Emperor Bee of the PC Bang
Emperor Bee of the PC Bang
"Huff huff huff...!!"
5:30 AM.
Since it was still early January, it would take at least another three hours until sunrise, so aside from the moonlight, the only light came from the sparsely placed street lamps.
And me, rushing my steps to put as much distance as possible between myself and the cheap motel, taking advantage of the darkness of dawn.
Throb throb...!
"Fuck fuck fuck...!!!"
From the moment I regained my senses until now, as I sprint through the cold dawn air.
A constant stream of rough curses spills out due to the throbbing pain in my groin and the organ nestled deep inside it.
"This is insane! This world is fucking insane!"
A happy sex life in a gender-reversed world?
A world full of women lusting for sex if you just stay still?
A contract offering 10 billion won for having sex once a week for a year?
"They can shove it all up their asses!"
The memory of last night still vividly flashes before my eyes when I close them.
Vagina this, Genital Exchange that.
The punches and kicks from that slender woman, who wouldn't have been a match for me in the previous world, were as powerful as swinging a steel ingot, and this transformed body of mine was helpless against such violence.
And then came the shocking and terrifying sex that followed.
She said my original son was good too, but a big dick is still better, even giving my enormous cock the cute nickname 'Longstone'—which then turned around and attacked me. The sensation of that beast-like monster tearing through my insides...
"Ughh!!"
The horrific sensation from that time surfaces again, halting my running footsteps. I grab onto a random street lamp and dry heave.
"Hurk... hurk..."
Assuming I'm now a safe distance from the cheap motel where that rapist is probably still asleep, I lean my back against a lamppost in the alley and slide down to the ground.
"Hooooo..."
The cold outside air meets the heated air inside my body from the reckless dawn sprint, creating a white mist that clouds my vision.
The moment I first came to my senses.
I saw myself, naked and collapsed on the floor of the cheap motel room, and next to me, the rapist sleeping soundly. Part of me wanted to ambush her and vent the rage from the previous night, but I remembered that would only bring overwhelming powerlessness and violence, so I barely held back.
But if I went back to sleep until morning, I knew the rapist would wake up and a second round from last night would be waiting, so I carefully escaped, tiptoeing so as not to wake her.
Of course, out of resentment and fear of possible hidden camera footage, I also took her wallet and smartphone before making my escape.
"One, two... five. Fucking hell, but at least I've got some living expenses for now... Damn it!"
Sitting down, I check the stolen wallet: five 50,000 won bills.
There were credit and check cards too, but using those would surely lead straight to the police station, so I boldly left them in the wallet and tossed it somewhere down the alley.
And the smartphone I swiped along with the wallet...
"Well, it's to be expected. It's locked..."
I try the standard L-shaped pattern and passwords like 0000 and 1111, but this loner bitch has surprisingly tight security for a loser.
I could probably get an extra hundred thousand won by selling it on a secondhand site or at a phone store, but if there were sex videos or nude photos of me on it that got leaked online, who knows what would happen later? So I decide to dispose of this thing too.
Thump! Thump!
"Goddamn body! How weak have I become that I can't even break a smartphone?"
I let out a hollow laugh seeing the phone, which people pay good money for sturdy cases to protect from breaking like sugar, not even budging under my rough kicks.
Plop~
Finally, I toss the rapist's smartphone into a conspicuous sewer grate, and it disappears with a plopping sound into the filthy water.
"Sigh... What do I do now...?"
Now that I've escaped the rapist and the potential threat of hidden camera footage, the reality of my situation finally sinks in.
This isn't the mildly chilly weather of spring or fall.
As evidenced by my body, heated from a 30-minute sprint, starting to shiver from the cold in less than five minutes.
If I were to sleep rough in weather like this, there's a 99.9% chance I'd be found the next day as a frozen corpse, with people saying, 'What perfect weather to die in~'
Of course, I could probably tough it out in slightly warmer places like subway stations or 24-hour public restrooms in national parks, but...
"Those places are probably already fiercely contested by other homeless people."
If a super, super, super pretty boy like me went to such a place and asked, 'Can I have a spot too?'
They'd probably say, 'Come get this public resource meat deal, lololol'
And warm me up in a whole different way...
Conclusion!
All I have right now is the 250,000 won I stole from the rapist, plus the 58,000 won I originally had, totaling 308,000 won.
And if I sleep rough, I'll either star in 'Homeless Man and Pretty Boy.avi' or appear on the 9 PM news the next evening as crazy Mr. Kang, who died homeless during the early January cold snap.
