11. This isn't right?
11. This isn't right?
11.
"Aaaah! Why won't it hit meee!"
She pokes at me with auto-attacks, and since she's super pissed, she throws every skill at me, but I dodge them all one by one without using any skills myself, just swaying my hips.
"No way, that's a bug!! How the hell doesn't it hit even onceee!"
[lololololololololololol]
[Didn't even use W, just pure movement to dodge everything lololol]
[That demonic fucker never hits with skills lololololol]
[Just spamming auto-attacks like a spoon murderer lolol]
There are lots of ways to piss off the enemy as Rell. You could focus one guy and keep killing him over and over, or not kill him even when you could and just torment him.
Auto. Auto. Auto. W. Auto. Auto. Auto.
-Thumbs up.
Like right now, when you could kill them but intentionally leave them low HP and send a thumbs-up emoticon...
"Heyyyy! You fuck! Just kill me already! Just kill meee!"
She can't control her rage and charges forward with no HP left, flailing to land even one hit on me. Well, if she wants to die, I guess I should oblige.
-Enemy killed!
"No way, what the hell is our jungler doing! LeBlanc is camped under our tower, what are you doing!"
What do you mean what... Our team's jungler is useless as hell. I've been focused on tormenting Eun-byeol, but I've been pinging the enemy jungler's position to our jungler here and there. Not flaming or anything, just marking the jerks I spot on the map and predictable spots, and our jungler goes and beats them up. With mid-lane dominance like this, what can the jungler even do.
Kim Ju-hyeok1[LeBlanc] : Why'd you do that to me?
Eun-byeol's Nipple[Renekton] : lololololololol
Eun-byeol's Nipple[Renekton] : You got totally fucked, Non-God Connection lololololol
I'm a Beast[Sylas] : Teacher, I really fucked up, I feel it in my bones. Can you please give me one chance? I really wanna see Grandmaster just once in my life.
After Eun-byeol dies, I ask again in chat, and now they finally chat. Too late.
Kim Ju-hyeok1[LeBlanc] : Go in your next life.
"Aaaah! For real!"
-Trululululu.
I killed Eun-byeol one more time after she respawns and returns to lane. A bit later, along with her screaming on stream, a Discord call comes in. Should I pick up?
"What."
"Excuse me, Ju-hyeok-nim. Why are you doing this to me? I even helped with your Broadcast today!"
"......You insulted me."
"No fuck, stop joking around! What the hell do I have to do! I even got on my knees! I raised my hands! Can't you just help me once for real?"
[lololololololol]
[What a total psycho lololololol]
[Holy shit this is hilarious lolololololol]
[Game's fucking ruined lololololololol]
While we're on call, the game ends with the enemy surrender. Their mid and jungler were wrecked, snowballing the whole team into oblivion...
Anyway, should I just let it slide... Looking at the stream screen after the game, there's Eun-byeol on her knees. Her massive tits about to burst and her armpits visible from raising her hands... Fuck, that's hot.
"Sexy dance."
"...Pardon?"
"Do a sexy dance and I'll duo you to Grandmaster."
"......I'm a girl, you know?"
"That's why I wanna see it? So dance or no deal. Decide quick."
"......Fuck! Fine, I'll dance!"
[No we hate it fuck!!!!!!!!!!]
[Stop the sexy dance!!!!!!!]
[What the fuck, a girl doing sexy dance you fucking idiot!!!!]
[Stop!!!!!!]
[What a crazy bastard lololololololol]
The chat starts flooding with hate toward me over my sexy dance demand. What does it matter if you don't wanna see it? I wanna see it.
Meanwhile, on screen, she pushes her chair aside, clicks her mouse a few times, and Vietnamese music starts playing. Oh... This world has this too?
"Haa...... Fuck, how did I end up......"
"No whining. Dance with a happy expression, no complaints."
"Huu...... Yes. Got it......"
[Aaah fuck my eyes nooooooo]
[Fuck those are supposed to flop but why are they jiggling so much you fucking bitch!!!]
[Stop right now!!!!!!]
[It only means something if a guy dances it fuck!!!!!!!!!!]
