I Will Never Attack You!!
By the time the heat of their coupling had finally cooled,
“Y-you, get over here! Hold still! Won’t you?!”
“Aaaagh?! Uwaagh?!”
“You little shit, making your senior say something that embarrassing… Running away? Running away? Come on, you bastard, try dodging this too!”
“Wait, two fists flying at once…?! One of those has to be an afterimage—aaaagh?!”
“Afterimage my ass! I’m swinging with both hands, so of course two fists are coming!”
With the fresh lumps rising on his skull, Goo Seung-yong felt as if he’d grown a solid five centimeters taller. He looked up at Senior A-rang with a pitiful expression.
“A-rang, you liked it too! You were into it yourself, so why are you hitting me?!”
“Y-you… shut up! When did I ever?!”
“Playing dumb, huh? Every time you went ‘Husband♡’ your pussy clenched down tight—you think I didn’t notice?! Aaaagh?!”
“S-still teasing me?! This bastard really hasn’t learned a thing! Oh? Blocking? Blocking?!”
Getting dominated by his cock wasn’t anything new; normally she’d just blush a little and let it slide. But today, on top of the defeat, she’d been forced through an even worse humiliation—maybe that was why.
“Screw this. Cock retreat!”
“You get back here! That little—he’s even abandoning his own weapon and running. Hey!”
“Please pick it up for me?!”
Dodging Senior A-rang’s unending barrage of knuckle-raps, Seung-yong put distance between them at once and fled.
According to her, there were still roughly three minutes left until the minotaur respawned. He’d use that time to protect what little remained of his head.
So he dashed off, cock bouncing freely, with A-rang’s heavy breasts swinging as she gave chase—until the game of tag lasted only a moment.
—Mooooooooh?!
Slash—!!
“Huh?”
Running full tilt to escape the bouncing-bosom leopard, Seung-yong suddenly slammed on the brakes at the corner ahead. A minotaur’s roar and the wet sound of flesh being cut rang out from just beyond.
“Someone’s fighting? Senior said taking down minotaurs is so hard that not many hunters even bother coming here. Under normal circumstances it should only be us… Ah!”
The image of a certain shamelessly dressed black kkanf flashed through his mind. He pressed himself flat against the wall and peeked toward the noise.
Sure enough—
—Mooooooooh?!
Boom—!!
The ground shook under the weight of an axe. Blood sprayed from both of the minotaur’s wrists. Through the dust kicked up by the swing, the white-ponytailed dark elf he’d seen earlier leapt high, her enormous breasts bouncing wildly.
She moved with such speed and power that it looked like a salmon leaping up a waterfall.
Landing on the axe haft so the minotaur couldn’t recover its weapon, the dark elf ran straight up its arm.
“This ends it.”
—Mooooooooh?!
Slash—!!
“Whoa… right for the carotid.”
With a single stroke of the katana in her hand she opened the minotaur’s throat and touched down lightly.
The beast clutched desperately at the gushing wound with both hands, but its wrists had already been severed at the arteries as well. Blood poured without end. Before long it staggered and collapsed lifelessly. Seung-yong was still admiring the clean kill when—
“You there. Who are you?”
“Huk…?!”
The dark elf, who had been delivering a final confirmation strike to the minotaur, suddenly turned her head toward him.
“Hiding is useless. I have already sensed your presence. Come out at once and reveal yourself.”
“…!”
He’d hidden, but too late after all?
He even clamped both hands over his mouth so no breath would escape, yet the dark elf’s eyes and ears still found him.
“Spying on others in a dungeon is already poor manners. On top of that you are openly pointing a weapon at me. Am I correct in interpreting that you have impure intentions and were watching me?”
“…?”
Weapon?
I’m bare-handed right now.
He glanced around in case someone else was nearby, but there was no one. Checking the corner again, he got another shock.
“She was aiming a blade this way, so she must have meant me… but she’s gone?!”
In the brief moment he’d looked away, the dark elf had vanished.
“No—she didn’t vanish. She’s concealed herself! Using the dark elves’ unique stealth ability!”
“Correct.”
“Huk?!”
