I am a full-time internet streamer, and my community is an absolute, unhinged hellscape. For some reason, I possess a unique passive trait that attracts the most toxic, chaotic viewers on the internet. Whenever the algorithm slows down or the community simply gets bored, my viewers, anti-fans, and rival internet communities band together to orchestrate a massive, coordinated witch hunt against me—otherwise known as "stepping on me to murder my career."

One day I'm getting canceled because the way I breathed looked "arrogant," and the next day there's a trending conspiracy theory that I'm a secret villain mastermind.

Fortunately, I am blessed with a completely unbothered, titanium-grade mental fortress and an accidental knack for turning absolute disasters into viral content. While the entire internet throws a massive tantrum trying to ruin my life, I casually dodge their malicious traps, turn their fabricated controversies into legendary stream highlights, and profit immensely off their hate. To the public, I look like a tragic, long-suffering genius surviving a brutal cybernetic hellscape; to my toxic anti-fans, I am an unkillable internet monster who grows wealthier and more popular with every single witch hunt they throw at me.