Beauty Professor Lu Yurou
"I know another fun story! Back then, the governor's son fell head over heels for Professor Lu Yurou at first sight. He pulled out all the stops to pursue her—set up a flower formation outside the school and launched fireworks for a confession. The whole spectacle was earth-shaking, romantic to the max. But guess what? She ended up accusing him of sexual harassment! If he wasn't the governor's son, he'd probably have been locked up for a few days."
Xiao Yi turned his head in surprise, looking at Tang Jingyan. "You're saying that's all true?"
"Of course it's true! Professor Lu Yurou is the cream of the crop, you know? You really not gonna go save her?"
Tang Jingyan grinned slyly. "But if you use the same tricks on her that you did on us, she might not take kindly to it. Everyone who knows her says she's famously chaste and fierce about it."
"It's the end times now. What tricks do you need to deal with a woman? Just take her by force, done. Master, you're still too kind!" Shen Ting Ting said dismissively.
"That'd be no fun. Master doesn't lack for women anymore, so why bother? I think we need to conquer Professor Lu Yurou psychologically. That's what gives real satisfaction." Li Wan Ning disagreed.
Tang Ning Ning adjusted her glasses, her voice tinged with resentment. "I think Master can barely handle us as it is... Hmph..."
All the beauties around him were already Xiao Yi's women, but she still wasn't. It made Tang Ning Ning feel inferior.
Especially since Li Wan Ning and Shen Ting Ting often gossiped privately about their fun times with Xiao Yi in bed, leaving Tang Ning Ning feeling all twisted up inside.
But Tang Ning Ning might have misunderstood Xiao Yi. He hadn't laid a hand on her yet because she'd spoken up for him back then—he saw her as a good girl and didn't want to force her.
Who knew his well-intentioned restraint would spark this misunderstanding...
Xiao Yi listened to the women's chatter and was utterly speechless.
C-grade Zombie Corpse Burial Complete!
+20 End Coins
+4 Agility Attributes
+2 Physique Attributes
+1 Stamina Attribute
Level 2 Tomb Cleared. Ready for Next Burial.
While the women were brainstorming ways for Xiao Yi to win the beauty professor's heart, a synthetic electronic voice suddenly rang in his mind.
This haul was heavy on Agility attributes, with boosts to Physique and Stamina too. Xiao Yi was quite satisfied.
No special skills this time, though.
C-grade Zombie Corpse Burial Complete!
+25 End Coins
+3 Agility Attributes
+1 Physique Attribute
+1 Stamina Attribute
Item Acquired: Biochemical Claw
Level 2 Tomb Cleared. Ready for Next Burial.
"Biochemical Claw?" This C-grade zombie had dropped a special material.
"System, what is the Biochemical Claw?"
The Biochemical Claw is a special claw evolved by this type of zombie. Incredibly hard, flexible, and razor-sharp.
"Any use for it?" Xiao Yi didn't see how the Biochemical Claw would help him.
Sin Blade (Beginner): Upgrade requires Biochemical Claw x5, Biochemical Demon Whisker x2.
"So it's for upgrading the Sin Blade. Wonder what new abilities it'll have after the upgrade..."
Xiao Yi nodded thoughtfully.
The Biochemical Demon Whisker was probably that weird fleshy tendril on the burly zombie's head.
Corpses Currently Being Buried
Estimated Time: 2 Hours
Over there, the women had dutifully started burying the other two C-grade agility zombies.
Xiao Yi grabbed his Sin Blade, leaped down from the city wall, and dashed toward the Teachers' Dormitory.
The Teachers' Dormitory was five stories tall, and the beauty professor was on the fourth floor.
Maybe because the dorm gate was open when the apocalypse hit, the corridors were swarming with zombies.
The fourth floor, where Lu Yurou was, had dozens gathered already, drawn by her cries for help.
Lu Yurou desperately jabbed at the zombies outside with a sharpened iron rod, shouting through the security window's bars toward the outside.
But she wasn't calling toward Xiao Yi and the others in the City of Sin—she was yelling at a boys' dorm building across the way.
On the boys' dorm diagonally opposite her, a few guys were climbing out a window on ropes, apparently scavenging other rooms for supplies.
They'd noticed her shouts, of course, but ignored her completely.
The one guy who even acknowledged her gave a wicked grin and started jerking off with one hand right at her.
It was the end times—everyone was just trying to survive.
Who gave a damn about anyone else?
Seeing the guys across the way brush her off, even making lewd gestures, Lu Yurou stopped shouting in despair and slumped onto the sofa, staring blankly at the wall.
But soon, she heard chopping sounds from outside, and the zombies' banging and growling faded away.
She jumped up and peered through the security window.
The zombies outside her window had all been drawn away.