In Search of a Money-Making Opportunity
In Search of Making Money
Monthly interest 1.5% - 2.5 million won
Management fee - 250,000 won
Daily food expenses 30,000 won × 30 days = 900,000 won
Phone bill - 89,000 won
Total...
"3,739,000 won... Hieeeek~!"
My jaw drops at the monthly estimated expenses I calculated myself.
Outside, there are countless monstrous women who want to swap dicks and pussies and prey on me, and I've come to realize that even PC bangs are dangerous for continuous homeless living.
"But 3,739,000 won per month is a bit..."
Even if I were to work again at my previous company, it's an unmanageable amount.
Moreover, this is the 'minimum' amount excluding water and electricity bills, and later I'll need to buy furniture for the house, clothes as seasons change, and if I want to enjoy the maple leaf game I used to play in the previous world along with this gender-reversed genre, I'll need to buy a computer, desk, and chair.
That would be fine if that was all.
The 10,000 won per meal measured as food expenses was actually an unrealistically cheap amount in an era where hamburger sets easily exceed 10,000 won.
"Before that, I'll probably need to buy at least a mattress if not a bed... Ugh, my back."
I spent the first night knocked out after being brutally assaulted by the rapist, not even knowing how I fell asleep. The second and third days, I slept in uncomfortable positions on PC bang gaming chairs.
And having moved into this house without anticipating that loans and real estate transactions would be possible within a day, I slept on the bare floor again last night.
At this point, I'm starting to miss the cheap mattress I used in the previous world.
"Money... I need money..."
My current total assets are approximately 200,000 won.
Even this will drop to around 100,000-150,000 won after deducting the cost of food and drinks for today's sustenance.
It's frustrating and absurd that I have to find a job and make money even after coming to this gender-reversed world, but I need to eat to survive, right?
To utilize my previous world's experience, I downloaded the job search app I had deleted from my smartphone and searched for manufacturing-related companies.
OO Factory Recruiting New Employees.
- Hiring: 'Female' in their 20s-30s who graduated from industrial high schools or universities.
- Starting salary: 35 million won or more.
OO Chemical Production Line Recruitment
- Hiring: 'Female' in their 20s-30s, experienced applicants preferred.
- Annual salary determined after interview based on experience.
- Middle section omitted -
"Why are they only hiring 'females'...?"
I expected it, but seeing it with my own eyes...
Production jobs that require shift work prioritize physical strength, so they were all only hiring women.
"Anyway, it doesn't suit me since I need a large amount of money in a short period..."
Not only do I not meet the hiring conditions, but the salary is woefully insufficient for someone who needs at least 3.8 million won in fixed monthly expenses.
"Then what kind of short-term part-time jobs are available instead of regular employment?"
I check after excluding loading/unloading jobs and construction site labor from the search list from the start.
Though physically demanding and causing muscle pain the next day, they're the best short-term part-time jobs with guaranteed daily pay and no complex skills required. But there's no reason they'd hire a small guy like me for physical labor, and even if they did accept me, why would I go to a place obviously filled with foreigners and rough aunties when I just found safe housing to escape from women?
Finally, I select the keywords 'male' and 'highest pay' and search without expectations, but contrary to my predictions, an enormous number of job postings appear on screen.
Norazo Karaoke Part-time Staff Recruitment
- Hiring: Age irrelevant, all males can be hired.
- Daily and weekly pay determined after interview with manager.
- Please comfort lonely sisters and brothers singing alone~
[30 similar karaoke part-time job postings with only different shop signs]
Lululala Emotional Pub Part-time Staff Recruitment
- Hiring: Males in 20s-40s, those good at dancing preferred.
- Hourly wage 50,000 won with possible additional incentives.
- High hourly wage just for enjoying dance and drinks!
[Dozens of pub-related part-time job postings]
Emperor Swedish Massage Masseur Recruitment
- Hiring: Age irrelevant, any male can be hired, experienced masseurs preferred.
- 200,000 won daily pay plus additional 100,000 won per customer.
