Can I Fuck Your Mom? (16)

"Listen well, Minjae. Mommy and Daddy are divorced now. Daddy's gone for good."

"But don't you worry. Mommy will always be by your side."

"Mommy will always be right there with you, Minjae."

"Mommy's dream is to raise you into a fine, upstanding man."

"Don't let anyone look down on you just because Daddy's not around! You've got Mommy!"

"As long as I have you, Minjae, Mommy's happy with everything."

"If anything tough happens, tell Mommy everything! Mommy will take care of it!"

"Mommy wants you to grow into a man who can hold his head high anywhere."

"And to do that, you have to study. Even if you hate it, you must."

"If it's too hard in Korea, how about going abroad?"

"Don't worry about money. Mommy will do whatever it takes to cover your study abroad costs."

"You passed med school! Congratulations, Minjae. This is your reward for all your hard work."

"Mommy's so proud of you."

"You became a doctor? Guess I have to call you Doctor now."

"Mommy knows how hard you worked, Minjae."

"Isn't there something you want from Mommy? Just say it. Mommy will make it all come true."

"You want to go back to Korea? ...Why?"

"I see. Homesick, huh? Can't be helped."

"Mommy's happy you've achieved your dream of becoming a doctor and can return to Korea."

"Doesn't matter if it's America or Korea to Mommy. Chin up!"

"Even back in Korea... our relationship won't change, right?"

"Mommy will love our son forever."

Reality was hell.

"Hoyoung♡ Hoyoung♡ After sex, could you suck on my nipples? I know these disgusting tits got filthy from that Kim Minjae bastard... but I washed them clean! I made sure not a trace of him remains!"

"Nipples out of nowhere?"

"I'm pregnant, so breast milk's coming out...♡ You're my son too, Hoyoung, so I wanted to let you taste it...♡ Oh! Of course, I'm just a spare mom for when Hea-e's busy...♡ But to me, you're my one and only firstborn son♡"

"Breast milk, huh. Fine, let's try it."

"Ahht! Aah! Thank youuu! For Hoyoung to suckle my milk—it's the greatest honor...! Ahht♡ Ahht♡ Aaah♡ Aaa♡ So good♡ Your face sucking my nipple is so adorable, my heart's gonna burst!"

"Mmm. Mm-hmm."

"What do I do... ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠you're too cute, I wanna offer up my liver and gall bladder as tribute! I love you, Hoyoung! My son! My only son!"

"Mom..."

"Hm? What, you?"

Oh Jeongyeon—King Breasts Blue—had changed so much from the mom in his memories. She'd been clinging too close, even annoying him at times, but now she stood a step away, glaring down at Kim Minjae kneeling on the floor like trash.

His face drowned in despair, on the verge of suicide. Tear-streaked and disheveled. Shoulders slumped. Eyes fixed on the ground. His already skeletal frame made him look like a corpse now. His throat tightened, voice fading.

"Mom... Mom, I'm your son."

"Haaaa? What the hell is that? Gross! Chicken skin!"

Her face twisted in genuine revulsion, like someone spitting out bad food and soothing their shock with chocolate. King Breasts Blue hugged Kim Hoyoung tight to calm her startled chest.

"Hoyoung, Hoyoung, look at that skeleton. He's calling me 'mom' like a lunatic!"

*Slurp. Suck.*

"Ah! You don't even care about my fears, just sucking away... so superior, Hoyoung♡ Of course a slave mom being scared means nothing to you♡"

"Mom! I was wrong! I didn't cherish you... hngh! It was my fault for handing you over to Kim Hoyoung for money! Forgive me...! Come back to me as my mom!"

"Kyaaaaah! Stalker! A delusional stalker's coming at me, Hoyoung!"

Oh Jeongyeon buried her face in Kim Hoyoung's chest, trembling in real terror. Her convulsions were so severe that Kim Minjae halted mid-approach, will broken.

"He's gonna hypnotize and kidnap me again! You creepy stalker! Enough already! Still messing with my life? You devil! You trash!"

"H-Hypnosis? What are you talking about, Mom? I'm your real son you gave birth t—Guhk!!"

"Shut your trap, you trash! What bullshit in front of Hoyoung!"

A flying cap kick. Frail Kim Minjae crumpled pathetically as his jaw snapped sideways from her instep.

"No, Hoyoung! That stalker's just ranting delusions—I never gave birth to scum like him! Never! You know, right? I'm yours alone..."

*Slurp. Slurp.*

"Won't even hear excuses! But that's... even... hotter♡"

Like a girl on a date with her current boyfriend when an ex shows up whining—she tried to smooth it over, but Hoyoung wasn't particularly interested.

