10. You've awakened the devil inside me
10. You've awakened the devil inside me
10.
The Chicken No-Stream-End Mission had started just like that, and now, 5 hours later...
"No, just stop dying already, fuck! You've been dying in these weird ways on purpose since earlier, right?!"
"Ahem... Oh dear~ My bad~."
[lololololololololololololololol]
[Eun-byeol bitch getting revenge lololololololol]
[This is fucking hilarious lolololololololol]
[Did you wanna hang with Ju-hyeok that long?]
[Top 10 hope torment for 5 hours lolololololololol]
This crazy bitch must've held a grudge from when I teased her, 'cause every time we hit top 10, she dies in some bullshit way. Suddenly charging into the enemy base in a car. Or shooting her gun while hiding and giving away her position.
Fuck, have some moderation, goddamn it. What the hell is this for 5 hours?! I turned on the broadcast around lunchtime, and now the sun's setting outside.
"If we don't get chicken, I'm coming over, tying you up, and fucking you raw, you bitch!"
"Ooh... Sounds good to me..."
[Reward incoming Shiver shiver shiver]
[Fuck, fuck me instead!!!!!!!!!]
[Ju-hyeok-nim, I'm always ready for you...]
[Sex Shiver shiver shiver]
Putting these hopeless fucks aside for a sec. This is a really crucial moment right now. Including me, there are 6 people left. I'm smack in the center of the circle, but enemies are scattered everywhere—one wrong move and I'm dead.
-Tututututututututu!
No car, just lying in a small ditch hiding while the enemies start fighting each other. Yeah, that's right—kill each other off.
"Please... PLEEEASE..."
"Please...... Please..."
[Different pleas lololololololol]
[Meanings differ but same words..]
[Eun-byeol bitch, isn't it almost your broadcast time? Why you doing this lololol]
[No clue, crazy bitch lost it lolololololol]
By the time the gunfire from the fighting enemies died down, only me and one enemy were left alive. Keep turtling. I'm in the center anyway, so they'll have to come to me.
Mouth open like a crocodile waiting for prey, holding my breath... Thud thud. Right in front of me now!
-Tututututututututu!
-Won! Chicken for dinner tonight!
"......WAAAAAAAAAAH! Chicken! Fuck yeeeeeeah CHIKEEEEEN!"
"Ah........"
"You go do your broadcast~ Saw your stream time's coming up soon~. I'm ending mine. Good work!"
"Hey... Ju-hyeok......"
-The broadcast has ended.
I shut down the broadcast and Discord quick before Eun-byeol or the viewers could say shit.
Haa... Thought I was gonna die for real. Drained every last drop of energy. If I wasn't getting used to the game bit by bit, I probably would've jumped out during the enemy fight without thinking and died—chicken be damned.
Turned on my phone I'd tossed on the bed for the broadcast, and Yoo Seo-ah had sent a ton of KakaoTalks.
Yoo Seo-ah: Ju-hyeok-ah, it's a broadcast so I'll understand..
Yoo Seo-ah: But a guy talking about sex and shit? No way!
...
...
...
She must've watched the broadcast of me gaming with Eun-byeol. Come to think of it, gotta work on changing Seo-ah's mindset... I want other girls too! Like Eun-byeol...
Kim Ju-hyeok: No overimmersion, it was for the broadcast, no ulterior motives
Sent the reply to Seo-ah and lay on the bed, deep in thought.
But how do I get revenge on this demon bitch...
*
-What the fuck is this guy's deal?
(Kim Ju-hyeok broadcast capture)
Went to the gallery 'cause everyone's talking about this dude
Haven't been on Internet Broadcasting Gallery in a few days and some weirdo no-cam bitch has 6000 viewers? What?
[If you don't get it, read the concept posts properly]
[Figure it out smartly, dumbass lololol]
[Internet Broadcasting Gallery's toy these days]
ㄴ[Bullshit lololol these days Ju-hyeok's the trend that's what it means]
ㄴ[Toy my ass lol]
-Today was legendary lolololololololol
Galju and Eun-byeol bitch gaming together was hilarious af lolololol
Galju drops some weird line and Eun-byeol bitch freaks out lololol
Pissed off she does Chicken No-Stream-End but keeps dying on purpose lolololololololol
Galju pissed and finally gets chicken then instantly ends broadcast lolololololol
Fuck this is hilarious lolololololololol
[Fr today legendary lolololololol]
[The 'good with other things besides guns' line was peak lolololololol]
ㄴ[You didn't get it at first either]
[What does 'good at shooting besides guns' mean you otaku fucks tell me]
ㄴ[Didn't watch Galju's broadcast? Dumbass life regret, watch VOD]
ㄴ[Only guys can shoot 'semen' dumbass lololololololol]
[Fr he dropped that? He's a real dude?]
