Come! O Sweet Pussy!!
Hoisting Bok-soon up out of nowhere and launching straight into standing sex must have looked so bizarre and absurd even to the monsters that the Sahagin charging our way skidded to a dead halt mid-stride.
—Kirrk?
—Kiiik?
—Ki-kiuuk?
Brain freeze. They'd never seen anything like it in their lives.
I cackled at the sight of Bok-soon clamping down on my cock like she was wringing it out with both hands.
"First time watching a Kkanf get lift-fucked right in front of your faces, huh? Hell yeah — that's Charm. That's Charm!"
"Y-you filthy sex maniac♡ Ambushing a fragile, noble, exquisite elf like me and ravaging her pussy while everything's chaos♡ Are you even sane♡"
"Public standing sex right in front of the Sahagin… h-how can that be so enviable…♡"
Area-of-effect Charm — devastating against the enemy, and just as effective on certain allies with… specialized tastes.
I locked my arms tight around Bok-soon's waist as she moaned, ears flushed scarlet at the fact that we were doing standing sex in front of monsters all over again, just like last time at Dongmyo, and whispered against her ear.
"Alright. Close your eyes."
"I keep saying — who proposes like this, nngh♡"
"Why do you keep going on about proposals? Close your eyes, now!"
"Hiiiguhh?!♡"
Schlick—♡
Just in case the penetration wasn't fully seated, I shoved her hips down hard until she was locked perfectly onto my cock, then spoke to her as she squeezed her eyes shut with a moan.
"There. Now you'll have no choice but to know exactly where I'm pointing."
"Pardon? What on earth do you mean by that?"
"Watching you shoot after what I said earlier made it click. What you need right now is a scope that can show you where the target is! If I aim the direction with my cock buried inside your cunt, you won't get the same directional error as before!"
Pointing out the target's position through my dick.
A-rang senior, mid-yank of a fish-head's skull and spine clean out of its torso, shouted in admiration.
"I think I've seen that in a manga! Fullmetal Alchemist, right? The Colonel who shoots fire, and the cock-house bitch next to him telling him where to aim!"
"Heh heh heh — yeah, and in that manga they kept missing all over the place! But this is different. I can tell you exactly where to shoot with my cock itself!"
"Heh. You absolute lunatic."
"If my cock curved off to one side I couldn't even think of this, but it doesn't. It sits in a perfectly straight line so it can spear a womb dead-on — which makes it the ideal cock-compass for pointing at enemies! No shortcomings whatsoever!"
Of course, the fatal downside was that I had to throw my social reputation and my defenses out the window just to pull this off.
But like I'd already decided — dragging this into a long fight risked putting A-rang senior and the others in real danger. Better I take the heat and end this fast.
"Ah?! H-how can something be so brilliant and so filthy at the same time… a tactical pussy-scope♡"
"It's a scope!"
—Kiek?!
WHAM—!!
I swatted a Sahagin that had finally shaken off its brain freeze and come lumbering toward us, smashing it dead with my greatsword like a tennis racket, then whispered against Bok-soon's ear again.
"Anyway — don't trust your eyes right now! Trust me and my cock! Trust me and my cock, and the second I say shoot, you shoot. Got it?!"
"Yesh♡ I-I understand♡ Heehee♡ A joint operation♡ The form is incredibly lewd, but it's a combination attack only I can pull off with Seung-yong-ssi♡"
Schlick-schlick—♡
Apparently my explanation finally clicked. Bok-soon, looking up at me, broke into a dopey little smile, squeezed her eyes shut tight, and raised her revolver.
I hauled her firmly against me, aimed my cock at the fish-heads charging our way, and bellowed.
"Shoot!"
"Nnghiiit?!♡"
BANG—!!
The gunshot cracked, and a Sahagin's head — skewered clean through by a magic bullet — tore free of its body and dropped.
"Target down. Good kill, good kill. Didn't expect you to nail it right in the skull."
"Hmm, is that so? So that's about where the head is, then? Excellent♡ Keep going just like this — keep teaching me while you rape my pussy♡"
With her eyes closed, the dizziness was gone. Even with the Siren's screeching racket scrambling her head, the cock buried solid inside her cunt pointed the way to every target with rock-steady reliability.
And having actually killed Sahagin through that cock-aim, Bok-soon seemed to gain confidence — melting deeper into my arms, writhing those sinuous vaginal walls around me in a way that was deliciously, maddeningly good.
I kept her locked tight in my arms and spun this way and that, batting away the fish-heads that kept charging us with my greatsword.
"Now — shoot!"
"Hiiit♡"
BANG, BANG—!!
Every time Bok-soon's finger clicked the trigger, powerful magic rounds from the elf's enchanted gun tore into the Sahagin. They went down screaming, spraying meat and blood-fountains the same way as before.
The standing-fire technique we'd drilled against goblins at Dongmyo was finally paying off.
"And every fish-head that comes for Bok-soon — I cut them all down!"
"A truly fantastical combination, it is♡"
Even if her main job last year had been meat-shield, we'd been coordinating since then — our timing was excellent.
"Our lower-body chemistry's pretty damn excellent too."