And so her sexy dance begins... and it gives me a boner. Oh yeah... Those jiggling tits and her pale armpits exposed from putting both hands on her head... Before I know it, I've pulled down my pants and started stroking my junior.
-Tap tap tap tap tap.
About 10 minutes into staring at the screen in a daze as the song plays, I feel it coming. Ungh, gonna cum......
"Haa... Cumming..."
"Haa haa... So tiring...... Huh?"
"Eyes... Wanna fuck?"
"Ah seriously stop saying that shit! You're confusing people..."
[That fucker really jerking off? Voice sounds so horny?]
[No way you crazy bitch lololololol]
[That slutty fucker keeps asking anyone for sex]
[Ju-hyeok, you wanna keep pissing off noona? Wanna see me go insane for real?]
[Confusing? Fuck if you catch feelings for Ju-hyeok I'll kill you]
I was dead serious though... Haa... This is bad... Suddenly I wanna fuck so bad.
"Anyway, sexy dance is done, so you'll help me now, right? Say no and I won't let it slide!"
"Yeees... I got it... Haaa..."
"No, don't make your voice so sexy!"
"But... I wanna fuck so bad right now..."
"Ugh... Yes, yes. Just accept the invite quick."
"......Tch."
She's gotten so used to me saying this stuff that she just brushes it off no matter what. Ugh fuck it, whatever, time to game. Hope Seo-ah comes tomorrow quick...
"Accepted. Let's go."
"Ju-hyeok-nim, if you throw I'm not letting it slide. I really wanna hit Grandmaster. For real!"
"Yess yess. I know, let's go."
"Something feels off......"
"Then don't do it."
"No no no! Sorry! I misspoke!"
Pfft. Guess she really wants Grandmaster that bad. Fine, I'll win a few quick ones and jerk off after.
"Bot duo?"
"Bot duo? Me as Support?"
"Of course I'm Support."
"......Why? Just take a lane and carry, it'd be faster."
"Nah...... That's bad manners. In Master tier, that'd be too cheesy."
".........That's exactly what you just did to me! It's okay when you do it to me but not to others?"
Nah, situations are different. Earlier I was pissed and sniped without thinking ahead. Honestly, even if people flame, it's a situation where you just shut up and take it. A Challenger suddenly sniping a Master tier streamer on a smurf? And not just any Challenger, but another broadcaster?
Right now lots of people like me, but give it time and there'll definitely be haters jealous, envious, or just hating for no reason.
So I gotta prepare for that. Truth is, it's all excuses—I just wanna play Support. Duo-botting on Discord with a girl has been my dream.
"Don't worry, I'll win even as Support. Don't trust me?"
"That's not it...... Ah whatever, fuck it let's try! But if we lose, mid next?"
"Okey dokey. Don't worry, I'll get you to Grandmaster."
"Haa...... Why do I keep feeling uneasy..."
She keeps not trusting me. If you can't trust a Challenger, who the hell can you trust...
*
"Yaaah! Why is mid feeding! Aaaah! Jungler's here! I'm dead!"
"Uh...... Our team mid isn't responding...... It was a sure kill...... Kabai."
"No, excuse me! You said you'd carry, why do you keep abandoning lane and dying elsewhere!"
"......Sorry."
I dunno either. Seriously, they're not responding? It's a winnable fight but they don't engage, and when I go in they ditch me and run—what can I do? I'm just a tool...
Is everyone an actor? Everyone except me and Eun-byeol is throwing on purpose? Trying to make us lose? Doesn't make sense to me. It was a sure kill, I swear?
asdddds : Fuck this tool bitch roaming every lane dying and ruining all lanes?
Eun-byeol's Nipple : No Ju-hyeok why are you playing support so badly you can't even hold lane it's fucking annoying
asdddds : How'd you even hit Master, account share? One bitch Ji-hoon ruined the game
In the end, we lose because of me roaming everywhere and dying.
"Ju-hyeok-nim..."
"Yup."
"Go lane. Nicely."
"Yup..."
This is so weird... No way this happens...
"Hey."
"Yes?"
"You don't know what 'lane' means?"
"Yessir... I'll switch..."
Switched main position from Support to mid. Was gonna make it up this time but kabai...