The Doppelganger Who Refuses to Die
"...Come on, you guys. Think about this logically. The bat's way longer than a stick, and it's being swung around. How the hell can ordinary people even get close with just a stick?"
-LMAO
-Those bat-chung guys are the problem. They never consider that they're actually tired themselves.
-It's simple. Just dodge once and swing the stick anywhere and it's instant win for the bat guy.
-What the hell are you talking about? If you're going to dodge, then dodge the bat too!
-HAHAHAJIRAL
-Is this the real thing?
-Fresh comment, and another dumb bait. How's that?
While I was eating, with nothing better to do, I was killing time by opening a gold cup for a surprise bat-streak-dodge event. Then that guy came along and really started bugging me.
「Anonymous user has charged 1,000 Jeollyeok.
Ttidya Poteng, congrats! You're going to live longer now, right?」
"Damn it, again?"
-HAHAHA
-HAHAHA
-Eating like this, huh?
-This time I'll really dodge it! Go ahead and try!
"What dodge? Animal abuse? What kind of crazy person is that? In a hunting game, when you kill a game animal, does that count as animal abuse? Anyway, those Sako bastards are always trying to kill people. Sako isn't Soccer Korea, it's Psychopath Korea!"
I let out a huge sigh and opened my internet browser to log into Sako. I needed to figure out exactly what the hell I had done that was making those Time Travelers guys so obsessed with taking me out.
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