't tell you that♡ Ngh♡ I-I said I can't♡"
Schlick-schlick-schlick—♡
Even after the pussy-pounding that followed, she still insisted she absolutely couldn't say it—so I focused entirely on her cervix. At last the female ninja surrendered to the pleasure, her nipples standing stiff as white flags while she trembled.
"Heeek♡ I-I'll tell you♡ I'll tell you♡"
"That's more like it. Now go on—tell me what triggers the constitution."
I gave the black Kkanf female ninja—who was deliciously easy to break in a completely different way from Senior Arang—the chance to speak. Jeom-sun, tongue lolling as she panted, answered in a voice thick with pleasure.
"L-lewd thoughts…♡"
"Huh?"
"It activates when lewd thoughts enter my mind♡ Whenever I think of anything sexual—for example, when a lecher like you appears swinging a royal cock that looks like it would make a womb drop just from looking at it…♡"
"That's just a constitution custom-made for you!"
"Nnnngh?!"
And here I thought it was something special!
I kept thrusting deep into the pussy of this lewd female ninja whose constitution fit her like a glove—when suddenly,
"Hey! How far did you even run—Y-you crazy bastard, what the hell are you doing?! You actually fucked her in the time I was gone?!"
"Oh, Arang's here?"
"A-another naked human… and that face…?!"
Naked Senior Arang, dragging my greatsword behind her, came charging straight at us with a snarl.
"You've got some real talent. You managed to fuck this black Kkanf in the meantime?"
"Ah, well, there were circumstances."
"Circumstances? After I wrung you out that thoroughly, you still had 'circumstances' left?"
"No, not those circumstances—this dark elf, you see… wait, huh?"
"Ngh♡ Nngh♡ N-no♡ I'm being seen♡ Showing this wretched sight of myself—ngh♡"
Spurt—♡ Spurt—♡
Jeom-sun's Kkanf pussy gushed and came hard at Senior Arang's appearance, juices pouring freely. Arang dashed up beside me and stared in utter disbelief.
"What the hell is this breeding-sow bitch?"
"Hnn…?!"
Fwooooosh—♡
Even a complete stranger was calling her a breeding sow on sight.
True to her nature as a born breeding sow, Jeom-sun's pussy—now recognized by the alpha sow—promptly sprayed its juices and came again.