Bok-soon's Axe Handle Is Rotting Away
With a sickening crack, a silence as miraculous as it was absolute fell over the hangar that until moments ago had been a marketplace of pure chaos.
Every living soul present was staring at Senior Arang, who still had the Siren by the throat.
And Senior Arang, as if she had been born a superstar, absorbed the combined gazes of people and monsters alike without the slightest flicker of tension. She only growled softly at the Siren caught in her grip, broadcasting her ice-cold fury to everyone in the room.
While they all held that silence as though bound by a silent pact—
Brrrrmph-♡
“Hiiiiiik♡ How can you cum inside me at a moment like this♡”
“How the hell am I supposed to hold it in? Who told you to clamp down that hard?”
“You’re blaming me for that?!”
Like the cry of a kite soaring above gunslingers locked in a life-or-death duel in some Western, Bok-soon’s lewd moans rang out. The Siren, still clutched in Senior Arang’s hand, stretched an arm toward her, desperately trying to force out a high-pitched song—
“Shut your mouth.”
—Kka, kaaaah…?!
Crrraaack—
As casually as yanking a weed from a field, Senior Arang squeezed and tore the Siren’s vocal cords clean out.
The Sahagin who had been about to charge her with their spears froze mid-step, staring in pure terror at their leader gagging and clutching its ruined throat.
The sultry black panther who had just read the fear in her prey’s eyes shot me and the squirming Bok-soon in my arms a quick wink, then began advancing on the Siren one deliberate step at a time.
—Kak, kya?! He, heeeeek?!
“Huh? What was that? You want me to protect those guys or something?”
With every step Senior Arang took, the Siren thrashed its arms and legs, trying desperately to back away. Completely terrified by the woman who had just ripped out its vocal cords with nothing but grip strength, it gestured frantically for its bodyguards to stop her—yet those same bodyguards were just as frightened of the woman who had casually mutilated an A-class monster bare-handed right before their eyes.
Instead of protecting their leader, they shuffled backward, opening a clean corridor between Senior Arang and the Siren. Watching them, she let out a soft, amused laugh.
“Tough luck. Even your underlings here say I’m too scary. They’re practically begging you, ‘Believe in the Captain!’ So how about it? Come at me once. You’re A-class, right? I’ve never killed an A-class before.”
—Kak, kak?!
The closer Senior Arang drew, the more frantically the Siren waved and kicked, but there was nowhere left to run from the woman who had already decided to end that ugly mug.
“Not gonna? Not gonna? Really not gonna? I’m gonna step on you, then. Starting with your feet and working my way up real slow. Like this?”
—Kak… Ki-kiiiiiiik?!
Crrraaack—!!
From the webbed feet and legs crushed beneath Senior Arang’s sole came a sound any listener would instantly recognize as “yeah, that’s broken.” She giggled at the Siren’s writhing agony, lifted the foot that had been grinding its shin, and set it deliberately on the creature’s knee, beginning to press down.
“If you were just going to die without doing a damn thing, you should’ve done that from the start. Why scream so loud you made our Seung-yong pull that stunt? Huh? Why make our Seung-yong ready to take a knife for you…!!”
“Huk, Senior Arang… you’re doing this for me…?!”
“What’s with that pure-hearted shojo-manga heroine face? It’s fucking disgusting, so drop it. Think about your own face, and—ngh♡ I-I don’t have anything to say so just—♡”
Crunch, crack-snap—!!
While I was busy slamming my cock into Bok-soon’s womb, Senior Arang shattered the Siren’s knee with the sound of dry firewood splitting. Then she climbed the thrashing body, crushing every joint and limb underfoot one after another.
When her boot finally reached the neck of the Siren that could no longer even scream properly, Senior Arang bent at the waist and slowly reached for that ugly head.
“I’ve waited long enough after all that, haven’t I?”
“Waited so long Bok-soon’s axe marks are about to rot.”
“Axe marks my ass! It’s axe handle, you idiot! Even this elf knows the saying ‘while the gods play, the axe handle rots’—you don’t?”
“I know. I just said it that way so you’d get pissed.”