ㄴ[Our Galju's got the qualities]
I'd checked before and it was all about me, so after Broadcast End I ate while browsing—yep, concept posts flooded with my stuff. 6000 viewers, huh. Didn't notice 'cause I was focused on the game. Not my viewers anyway, just Eun-byeol fans, so no big thrill.
"But no matter how I think about it, I'm still pissed..."
Scrolling concept posts, thinking of Eun-byeol dying on purpose nonstop, anger bubbling up again.
"...Hm?"
-Galju and Bague date Eun-byeol bitch Rell broadcast go go go go
Thinking of revenge on Eun-byeol, I saw a post and hopped into her broadcast.
[Eun-byeol going Grandmaster today]
"That when I threw with Ju-hyeok-nim earlier? I didn't throw, I tried hard~."
Entered the broadcast and she's wearing a white sleeveless top, chatting with viewers. Talking about the game with me and Bague earlier. What? Tried hard?
"Enough about Ju-hyeok-nim's broadcast! I'm seriously going Grandmaster today. At 400 points now, win a few and it's my first ever Grandmaster in life."
Hearing that sparked a perfect revenge idea. Set down my food, rushed to the PC, fired up Rell. Not my Challenger main, the Master smurf.
"You're fucking dead..."
Shouldn't have fucked with me. People have limits, if it was once or twice whatever, but over 10 games for 5 hours? I could feel the demon inside me crawling up.
"Please, please take the bait..."
Sniper queues don't always go my way, so I knelt on the chair, hands clasped in prayer. Enemy or teammate, doesn't matter. Enemy? Smash 'em. Teammate? Throw. Smurf nick's 'Kim Ju-hyeok1' so they'll know it's me, but fuck it? Couldn't hold back the rage.
-Thunk.
Queue popped, checked allies—no Eun-byeol. So enemy then... Banpick starts, eyes on her screen.
"Thank you, God...!"
Banpick shows enemy side. Her lane mid. Mine too. Everyone chant she's dead.
Eun-byeol's Nipple: For real Ju-hyeok?
Barks Upon Seeing Beast: Looks real? Insane record, 88% winrate
Eun-byeol's Nipple: Wow fuck this dude came for revenge lololololol
Little Star Has Died: Scary ass crazy fuck lolol beast bitch poked the demon lolol
Our team's other snipers recognized me and chatted, but I wasn't in the mood. How to make this bitch suffer for real...
-Eun-byeol's Nipple donated 10,000 won!
You're fucked, Ju-hyeok on enemy team lolololololololol
"What? What bullshit."
Then a donation in her broadcast outs me on enemy team. One of my teammates must've sniped there. So what if she knows? Dodge? Do it. I'll keep sniping.
[If real legendary lolololol]
[Nah probably not]
[Seeing how pissed Ju-hyeok was earlier, maybe lolol]
While she's doubting if it's really me, picks end and loading starts.
Kim Ju-hyeok1 [LeBlanc]
"No way? Just some other sniper changed name to fuck with me? Don't mess around!"
Kim Ju-hyeok1 [LeBlanc]: Why'd you do that to me?
Kim Ju-hyeok1 [LeBlanc]: Tell me
Kim Ju-hyeok1 [LeBlanc]: Why'd you do that to me?
Kim Ju-hyeok1 [LeBlanc]: Tell me, did you really mean to No-Stream-End me all day?
Kim Ju-hyeok1 [LeBlanc]: 5 hours under you! Like a dog!
To deny her reality, loading ends, ingame chat spam.
"YAAAAAAAAAAH! This ain't right!"
[lololololololololololololololol]
[Total psycho lololololololololol]
[Fucking scary lololololololol]
[Fr lololololololololol]
[Real madness lolololololololololol]
Laning against her Sylas pick.
-Thumbs up.
Kim Ju-hyeok1 [LeBlanc]: Grandmaster? Sending you to Diamond
Kim Ju-hyeok1 [LeBlanc]: You fucked with the wrong guy today
I'll show you the hell I felt.