Step 1: Lift the Kkanf!
And so the free-for-all resumed with Senior A-rang, seething with pure malice, diving back into the Sahagin horde like an enraged beast.
But unlike before, with a Siren on the field directing the entire battle, I couldn't just shrug and assume Senior A-rang and Senior Seo-rin would handle themselves fine. A battlefield was the kind of place where anything could go wrong at any second.
CRACK-!!
"Die, you bastard! The only one who gets to fuck Seo-rin from behind is me!"
"Master, I cannot thank you enough for guarding my rear so steadfastly, but m-must you use such vulgar wording?!"
"What, playing coy now when you already know everything? Your whole masochist flesh-toilet act is already out in the open, you know?! Ugh, I'm dizzy…"
"Ch-Cheon A-rang, you bitch?!"
While Senior A-rang and Senior Seo-rin slammed into the enemy main force, I started fighting the fish-headed assassin squad that came slipping out of the unlit darkness—either on the Siren's orders, aiming for Senior Seo-rin's back, or going after the effectively neutralized Bok-soon.
But true to what I'd just said about anything being possible out here, an enemy I never saw coming showed up almost immediately.
"Ah, Seung-yong-ssi—two o'clock? Three o'clock? Four o'clock? Anyway, fish-heads are—!"
That enemy walked on two legs just like me,
"Seung-yong-ssi, stay right there. I'll handle them—uuugh, so dizzy…!"
had long, pointed ears and absurdly huge breasts,
"Hey! Just stay put?! Don't go confusing people—hey, hey! Put the gun down?! Put it do—aaagh?!"
BANG-!!
and was holding a revolver that could punch a wind hole through a fish-head's skull with a single pull of the trigger, spraying magic bullets like rain. In other words, she looked exactly like a Kkanf.
Feeling a chill race down my spine as the bullet whistled past my ear, I immediately yelled at Bok-soon.
"Hey! That almost hit me!"
"But I hit the fish-head, didn't I? Then—o-ook… I th-think I'm going to throw up…"
"Aargh, this damn Kkanf…!!"
She could have just rested quietly, or at least tried to endure the Siren's nonstop screaming. Why did she have to pull stunts that made my blood run cold?
Worse, the gunshot had drawn the Siren's aggro, and the fish-heads that had been targeting Senior Seo-rin's pussy were now swarming back toward Bok-soon.
"Seo-rin! I'm leaving this to you!"
"Go quickly! I was already losing focus wondering when Master would finally ravage my pussy!"
"Heh heh heh, for a so-called noble Female Knight, you've fallen hard for our Seung-yong's cock."
"Sh-shut up, Cheon A-rang! If you have time to mock me, watch your own back!"
"Eek!"
I sprinted straight to Bok-soon and snatched the scruff of a fish-head lunging at her as she swayed on her feet.
"Where do you think you're going, you bastard? Only I get to touch these tits!"
—Keeeeeek!!
CRUNCH-!!
I slammed it down and stomped its ugly murloc face flat until it looked like a flounder ready for sashimi, then immediately grabbed Bok-soon's massive breasts and shoved them up.
SMACK-!!
"Kyaaaaah?! Y-you pervert… in the middle of a fight… taking advantage of the chaos to assault a delicate elf who can barely stand from dizziness…!!"
"Enough. If you're dizzy, just sit still and rest. You keep pulling aggro!"
"Senior Cheon A-rang is fighting just fine—I can't just sit around either!"
"Senior A-rang is a warrior. Even dizzy, she can take them on with pure instinct and gut feeling. You can't even click-click properly right now."
"B-but still!"
"But nothing! Stay put right here, don't pull aggro, and be quiet. I'll… aargh…"
The second I got to Bok-soon, they started heading back toward Senior Seo-rin again.
"I said this pussy and this ass are mine, didn't I?!"
"Y-you…! Did I not just tell you to mind your wording?!"
—Keeeiiik?!
—Kyaaaaah?!
—THWUUUMP!!
Hoisting Bok-soon onto my back, I charged straight at the Sahagin pack trying to surround Senior Seo-rin, swinging my greatsword like a war hammer and growling as I spoke.
"This isn't working. No matter how much I run back and forth in the middle, we can't keep this up forever."