"Nnghiiit♡ D-don't♡ Don't make me cum from my pussy♡ You'll throw off my zerooo♡"
"I need to zero in a little myself. Maybe the reason my sperm keeps missing your eggs is because I never bother to aim properly before I fire."
"Haaang♡ You sex maniac♡"
BANG— BANG— BANG—!!
Not that the plan was without drawbacks.
"Ow, damn, that hurts."
"Darling? Don't tell me — a Sahagin spear just—?!"
"I meant your pussy grip is so tight my cock hurts!"
"Nnghiiit♡ Go through my pussyyy♡"
Every time she fired, I had to hold completely still — which left me wide open to their attacks.
I'd stripped my armor, and I kept throwing myself in the way so Bok-soon wouldn't take so much as a scratch. Holes started opening up here and there; I got cut up pretty badly.
Currently active.
I had a safety net — that's why I could run a suicide op like this in the first place!
The unique skill I'd copied from A-rang senior sealed the minor wounds as fast as they opened. And the second Bok-soon finished her volley and started reloading, I crushed the skull of a Sahagin that had been about to punch a Big Dipper of holes into my back.
That was the last of the ones hanging around us!
Timing felt right. I bellowed at the top of my lungs.
"A-rang seniooooooor—!!"
—URYAAAAAAAH!!
—Kieeeeeeek?!
—KYAAAAAAAK?!
On the heels of my shout came A-rang senior's battle cry, and the mass of Sahagin clustered around her shredded apart in the sword-wind vortex she whipped up.
Through the flying scraps of Sahagin and the panicking ranks beyond them, I finally spotted it.
That disgusting anglerfish mug I'd been hunting for this whole time.
The piece-of-shit anglerfish head that had put us through all this hell. The moment I locked onto it, I hoisted Bok-soon up in both hands. She swallowed hard, sensing something — and I speared her womb with my rock-hard cock as I shouted.
"Bok-soon! Full auto this time! Target: the Siren! Direction is wherever my cock points — fire the second you're ready!"
"Cheon A-rang senior must have broken their defensive line! Understood! Die alreadyyyyy!!"
DADADADANG—!!
Bok-soon's fanning sent six magic rounds screaming toward the Siren.
About five of them either punched through Sahagin debris caught in A-rang senior's whirlwind or had their trajectories twisted — but those first five rounds cleared the meat-chunks blocking the path.
PWOOOM—!!
—KYAAAAAAAAAA?!
"Hit! That fucking bitch — right in the mouth!"
"It hit?! My head doesn't hurt anymore — so it truly did♡"
"Yeah? Then grab my neck and hang on tight."
"Pardon?"
"A-rang seniooooooor—!!"
"I've been waiting!!"
I whooped at the Siren clutching its ruined maw in agony and called for A-rang senior one more time.
THUDTHUDTHUDTHUDTHUD—!!
A-rang senior came barreling toward us like a furious rhinoceros, the Charm that had been scrambling everyone's heads finally broken — same as Bok-soon.
The Sahagin, rattled that their commanding Siren had just been sniped, raised their tridents to cut her off before she could link up with me.
"Not a chance—!! I don't know what you're thinking, but go! Cheon A-rang!"
"Thanks! Even a maggot can roll when it has to!"
"Ch-Cheon A-rang, you bitch?! Would it kill you to just say thank you?!"
—Kiek?!
Seo-rin senior's assist — a shield-bash straight into the backs of those Sahagin skulls — opened the lane. A-rang senior burst through the pack and, using every ounce of her charging momentum, launched a dropkick straight at us.
"W-what are you doing?! Why toward us?!"
"Hold on tight!"
Bok-soon shrieked at the sight of A-rang senior rocketing our way with zero explanation — but still obediently wound both arms around my neck and locked on hard.
The second I felt her grip secure, I thrust both hands out toward A-rang senior flying at us like a missile.
"Cock, we're goiiing?!"
"Come! O sweet pussy!!"
"Nnghiiiiiit?!♡"
I caught A-rang senior by both ankles and, instead of fighting the kinetic energy she brought with her, used it — spinning hard in place, faster and faster.
"A g-giant swing?!"
"Uwaaaang, this is even more dizzying!!"
Seo-rin senior yelped in shock, and Bok-soon — suddenly sandwiched between me and A-rang senior — screamed too. A-rang senior and I just grinned at each other through the spin.
"How'd you figure out exactly what I wanted so fast?"
"You said you'd take that bitch's head no matter what. Pretty obvious from there!"
"Heh heh heh — that's my dedicated cock for you!"
"Hey now — you're my dedicated pussy, senior. Enjoy the hunt! This has been your captain speaking, Goo Seung-yong of Cock Airlines, always happy to provide A-rang senior with a pleasant flight—!!"
And the instant our spin hit its peak, I hurled A-rang senior with everything I had straight at the Siren.
A-rang senior rocketed out at magic-bullet speed.
"URYAAAAAAAAH—!!"
The Sahagin clustered protectively around their wounded Siren, spooked by our bizarre stunt, thrust their spears out in panic —
"Finally got you. You twin-faced bitch!"
—Ke-keeek?!
—but it was already too late. In the blink of an eye, A-rang senior dropped like a meteor through the gaps in the Sahagin ranks, seized the Siren by the throat, and bared a savage grin so wide it nearly split her face.