- Gentle Swedish massage suitable even for males with less strength. Heal the muscles and hearts of tired women needing comfort~
[Dozens of massage industry recruitment postings]
"Bro, my hands and feet are trembling and my head feels dizzy..."
My mind goes hazy from the entertainment industry recruitment posts filling my vision no matter how much I scroll or change pages.
I don't know if the original world was like this too, or if it's particularly extreme in this world with its 30:1 gender ratio, but all high-paying part-time jobs for males are like this.
The only somewhat appealing position was among the massage-related job postings - something called 'geonma' (healthy massage).
A position with the title "wholesome massage" offering 150,000 won daily plus an additional 50,000 won per customer...
"Should I at least call them, since I've got nothing to lose?"
The skill that saved me from being ostracized by my peers after the "Assemble at the Crematorium from Top to Bottom" incident - massage.
Before I became an adult, the orphanage director where I lived believed that learning any skill would help in life, so she placed various skill-related books in the orphanage, and what I self-studied back then was massage.
Initially, I started massage as an excuse to have skin contact with my orphanage crush...
"Eventually she ended up marrying Geum Taeyang after developing feelings, so it became an unused unfortunate skill for a while..."
But since I've acquired this skill, shouldn't I use it like this?
Trururu... trururu...
"Hello?"
As I call the number on the job posting while reminiscing about the past, after a few rings, an older aunty answers the phone.
"I'm calling regarding the masseur recruitment posting on the job site."
"Oh my, you called as a player, not a customer?"
The aunty uses the term "player" when I said I called about the masseur recruitment posting.
This feels suspicious...?
"Not a player, a masseur!"
"Masseur or player, it's all the same... So tell me your age, looks, and size? Or it would be better if you come to the shop to talk."
"33 years old... But why are you asking about appearance for massage?"
"At 33 you should know everything, why are you asking? When you're rubbing and touching in a private room with customers, you might touch their genitals, and then you might fuck them, right? Don't worry, I won't take a cut of the money you receive from customers separately."
Right, it was my mistake to momentarily forget what kind of people the women in this world are.
Wholesome massage my ass - they're completely planning to fuck!
While thinking they should open a flour mill instead of a massage shop, I ignore the aunty's offer to pay me extra pocket money if I give her a massage first before hiring, and hang up irritably.
"Sigh~ Is there no way to get a large amount of money quickly besides breaking into that piggy bank?"
Actually, if I closed my eyes and had sex with women, I could make a lot of money quickly, but then there would be no meaning to going 2 billion won in debt and moving to a safe house.
"And I never want to experience Longstone entering my body again!"
My first sexual experience was so traumatic that I didn't want to think about sex for a while.
As I carefully search through the job app, wondering if there really are no high-paying part-time jobs besides entertainment establishments...
"Huh? What's this. They'll pay 2 million won just for having a conversation...?"
With the keywords 'male' and 'high pay' still selected but all entertainment-related keywords like karaoke and massage shops removed, only one job posting appears on screen.
Streamer Tangtang, looking for a military-serving male to have conversations with!
- Hiring: Males who have completed military service or have thorough knowledge about the military
- 2 million won cash payment same day
- Don't worry about visiting as I have a younger brother and father at home! (I'll cover transportation costs too^^)
At first I thought it was a scam or prostitution posting since they're offering 2 million won for just one conversation, but reading it carefully, I roughly understand.
"Streamer means someone who does internet broadcasting, right?"
I don't personally watch live streams so I don't know exactly what kind of profession streaming is, but since I enjoy watching edited videos on YouTube, I know they spend anywhere from hundreds of thousands to hundreds of millions to create content.
Plus, this Tangtang streamer wants males who have completed military service or have thorough knowledge about the military.
Even in the previous world with a near 50:50 gender ratio, female soldiers were rare - would there even be any males who completed military service in this world with a 30:1 gender ratio?
"It would be lucky if they don't disrespect soldiers. Probably most guys in this world don't even know military rank structures?"
This is it. This is exactly the part-time job for me.
And conveniently, my wallet contained my 12-year military service discharge certificate.