"I already know all about you and Kim Minjae. No need to hide it."

"Ugh...! It's a past I want to erase. Wasting time doting on trash like that..."

"Heh. Don't be too harsh. He'll off himself."

"Oh? I'd be grateful if he did."

Seeing Kim Minjae's soulless, half-dead state, Oh Jeongyeon's face finally lit up. He looked drained, without even the strength to crawl anymore.

Changing tactics, she pleaded in a coquettish whine.

"Please, Minjae. Won't you kill yourself for me?"

"........."

"Even kind-hearted Hoyoung told you not to die. For me, I'd love to bury you in the hills behind and be rid of you—the symbol of my life's biggest regret—but merciful Hoyoung says no, so you're still breathing. But... suicide? Dying by your own hand? That's fine, right? Please!"

She clasped her hands cutely, begging like a girlfriend asking her boyfriend for a bag. The content was brutally savage.

"Won't you die for me? So Hoyoung and I can live happily... vanish from this world!"

"...M-Mom..."

Even parting his lips seemed a struggle now. Eyes rolled back, whites showing—he rejected the present, lost in happy memories.

—Please die! I'm begging you, Minjae. Die for me! For my sake!

—To become Hoyoung's second mom, you're in the way! Don't you get it?

—You got your medical license ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠revoked for whoring under Hoyoung's name anyway?

—Whatever, I don't care if ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠you become a doctor or not.

—Causing trouble for Hoyoung? You're insane.

—I regret giving birth to you.

"Ugh... ua... uwaaaaaah!!!"

Emotions exploding, Kim Minjae always fell back on violence. Despite sucking at fights. He charged at me, fist raised high with all his despair and resentment.

Another swing? Honestly, getting hit by him barely hurt, so taking it wasn't an issue. But the aftermath was starting to worry me. Especially Isia—she'd even grilled me rebelliously about why I couldn't just kill him. Her voicing complaints to me was rare unless she was seriously pissed.

"I'll kill you, Kim Hoyoung, you fucking bast—Gwaaaah!"

"How dare you!"

Ah. Good—no blood staining Kunitora today. Swimmer Oh Jeongyeon neatly swept his legs with a perfect heel hook, halting her son's rampage.

"You bastard! How much! More! Shame! Do you have to! Bring on me! Before you're satisfied?!"

"Gah! Aagh! Stop! Aaaah!"

Not content, she ground her heel in, giving him a proper lesson. Targeting his groin relentlessly.

...She was wearing high heels, by the way.

"Because of you! I lose face! In front of Hoyoung! In front of the other girls!"

"Uwaaaaaah!!!"

The sharp stiletto heel finally crushed his balls at a right angle.

*Crack.*

Something shattered. Oof. The sound that maxed out any man's empathy.

"Uwaaaaaah!!"

"Sent you abroad on expensive tuition, and you whore out your ass to lose your license? Wasted time on trash like you! Apologize to Hoyoung and Earth!"

Earth why?

"Any woman fucking a shrimp-dick like you would be traumatized for life! For the world's women, I'll exterminate monster Kim Minjae here!"

"Gwaaaaaah!!"

*Crack.* Both nuts finally popped.

"Ughhh! Ahh! It hurts! Hurts so muuuuch!! Somebody save me...!! Ughhh!!"

"H-Hey. Y-You okay?"

"What are you doing, Hoyoung! He's dangerous!"

Worried for my neutered friend, as I approached—Oh Jeongyeon blocked me urgently, even dropping honorifics.

"Don't go near weirdos. If my son gets hurt, Mommy has no reason to live... my beloved Hoyoung...♡"

*Smack.*

Her face like a frantic mom fretting over her accident-prone son as she kissed my cheek—that instant.

"Uwaaaaaaaaah!!!"

Kim Minjae clutched his groin and bolted outside.

A twinge of pity hit me. If he hadn't pulled that shameless stunt whoring under my name, I wouldn't have gone this far. Tsk. No clue how he'll live now.

"Yay! Finally chased off the stalker! Did I do good, Hoyoung? Praise me!"

"...A bit pitiful, no?"

"Yeah, pitiful."

Surprisingly, Oh Jeongyeon agreed readily. Pity spread across her face. Maybe after 20+ years raising him, some affection lingered... Maternal love might be God's gift, unbreakable even by my hypnosis—

"Hoyoung, who almost got hit by that stalker shrimp-dick, is the pitiful one... What do I do... sob sob. Tough day, huh? Mommy'll make yummy dinner to cheer you up!"

"No... Minjae..."

"Huh? Why Minjae? Worried he'll cause more shit? Want me to kill him? I know all his haunts."

"N-No, it's fine."

—My ass.