So then?
"A house. I need a house that's safe from the crazy women of this world swinging their dicks around!"
A studio apartment like the one I lived in before won't do.
Just from the internet articles I read when I first woke up in this world, it's clear that while this world seems to offer all sorts of benefits to men, in reality, it's a dangerous world where men are essentially exposed naked to rapists.
If I live in a place with lax security like a studio apartment village, what happened yesterday will just repeat itself.
"Before that, let's just go to a PC room. Ugh, I'm freezing to death...!"
Even though I'm bundled up in layers with the motel robe I grabbed while fleeing mindlessly, I start to feel chills. Sensing my body beginning to shiver, I take refuge in a nearby PC room.
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[A Home Mortgage Loan Product Just for Men! 100% full loan, 30-year term, 1.5% interest!]
[An apartment for men's safety and happy living. OO Park! Exclusive area 84㎡, supply area 32-33 pyeong, total 1,800 units!]
"Hmm... No matter how much I search, it seems like the only loan products and safe houses I want are here..."
It's already my third day living in the PC room.
Muttering to myself as I look at the loan products and apartments I've judged to best meet my criteria after searching real estate and bank loan products during this time.
And...
Munch munch!
"Mmm~ This tastes different from regular frozen kimchi dumplings. Is it because they're free? Heehee~"
Without even looking, I just reached out my hand and a perfectly warmed kimchi dumpling, easy to eat, lands in my palm.
Surprisingly, for a homeless guy with a total net worth of 308,000 won, the space in front of my keyboard is filled, starting with the kimchi dumpling I just picked up, followed by a hot dog, ramen,
plus over three other types of frozen food, a 4,000 won hot chocolate, a 3,000 won lemonade, and finally, an Americano that the part-timer just barely managed to place on the crowded edge of my table, saying it was from the customer four tables over.
That's right.
I had become the queen bee of this PC room—or in this world, should I say emperor bee?
Anyway, I had become an idol-like presence in this PC room!
'At first, I just came in to escape the cold and comfortably search for real estate and loan products...'
I chose the PC room because for an additional investment of 24,000 won a day, I could get warmth, free drinking water, and even a place to sleep. But at some point, women captivated by my looks started sending over countless amounts of food!
Thanks to that, I've been able to save on food costs and camp out here in the PC room for three whole days, but...
'I should only do this until today. If I'm not careful, I'll get kidnapped and raped...'
Even though I haven't washed in three days and look like a wreck glued to the computer, my damn looks are so good that they're even calling this decadent charm or whatever, whispering among themselves.
Of course, if it were just compliments and tributes, I might have considered staying in the PC room another day or two, but...
"Hey hey, today's the third day, right?"
"Yeah, as far as I know, he's been here for about three days. Plus, since early this morning, there have been crazy bitches openly waiting for him to fall asleep, so I hear he hasn't been able to sleep properly."
"Then if he stays a little longer, he'll probably pass out cold, right?"
"Exactly! Once he's asleep like that... snatch~♡"
For fuck's sake, at least say it so I can't hear you.
Thanks to these lionesses openly waiting for me to fall asleep, I hastily swallow the kimchi dumpling I was chewing to fill my stomach and down the Americano for a caffeine boost.
While I could lean back comfortably in the gaming chair and sleep on the first and second days, starting from dawn on this third day, I haven't been able to get proper sleep due to the creepy stares I feel from somewhere and the whispers of hyenas planning to kidnap me silently once I'm asleep.
In a way, hearing those whispers saved me from being kidnapped, but it's time to end this emperor bee lifestyle.
'The one saving grace is that I found a place I like to live.'
I gaze intently at the computer screen, at OO Park with its title 'A Safe and Happy Residence for Men'.
Residency Conditions
-Must be male or a married woman with a husband or son on the family register.
Main Facilities
-Private security guards on standby 24/7 to protect residents' safety from the danger of crime.
-A 100-pyeong gym and a 150-pyeong swimming pool for a beautiful physique.
-Enjoy movies and shopping without leaving the complex! OO Park features OO Cinema and OO Mart!
-Etc.-
Aside from what's immediately visible, it's an apartment with truly excellent facilities, but what really appeals to me are the conditions: only married women with husbands or sons (which are rare in this world mostly comprised of single-mother households) and men are allowed to reside there, and the item listed at the very top of the main facilities: 'Private security guards on standby 24/7 to protect residents' safety from the danger of crime.'
'Yeah, it's all good, but the price...'
2 Billion Won
That was the price of the house I selected...