The voice came from the corner. Still no sign of her body.
“The magical attributes of us dark elves are not widely known, yet an elf hunter is different, I see?”
“Elf hunter? No! Nothing like that!”
“Then step before me at once and reveal your identity. If I am mistaken, I will apologize courteously.”
“Look, I’d come out if I could, but I can’t…?!”
He’d just fled naked from Senior A-rang. Not a single thread covered him. And now this dark elf was radiating pure “I’m going to cut you down, Goo Seung-yong” intent and telling him to show himself?
“I will count to three. Appear before me within that time.”
“And if I still don’t come out after three…?”
“Then I will judge you an elf hunter and eliminate you. Discard that weapon immediately and show yourself.”
“I keep asking what weapon you’re talking about—huk?!”
She means my cock?!
He hurriedly yanked the member that had been peeking around the corner back out of sight. The dark elf spoke at once.
“I told you to discard the weapon and instead you hide it… so you truly intended to attack me in secret?”
“No, that’s not it at all! This thing… if I tried to throw it away it’d be a disaster!”
“One… two…”
Too late. She was already half-convinced he was an elf hunter and starting the countdown.
His vision went dark.
Wait. No—if I play this right… maybe I can prove I’m harmless?
Even if the sky falls there’s a hole to climb through, or so they say. A brilliant idea flashed through his mind.
“Thre—”
“Seriously… who’s an elf hunter, damn it…!!”
Shiiing—
The instant the final count landed and steel left its scabbard with that distinctive cold ring, Seung-yong charged around the corner.
He flung both arms and both legs wide and shouted at the top of his lungs toward the dark elf.
“I will never attack you!!”
“W-what in the world is this?!”
Faced with his completely honest form, the dark elf apparently decided that remaining hidden would be rude. She appeared right in front of him, enormous breasts heaving, face full of fluster.
“What are you doing?! So you were not an elf hunter but simply a pervert?!”
“Guess there’s a reason that world-famous manga works. I can feel the killing intent and wariness toward me easing.”
Of course, what replaced them was a flood of pure bewilderment and contempt directed at him and his cock.
He crab-walked slowly toward her.
“Do not approach! D-do not come any closer!”
“If I don’t come closer I can’t prove I’m harmless.”
“I see—you were never an elf hunter. You are simply a rapist. F-fine. Together with that monstrous thing… ah?!”
“Huh?”
Riiip—!!
The moment her purpose was about to shift from hunting an elf-slayer to executing a rapist, the dark elf’s suit suddenly tore open.
The fallen minotaur’s body twitched hard; an arm shot out in a surprise attack and shredded the chest of her suit.
Bounce-♡
The royal pair of breasts that spilled free left Seung-yong’s jaw hanging.
“P-post-mortem rigor?!”
“Kh… is it because I saw that hideous thing?! Of all times for my constitution to act up again…?!”
It had to be pure accident—how had the tear landed so precisely over the chest?
He was both impressed and exasperated.
“Hey, you can’t just show me something like that!”
“That is my line! Because you suddenly appeared looking like that, my composure broke and I ended up in this state… w-wait, it is growing even larger…?!”
“If you flash me like that of course this part gets hard! I went through the trouble of killing the thing and now—!”
“Y-you dare act indecent again?! I-I will kill you! Right here and now…?!”
The cold assassin’s mask was gone. Her face blazing red, the dark elf charged at him and his cock as if she meant to cut them both down on the spot.
But only for a moment.
Splash—
“Aaaah?! The blood on the floor—my feet suddenly slipped…?! M-move aside! Move aside!! At this rate…?!”
Accelerating straight toward him, the dark elf stepped in the minotaur’s blood and immediately began sliding like a figure skater.
Seung-yong hesitated only a second. Then, facing the dark elf who was careening toward him at high speed, already half-losing her balance, he spread his arms and legs wide again and shouted,
“Come at me! Sweet pussy!”
“Get out of the way! Get out—kyahiiiiii?!”
Thwump-♡
With a wet, violent impact, his cock slid straight into the dark elf’s pussy, punching through the thin membrane and driving deep into her in a single thrust.