You Damn Pussy Extortionist
I tried the experiment a few more times after that, but the result never changed.
Whenever I tried to forcibly pry Jeomsuni off me, a minotaur would suddenly appear out of nowhere and hurl something — just like before — knocking A-rang away from Jeomsuni instead of the other way around. Or Jeomsuni would try to pull herself off my cock and stand up, only for something else to drop on her head, leave her dazed all over again, and send her sinking right back down onto my dick into another climax.
It had been mildly fascinating at first. After that, though, the endless string of coincidences that kicked in every single time we tried to separate her — paired with the pathetic sight of Jeomsuni cumming from her pussy every time it happened — left A-rang shuddering as she turned to me.
"Holy shit, look at this. I've got goosebumps. What the hell even is this? This is the kind of crap that only shows up in those dirty comics I was talking about earlier, right?"
"No kidding. What on earth is going on here? Wait — are those actually goosebumps? Let me check real quick."
"Nngh♡ That's my areola♡ It's supposed to have little bumps there aah♡"
"Ooh… D-don't move, please♡ If you move, I'll get trained even deeper on this royal cock♡"
It was as if someone had hammered it into fate itself — that Jeomsuni would not be permitted to leave me until our creampie sex was finished. Even a curiosity junkie like A-rang getting nipple goosebumps over a phenomenon this inexplicable was hardly strange.
"I told you, nipples just have bumps on them♡ Nngh♡ Don't pull on them aaah♡"
"Ook?! W-why am I…?!"
"You were just sitting there. You're about the same size and skin tone as A-rang, so when my eyes get hazy it's hard to tell whose tits I'm grabbing…"
"Is there another reason as well?"
"Mostly I was bored and you happened to catch my eye?"
"Th-thaaat…♡"
The young lady of House Nightfall — stripped of her virginity in a single day, and now having her breasts used as a boredom toy by some nobody who had rolled in from god knows where — couldn't stand it. The vaginal flesh still awkwardly milking my cock convulsed all at once.
Elves, I swear.
This was the kind of shamelessness that would let someone answer a Hwang Hui–style question — "Which is lewder, the white Kkanf or the dark elf?" — with a zero-hesitation "Both." And so, right as I was committing the extremely hasty generalization that elves, white or black, are all masochist sows inside my head, A-rang — who had by now completely given up on prying Jeomsuni off me — spoke up.
"But why is this bitch even named Jeomsuni? Usually you only give someone a name like that if they've got a ton of moles, or at least one really obvious one, right?"
"Hmm… Want to check?"
"Ah?! W-what are you doing?!"
Riiip, riiip—♡
Right then and there, A-rang and I tore Jeomsuni's suit to shreds.
"What on earth do you think you're doing?! T-take your hands off me this instant?!"
"It was already more humiliating than being naked — just a bunch of rags. Deal with it."
"Let go of this?! I am not some exhibitionist like the two of you, I— aah?!"
"Who the hell are you calling an exhibitionist?! I didn't even strip because I wanted to, okay?!"
"She's right. You think anyone's naked because they felt like it?!"
"Speak for yourself. Husband here stripped all on his own without anyone telling him to."
"…"
Had I?
Anyway, once A-rang and I had shredded what little remained of Jeomsuni's suit into scrap cloth, we immediately started searching every inch of her body.
"Come on, arms up! Show more of those armpits!"
"T-to do something like this♡ Take your hands off me at once♡ As if raping me weren't enough, now this shameless molestation too♡"
"I was just standing here with a hard-on and you came and impaled yourself on it!"
"Exactly! You damn pussy extortionist."
"P-pussy extortionist?!"
Jeomsuni's eyes went round at a phrase she had never heard in her life — not since the day she first grew pussy hair.
"You knew our husband's cock dumps thick noble seed, so you deliberately threw yourself on it and got stuck just so you could shake him down for premium sperm as a settlement! You think I wouldn't figure that out?!"
"I did not! Absolutely not! If this sex maniac hadn't suddenly appeared waving that magnificent cock around, my disgraceful constitution never would have activated in the first place…?!"
"Wow, if that's the case then getting extorted forever would be totally fair— aagh?!"
"Husband, what are you sitting there grinning about?!"
A-rang cracked me with a knuckle to the skull, and I pouted.
"And what are you smirking about like you're so pleased, Jeomsuni? Pussy back down!"
