Nemsu's Extreme Stanning Guide (1)
Refunds are absolutely not happening. What a pain.
When am I even going to get around to that!! I'd rather just go all-in on extreme stanning.
That's right!! Starting today, I am Nemsu.
It means Nem-mo broth, and I am going to put Nemsu's Extreme Stanning Method into practice.
I don't watch her streams that often, but I know how to praise someone.
It's my ultimate wish, after all…!! I know better than anyone. I'll extreme-stan her into every last corner.
Just trust me. Starting today, I am Nemsu.
Shall I look for things to praise? Ah… no. That's not praise.
I almost lost my way again.
I wasn't trying to praise her. I was supposed to protect Nem-mo from the haters.
The hate was… right. Ah. The dating rumors about Nem-mo and Hacheong-daejang. That was the hate.
"Snap out of it!!"
I bolted upright and held a perfect attention posture, sharp as a knife.
Focus. Focus. Focus. Focus!!
There. That should clear out every stray thought.
I sat back down and clacked away at the keyboard… so, right. Nem-mo and Hacheong… no, Kos dating… evidence.
One search and a pile of posts came up.
I read each one carefully. I don't usually "read carefully," but I have to extreme-stan, don't I.
"Hmm…"
Even a fool like me can tell there's no wriggling out of this. It's way too detailed.
The evidence is airtight. No escape.
First of all. Their secret account got exposed. This is… ugh. Idiots.
Even I wouldn't make a mistake like that. A secret account being an alt… yeah, of course they got caught… Ah. No… I am Nemsu.
Extreme-stan!! Extreme-stan… so. Um… it was a hack.
Yes. She's a hacking victim. Hac~king vic~tim~ viiic… ehehe.
That was actually funny just now. A little melody popped into my head. Hac~king vic~tim~ viiic. Ehehe.
"Ah… aah. No."
Snap out of it. Yu Seona. You. You are doing something extremely important right now. Are you going to keep wandering off the path? You're in trouble!!
I scolded myself once. Now, back to focus.
So the alt account got caught. How do I extreme-stan my way out of this? Hacking is too weak.
"A robber blackmailed her" sounds more plausible.
"Hmm…"
I need to come up with something good and creative. Otherwise I can't become Nemsu.
The alt was a mistake. Yes. A mistake. What kind of idiot… would do something even I wouldn't do? This is clearly a mistake.
It can't be evidence. Good, good.
Next… they took several photos in similar compositions. And around the same time of day, too… I can rebut this.
They just got hacked. It was a hack. Ah, no.
Do the extreme-stanning properly. You can do this. Yu Seona can do this. Think of something.
"Ugh… my head. Throbbing."
Run the brain at 100%. Even if it kills me!! Graaaaaaah!! I'll try. I have to try!!
Hmm… what kind of plausible excuse is there?
Ah!! Let's go with this. So, the truth is… they're engaged. The two of them are going to get married.
This works!! Some people can't forgive a girlfriend but will accept a married woman.
A whale donor could be like that… ah.
No matter how I look at it, that was pure delusion.
"Again."
They're actually aliens… Ah!! It's a coincidence on the level of winning the lottery. The truth is, they ha~~~~~aaaappened to, completely by chance, Nem-mo and Hacheong-daejang, at the haa~~~~ppening time, right then… haa~~~~~ppening at that moment. Uh.
They met by pure coincidence. That's it.
It was genuinely just a coincidence. Otherwise it doesn't make any sense.
"Right. Coincidence… all of it…"
Extreme stanning is not easy. How do you extreme-stan in a situation like this? I skimmed through the comments.
Nothing but insults. This isn't easy… even I can tell it's hard.
Looks like a tough fight ahead.
I scratched the back of my head.
But. I have to overcome this… that's how I become Nemsu. Even evidence that looks perfect… could have been fabricated, right?
Ahaha. That's right. I am Nemsu. All I have to do is extreme-stan.
Yes!! Let's try a lecture on how to extreme-stan today. I can do this.
I have to extreme-stan for as much as I got sponsored. That's why I took the sponsorship!!
"I can do this. Yu Seona. You've got this. I will extreme-stan properly for you."
I opened my phone and diligently wrote out a script.
Just in case Nem-mo shows up, for defense purposes… I spun every last gear in my brain and wrote it down.
The birth of a masterpiece. Ehehe.
I should hurry and start the stream.
The longer I delay, the worse Nem-mo's image gets. I need to get there fast and help restore it.
