9. Wanna have sex?
9. Wanna have sex?
9.
Safely landing and entering the house to pick up a gun the moment.
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Tududududu. The sound of a massacre rings out. What the hell, she's good? Just like she's not called President Bague for nothing, people drop dead every time the gunfire cracks. Already 6 kills...
"The surrounding area's mostly cleared, so just watch out for hiders and finish up your farming."
"Uh... Yep!"
[lololololololol]
[Sniper bastards, try harder, what are you doing?]
[They let loose one beast and the snipers can't do shit lololololol]
[Look at those early-game potshots lololol]
[Doesn't matter, once the safe zone shrinks, they'll brain-freeze and turn into idiots anyway, right?]
Just a bit ago, I thought she was some crazy bitch flip-flopping all over the place... but damn, she's kinda cool. People really change when they're focused on something, huh.
"Teacher-nim, I'm done farming!"
"There's a car at the spot I pinged, so grab that and come here."
I opened the map to check the ping Eun-byeol had marked. It's a bit far...
[Thug bastard lololololololol]
[She's making Ju-hyeok go fetch a far-off car while hogging the close one lolololololol]
[As expected of Lee Eun-byeol! Treats everyone equal when it's game time lololol]
[Crazy bitch lololololol]
Ah... so there was one nearby after all. Well, since Eun-byeol's better at the game, playing pack mule like this is whatever...
Tututututututu.
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"Ah, fuck, hider!"
"...Excuse me?"
[lololololololololololololol]
[lolololololololol]
[She tells him to watch out and gets got herself lololololol]
[Bug katkatkatkat!]
[ID says it's a sniper lololololol]
She told me to watch out and then she gets killed. Sigh... yeah, life's always been solo. I stopped heading for the car and carefully crept toward where Eun-byeol died.
"Just bail now, grab a car and run..."
"Ah, shut up! Be quiet, I can't hear!"
"Yep..."
She's chattering while a sniper's out there. Might as well kill 'em here and be done with it. Running off in a car? They'll just chase anyway. The chat's cracking up over me yelling at Eun-byeol and going casual with her, but I couldn't laugh. Insane tension. Dying means kissing a million won goodbye.
"Sounds like it's that building up ahead..."
I hid behind a wall and watched the windows of the building where the sound came from. Lure 'em out? I peeked out, and the enemy poked their head out the window, aiming. Tututututututu. I ducked just in time—otherwise, dead.
Then, maybe knowing it was my first Bague and trying to troll me, they sat and stood provocatively in front of the window, so I blasted 'em.
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"Ooooh, what the~ Nice shot. First time?"
[Just drops dead like that]
[Ju-hyeok kills the sniper who killed Eun-byeol?]
[But aim ain't bad lololololololol]
[Pretty good shooter, huh? Knew it from the range earlier, but first gun in 2 hours lololol]
First time shooting and getting a kill, but feels like I'm the one getting teased. Pissing me off?
"Not that gun, but I shoot something else even better..."
"Huh? What else besides guns?"
[?]
[?]
[What?]
[Ah lolololololololololololol]
[Crazy high-level drip lolololololololololol]
[What is it, fuck, tell me]
[Something only guys can shoot lolololololol]
"Ah........"
Figuring out my implication late, Eun-byeol went silent, and the chat exploded with sex harassment again. You started it. Enjoy.
Leaving dazed-out Eun-byeol behind in another world for a sec, I grabbed a car from the garage of the house where the sniper died and started moving.
"Excuse me, Teacher-nim. Where am I going?"
"...Y-yeah? Uh... w-well..."
[Can't snap out of it lololololololol]
[Never seen a guy drop lines like that before?]
[Total psycho lolololololol]
[Eun-byeol meets her match in crazy for the first time lololololol]
At game start she was all "just follow me," but one spicy line and she's a puberty girl. This is fun?
"Teaaacher-niiiim~ Where am I suuupposed to gooo~?"
"Ah... just follow my ping..."
Opened the map—ping's smack in the safe zone center, a ditch in the open field.
"Hmm... You like exposed spots like this, huh~. Bolder than you look..."
"...H-huh? Y-yeah?"
"Sometimes that's fun too. All that tension."
"Huh? Y-yeah...?"
This what they mean by "broken"? So fun. No matter how I think, I've turned pervert since coming to this world. Girls getting mad, flustered... all swept up in emotions because of me? Too exciting. More precisely, girls reacting to my words and actions is what's fun.
Meanwhile, arrived at the spot Eun-byeol pinged.
"Teacher-nim, so what play do you want now?"
"...Huh?"
"Like a position you want... or something?"
"No, why do you keep saying weird shit..."
[Stop teasing, fuck lololololololol]
[Eun-byeol's reactions are hilarious lolololololol]
[Total good girl in front of other guys lololololol]
[lololololololol]
[First time seeing Eun-byeol like this lolololol]
"No, like what do I do now? Lie down? Look somewhere? Shoot if they come? You know."
"Ah...... Haa... Yeah, just hide till someone shows..."
Realizing I'm teasing, she sighs. Wait, I meant game stuff? Totally wholesome convo—Eun-byeol's the one with dirty thoughts. Tangtangtangtang.
Whoa, almost died. Sniper from afar, I dropped prone quick.
"Babe! Someone's peeping on us! So embarrassing, what do we do..."
"...Stop teasing."
"Yep."
"......Sigh."
Teased too much? But... reactions too fun... Face red, fidgeting—whew, thrilling. While pondering how to tease more, a grenade explodes right in front of my character.
-Kwaaang!
"Uwaak! Scared me! Teacher-nim, what do I do! What to do!"
"Calm down! Chill! Listen for where it's coming from!"
Startled by the blast, I whipped the mouse around hunting the enemy. Tinnitus from the grenade faded, and I heard movement behind me.
-Tututututututu.
I stood my prone character, spun, and unloaded on the guy right there.
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"Got 'em...!"
-Tangtangtangtang. Thud
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[It happens. We all have off days.]
Ah...... That sniper from before was still around... Didn't think of that. Wait, my mission? My million won!
"Aaaaaah! My 1 million! My first missioooon!"
"Calm down... First Bague and you expect chicken? How hardcore is this game."
"...What do you know! It was my first mission from a stream!"
"Ugh......"
[lololololololololololololol]
[lolololololololol]
[lolololololololololololol]
[Shot so well but such bad luck lololololol]
[Safe zone center perfect too lolololol]
-Eun-byeol's Right Butt Cheek-nim donated 1,000,000 won!
Calm down;;; Here's this, call Chicken No-Stream-End instead?
A godsend donation hits while I'm moping over mission fail.
"Woooow! Thank youuu! Love you! Wanna have sex with me?"
"Heyyyy! Please don't say that kinda shit, you guy!"
[Fuck, sex with Ju-hyeok for 1 mil?]
[Sex and check if it's 26 cm]
[Massive psycho lololololololol]
[Total nutjob lololololololol]
Whoops, slipped out my true feelings.
"Uh, but Chicken No-Stream-End? Uh... Eun-byeol-nim, you'll help, right?"
"Sigh... Let's go."
"Love you, Eun-byeol-nim! Wanna have sex with me?"
"No, fuck, stop saying that!"
Was sincere...... Too mean. She wants it too.