“You little—! Nghiiiii♡ I-if it weren’t for this cock…♡”
I toyed with the breasts of Bok-soon, who was clamping down so hard she looked ready to fall apart in my arms, and watched Senior Arang with a racing heart as she finally seized the Siren’s half-torn throat.
Crrraack, crrraaack—!!
“There, there, hold still. It’ll be over soon.”
—…!!!
Hearing the ominous sounds coming from its own neck, the Siren realized Senior Arang meant to finish it and tried to resist—but its limbs had already been thoroughly destroyed.
The moment its eyes bulged so wide they looked ready to pop from their sockets—
“Up we go.”
Crrraaack-crack—!!
Like yanking an octopus out of the mudflats, Senior Arang slowly pulled the Siren’s head clean off.
“Wanna go eat braised anglerfish today?”
“Come on, if we’ve come all the way to the West Sea it has to be raw fish.”
“Yeah? Then how about flounder sekkoshi with braised silver pomfret?”
“Wow, you really know your food.”
“Braised silver pomfret sounds amazing! Braised silver pomfret and—aah♡ Stop talking and keep thrusting♡”
“Well, even if we technically came here for volunteer work, we still burned expensive gas driving all the way out to the West Sea. Feasting on fresh seafood wouldn’t be so bad.”
At our casual conversation the Sahagin began backing away one by one.
Choosing lunch or dinner menus while blood and flesh flew was everyday life for hunters, but doing it while casually holding a freshly ripped-off Siren head was apparently a bit much. Completely terrified, the creatures broke their encirclement.
Seeing that, Senior Arang—still gripping the spine dangling from the Siren’s neck—started spinning the head like a firebrand and charged the Sahagin with a roar.
“Then let’s just kill every last one of these bastards first and decide after!!”
Watching their leader butchered right in front of them was bad enough; watching Senior Arang use that leader’s head as a toy while charging them shattered what little fighting spirit the Sahagin had left. Without waiting for orders they turned and fled for their lives.
Senior Seo-rin let out a small breath of relief and shouted toward me and Bok-soon.
“Alright! Wipe out every last remnant!”
“I’m going to punch proper bullet holes in every single one I couldn’t shoot earlier!”
Time to restart the Sahagin slaughterhouse!
About an hour later.
“That’s the last one!”
—Keek?!
We finished the job by brutally caving in the skull of the final survivor that had scattered throughout the hangar trying to escape us. With every Sahagin parasitizing the Carrier Whale completely exterminated, we dragged our sweat-soaked bodies back to the center of the hangar where the Siren had met its gruesome end.
Brrrrmph-♡
“Heuuuugh♡ R-really! Stop cumming already♡ I’m seriously going to get pregnant at this rate♡”
“That’s the point of cumming inside. Besides, you’re the one who wouldn’t let go of my cock. Earlier when I tried to pull out you told me not to and clamped down even harder.”
“That was because… y-your cock made my legs give out! If I collapse because of that royal cock of yours and scrape my knees, are you going to take responsibility?!”
“What a convenient excuse.”
This from the girl who had desperately shaken her hips and milked my cock for all it was worth the moment I tried to set her down.
“Heh-heh, Seung-yong, look at this. Siren head! Wouldn’t it look cool if I taxidermied it?”
“Not even a little. It’d just reek of fish. And it’s ugly as hell.”
“That so? Considering the smell of your cum, it’s not that bad.”
“Hey, where’d that sudden sexual harassment come from?”
I was sighing at the shameless Kkanf’s brazenness and chatting with Senior Arang when Senior Seo-rin slipped up behind me and poked me in the back with a finger.
“Huh, Seo-rin? What’s up?”
“Um, Master? Now that the situation is settled… perchance, art thou not hungry?”
“N—”
“Aah?!”
“…♡”
This lewd Female Knight again?
“What the hell is Lee Seo-rin saying? Why’re you two having all the fun without me? Let me in on it too.”
Senior Arang tilted her head in confusion while Senior Seo-rin, still flushed from the intense physical activity, immediately reached for the clasps of her armor.