Should I Tell Her My Sister Put the Aloe Gel I Used for Masturbation on Her Face?
To understand why Bullet's viewer count had climbed, you had to go a little way back into the past.
(Screenshot of Gae-mangchi's stream. A notepad on screen says they're scrimming Aura Team.)
Sorry for the bait title, I just wanted to show you this… Aura vs. Gae-mangchi, is this fight actually real? Peak universe-tier clash, no joke…
Is this the same loser Aura Team from before? My chest is swelling with grandeur rn
Like a real man, sweeping everyone with five dicks — Gae-mangchi Team wins. Upvote.
No, the five-girl Aura Team with the hacker Bullet is gonna win. Downvote.
(Clip of Bullet deleting PizzaBeer Team on Odin)
She's controlling Odin's recoil and just melting the tank outright? Orders aren't half bad either???
(Stats table showing Bullet's overwhelming damage)
(Defeat screen with Bullet's hollow virtual face)
PizzaBeer Team… wins……!
(Clip of Bullet saying the team's biggest problem is “we're losing because there are five girls”)
5 girls can't Win entered the gallery lmao
Is Aura Team okay like this entered the gallery lmao They're gonna air out each other's problems in an anonymous group chat tbh
(Clip of Momoru and Harumong crying. The anonymous chat is plastered with insults too vicious to look at with open eyes.)
Look at that savage language holy crap is this the viciousness of women???
(Meme of Bullet, still crying, proudly posting a Socrates quote)
Quote of the century entered the gallery lmao
(Bullet crying while the Socrates quote goes up)
Instant reverse card lmao
Harumong used to be a damage dealer so her support is ass, and Bullet said she'd play support herself
Aura Team versus Gae-mangchi Team. The scrim.
Most people expected a complete Gae-mangchi steamroll. What they got was the exact opposite.
(Screen showing both teams' crystal mining. Aura Team at 100%, Gae-mangchi Team at 0%.)
Aura Team just absolutely cooked Gae-mangchi Team???
They dominated. And it was Aura Team that dominated Gae-mangchi Team. An all-time reverse upset had just detonated.
I only watched from Gae-mangchi's POV so I have no idea why it went like this; all I got was pure frustration watching tbh
Anyone watch from Aura Team's POV???
The problem was that almost no one had actually watched Aura Team's games properly.
Viewers on Aura's stream had mostly bailed the second the scrim started, and whoever was left had gotten so sick of the public dogpiling that they'd fled the gallery for private cafés.
Nobody enjoyed watching their favorite streamer get torn apart. And, to be fair, the team had been genuinely hard to watch.
(Clip of Gae-mangchi and one of his teammates roasting each other)
(Clip of Gae-mangchi seething, vanishing off-screen, then the front door slamming hard a moment later)
They're fighting Yacha Rule at Gangnam Station Exit 8. Anyone interested go watch. Probably not streaming???
In the middle of all this, the news that Gae-mangchi Team was throwing a Yacha fight siphoned a little of the attention away from her team.
They were roasting each other freely going “we don't hold grudges,” “we're a fun team,” the whole act — and it turns out they'd been bottling everything up this whole time;;
How is a five-guy team more petty and cheap than a five-girl team lmao
The gallery filled up with talk about Gae-mangchi Team — but only for a moment.
They weren't even streaming the fight, and more importantly, Aura Team's fans — starving after their first real win in ages — flooded the gallery and started hauling information in by the armload.
Anyone who's watched even one Aura Team scrim knows this team has a million problems, but the biggest one was Harumong « this girl
A girl with 500+ damage-dealer games suddenly queues support and causes every single form of grief imaginable tbh
(Clip of Bullet proposing the position swap to Harumong)
Bullet clocks it immediately, offers to swap positions, and says she'll take the shotcalling too
The whole team looks skeptical, but at a 3% win rate they figure why not try. And the result?
(Clip of Aura Team absolutely cooking Gae-mangchi Team)
Gae-mangchi Team didn't even mine 20% of the crystals before getting fully wiped…
(Frog with a question-mark meme)
But just from swapping one position?
Obviously not.
So how did they actually get strong?
(Clip 1 of Bullet shotcalling)
(Clip 2 of Bullet shotcalling)
The answer is Bullet's shotcalling. The second she took main order, the team completely transformed.
The orders themselves aren't some genius special sauce. But the callouts are pro-level. She has every enemy skill cooldown memorized and calculated to perfection.
(Clip of Aura assassinating an enemy)
Whose skill cooldown has how many seconds left. Ultimate gauge is at what percent. Where someone's holding an assassin angle — she calls all of it, so the team literally cannot lose.
And she has more charisma than you'd expect. Her ability to lock down the team is massive.
(Clip of Bullet talking like a total nerd)
Of course the second the game ends she snaps right back into full nerd mode;
So what's the conclusion? Bullet « this girl is the reason their form has gone completely insane
(Clip of Bullet saying she'll make the team great again)
So there's no time to hesitate!!!
Cheer for Aura Team right now!!!!! They've been reborn as a 100% win-rate team
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