That is the duty of me, Yu Seona.
"I'm going!! Mom, give me the supply pack!! I have to leave right now. Ah… ah. Right."
There's something I need Nem-mo's permission for.
If I'm going to keep mentioning Nem-mo… I have to get her permission.
That's manners.
I logged into Discord and wrote out a long, careful message.
That should do it.
My master is definitely moved by my sincere writing.
"Okay!!"
Permission secured. Then I'll extreme-stan her right away, right away.
Is she so moved she's crying right now? Ehehe.
A disciple has to give a master's love right back.
"Nice!! Let's do this. Nemsu… becomes the god of extreme stanning."
The second I got there I scarfed down kiwis like crazy, then immediately went live.
No gaming today.
Become Nemsu and praise without end. Nem-mo… I'm doing that World Cup.
I'm going to extreme-stan like a maniac.
I will revere her as a god. I am Nemsu. The god of extreme stanning.
"Hello, everyone?"
"I have content planned for today. Ahahaha."
Excellent. Having content fires me up. Today I am a streamer with actual content!!
Curious what it is? Dying to know?
"Shall I tell you? Raise your hands if you're curious!!"
"Nobody. Then I'll just tell you myself. You know how yesterday Nem-mo and I officially became master and disciple, right? Today I'll be running a Nem-mo World Cup. Getting-to-know-you day."
I said it with full confidence. I really have to get close with Nem-mo. Like, we… we're an official master-disciple pair now.
You're supposed to put it out there to the outside world… that's when it becomes official.
No matter how much you talk about it privately, if you don't show it externally, it's not official.
That's just a leak.
Ahaha. What should I do? What is Nem-mo good at? Nem-mo… ooh!!
I went into the World Cup site and found a Nem-mo song collection.
That's the one for today.
I don't listen to a single song normally, but I'm doing this because I want to be master and disciple with Nem-mo.
It's not because the whale in Nem-mo's stream sponsored five million won.
It's really because I want to learn from Nem-mo.
"Ah, one thing I should say. The whale in Nem-mo's stream sponsored a lot, so… uh. It's not like I'm doing a Nem-mo World Cup because of that!! Like I said yesterday, uh… I like Nem-mo. I was moved by her RP consistency. For real, her RP consistency. I can only stick to a decision for thirty minutes, but Nem-mo went four days. A whole four days. I should learn from that, right?"
Chat's getting a little rough… I almost started sweating. Nothing I can do about it today. This is awkward.
If I don't want it to stay awkward, I need to lock down chat management properly.
"I'm clamping down hard on chat today. Permanent bans, no exceptions. Neoul, Pyeong-nim. Both of you, manage this tightly. Like… no mercy. Straight permanent ban."
I don't usually do this kind of thing.
But I have to. I can take everything else, you know? I handle insults aimed at me just fine. Why? Because that's just haters. You can ignore haters and be done with it.
But she might not think of it as mere haters.
How sad would that be. She could just ignore it, but she can't, so she gets hurt… and that would be sad.
"Starting now…!! First song."
She's good. The song is really nice. No… Nem-mo… she sings so well. I'm jealous.
Respect flooding in again. My master is so cool!!
"She really sings well. Wow. Amazing. A round of applause from me!!"
"It's really good. Bad comments get banned."
I kept savoring the song. It was delicious. She sings so well. I want to learn. How is she so VTuber-like? Nothing but praise coming out of me.
Can't help it. Time for some extreme stanning.
"Kyaah!! A musician has arrived. Nem-mo, what even is this vocal power~? This vocal power is just~!!! I am just completely… starting today, I am Nemsu. What is Nemsu??? It means Nem-mo broth. Yu Seona is officially Nemsu."
That should have gotten through, right? Today I am in Nemsu mode.
As a genuine Nemsu, I will extreme-stan Nem-mo.
"The song is just… Nobel Prize tier. Ahahaha!! The song is like… giving me energy!! You asking what song it is? It's a Japanese song. A Japanese-language song."
Um… I don't know the lyrics. I'm just feeling it. Do you have to know the lyrics to listen to a song? It's fine not to know.
Honestly, four Japanese songs in a row came up and I'm getting dizzy.
But…!! Who am I? Ehehe.
Nemsu.
I am a genuine Nemsu. Today I'm only going to extreme-stan. Completely like a maniac. Enough to make Nem-mo satisfied!! Just trust me.
I will sincerely become the greatest Nemsu!!