"I don't particularly think we can't complete the subjugation… but at this rate, a hard fight is inevitable."
"So what do we do? The fastest way is to neutralize that Siren commanding the Sahagin, but I… uugh, so dizzy… I'm not in any condition right now…"
"Kim Bok-soon is correct. A Siren is rated A-class because it can charm surrounding monsters and build its own army—its durability and combat power themselves are nothing special. Even Kim Bok-soon's magic bullets could easily neutralize it."
"The problem is she can't hit it!"
Putting distance between myself and Senior Seo-rin again, I lightly patted Bok-soon's swaying tits and asked,
"Hey, look here. How many fingers am I holding up?"
"Th-three…?"
"Good, you can see them. Then aim in the direction I'm pointing… no, not that way?! That's where Senior A-rang is!"
"You're the one who pointed there!"
Her vision was spinning and her body kept lurching, so she couldn't lock the muzzle on target…
I immediately pulled her into a back hug and said,
"Close your eyes."
"Kyah?! What are you trying to do?! That's way too sudden!"
"What? What's sudden about it?"
"This is sudden, isn't it? Who proposes in a place like this—ahgik?!"
"Quit the nonsense and close your eyes!"
"You wicked human…!!"
Only after a solid knuckle-rap to the head did Bok-soon finally shut her eyes.
I locked her firmly in place so she wouldn't sway, then whispered into her ear.
"Good. Now raise your hand! From there, turn toward one o'clock! That's it, that's it—no, no, too far! Keep the angle a little more and ease your arm toward twelve o'clock… shoot!"
BAAANG-!!
The instant the words left my mouth, Bok-soon's revolver spat fire and drove a magic bullet into a Sahagin's back.
"Did I hit it?!"
"You hit it, but it was the back!"
Thanks to her raised Magic and Intelligence stats, the magic bullets packed more lethal force now—but compared to how her shots had been punching clean through heads and hearts earlier, it was a little disappointing.
"Ugh, closing my eyes stops the dizziness and the queasiness, which is nice… but having to shoot relying only on your voice like this is driving me insane!"
"It's not like I can grab the gun myself and set the muzzle for you. We don't even have time for zeroing in—!"
"Seung-yong-ssi? You? Wh-why did you stop mid-sentence?"
"So basically, words alone aren't enough to set the muzzle precisely. Perfect! In that case…!!"
"In that… eh? Y-you?"
With that, I immediately started stripping off my armor.
"Master?! Why are you taking off your armor all of a sudden! It's dangerous!"
"You?! Wh-what on earth are you doing?!"
"What the hell is Seung-yong doing right now?!"
Everyone stared in shock at my sudden behavior and rushed to tell me to put the armor back on, but I firmly shook my head and spoke to Senior A-rang and the others in an equally firm voice.
"We're all still in one piece for now, but there's no guarantee we'll stay that way forever. If we keep fighting like this, we'll win eventually—but someone could get badly hurt along the way!"
"And what does that have to do with Master stripping off his armor?!"
"It has everything to do with it! This is me declaring my resolve to get every single one of us home in one piece so we can do filthy things together! And this is the first step toward that!"
"Kya-kyaaaah?! Why are you lifting me up?!"
"Step one: lift the Kkanf!"
Still reeling with shock and wobbling on her feet, Bok-soon let out a peeping shriek as I suddenly hoisted her into the air.
"Two! Next, I slam the Kkanf down onto my cock!"
"Sl-slam?! What did you just say?! What are you going to do?! H-have you lost your mind?! What kind of bullshit is—eughiiiik?! Y-you actually put it i—o-ooook…?!"
"Master?!"
"H-he did it! Seung-yong actually did it!"
SCHLRUUUP-♡
I hauled the thrashing Bok-soon up from my arms, locked her into a full nelson, and slammed her down onto my cock like a gorilla dunking a basketball.
"Hiiiiiiit…♡ Y-you insane human, you really are a sex maniac♡ A-are you trying to get stronger through dual cultivation…♡"
"You scarf down blood sausage soup and read martial arts novels too? And you call yourself elf nobility."
"Shiiit, why is it always me who ends up like this—hiik♡"
With Bok-soon now equipped in my cock slot, I immediately launched into action for the Siren subjugation.