"Get away from me! Get awa— nnghoooh♡"
Schluuurp—♡
I shoved my cock — which I'd pulled out for only a moment — straight back in to the hilt, then grabbed Jeomsuni's tits the way you'd seize a pair of wings and hoisted them up for a look.
"Aah?! What are you doing?! N-now you've gone and…?!"
"Hmm. No moles here either."
"Nothing worth mentioning on her back."
Underboob, armpits, back — we'd checked every place a mole might reasonably hide, and still nothing turned up that justified the name Jeomsuni. I tilted my head in thought for a second, then smacked Jeomsuni's ass with a sharp crack and said to A-rang,
"Maybe that mole is… on her thighs? Or the inside?"
"Huh?"
"W-wait?! What are you saying right now?!"
"We've looked this hard and still nothing. Plus — maybe I'm imagining it, but right before I got pinned under this ass a minute ago, I could've sworn I glimpsed something like a mole."
"Is that sooo?"
The corner of A-rang's mouth split into a wicked grin. It was so evil that for a second I almost felt sorry for Jeomsuni.
"You heard him. Lift that ass."
"W-who do you think you are to— more importantly, snap out of it, Cheon A-rang! You're a famous rising hunter and you're siding with a sex maniac like this…?!"
"Heh heh. 'Cause he's my husband. Don't you know married couples are one body and one mind? Come on, lift that butt. Hurry up!"
"I-I absolutely will not?!"
And with that, A-rang went straight for Jeomsuni's ass and started pecking at her. Sure enough, there must have been something on the inner thighs and around the genitals, because Jeomsuni immediately dropped her full weight onto my stomach like a thousand-pound stake and locked herself in place.
"Lift the ass. You gonna lift it or not?"
"As I just said, I absolutely will not?!"
"There's no such thing as absolutely will not. Right, husband?"
"Damn right. I was keeping my mouth shut and sitting still 'cause our A-rang was handling things so well — but between the way you've been slowly rolling your hips and treating me like some kind of living dildo…"
"Euk?!"
Schlorp—?!
I said it with a nasty little smile, and Jeomsuni's hips — which had been swaying in a steady rhythm, her pussy licking sticky circles around my cock like she was melting candy — went completely rigid.
A-rang's mouth twitched like she was about to burst out laughing.
"Oh yeah? That's pretty damn cheeky."
"Right? Way too cheeky. I could forgive it, but you never would, huh?"
"You even have to ask? Slam it up into her!"
"You mustn't?! I-I had only just begun my counterattack against this insolent cock, and now you suddenly— nnghoooh?!"
PAAANG—♡
Ignoring Jeomsuni's protests, I drove my hips upward at once. Her massive dark-elf ass rode the thrust, sliding up the length of my cock as it soared high. Before I could even savor the sight of her bouncing up far enough to flash the rim of my glans and then crumpling in climax, I turned to the sultry black panther who had shoved her face between our joined asses and asked,
"Well? Can you see it?"
"Wait wait wait— hey! Don't you dare drop down?! Clamp that cunt and hold it?!"
"O-oooh…?!"
Schluuurp, pang—♡
"Guess one try isn't enough to check."
"At best you get one or two seconds. And she didn't even get the ass all the way up — she just hovered on the head for a second and sat right back down on the cock. Expecting me to inspect a pussy off one or two little pangs is a stretch."
"Yeah? In that case…"
"Heeek♡ P-please wait. I'll just, I'll just show you myself. I'll just— nnghooooooh?!"
Pang pang pang—♡
I threw the pathetic dark-elf kunoichi's pleasure-broken protests straight to the dogs and launched into a fierce round of pussy-pounding.
"Nngoh♡ Ooh♡ Ahoooh♡ Ooh♡"
"How about now? Can you see better?"
"No! Husband's slamming his hips up so fast I can't even get a look at this bitch's cunt before your balls cover the whole area!"
"Hmm. Want me to slow it down?"
"I'll just show you myse— ah, haaaang♡"
Schluooorp—♡
So what if I lifted my hips nice and slow like this? Not as fast as a moment ago — leisurely, sticky, dragging my cock up through her as Jeomsuni's dark-elf pussy rose. I let out a low sound of appreciation and looked at A-rang again.
"How about this time?"
"You slowed down so much her ass won't even lift. Give it a little more speed."
"Ooh?! Ok?!"
"Like this?"
"No! That's way too fast!"
"Jesus Christ, picky much!"
"Nngiiiit?!"
PAAANG—♡
Since when was checking one little cunt this much damn work.