The Lewd Teacher Has a Busy Day Every Single Day
Being the lewd teacher meant my days were always packed. First, I pulled out the magic phone and contacted the principal’s office.
“As for that custom, there’s no need for an explanation. I paired up with Lady Kiara for it a long time ago.”
“This seems like a good chance to change the school rules or create a new district where men, women, young and old can all enjoy it safely.”
“In the meantime, I’ll authorize the traditional Lumiante Forest activities limited to the new club room under my name as the principal.”
“I’ll have the security team handle any heroes that make it up the mountain, so tell them they can rest easy regarding safety.”
Unlike her ever-present smile, she was dead serious when it came to work. She granted permission without fuss and even promised countermeasures. I’d been extra careful with my suggestion because she was my superior, yet she simply laughed it off, saying she didn’t sweat the small stuff.
“By the way, the principal’s seat really is inconvenient. To think even a trivial matter like this wouldn’t reach my ears right away.”
“In that sense, you handled this well.”
“I’ll deal with the torture issue I mentioned earlier myself, so you can go rest now, Ludo.”
I answered that I understood and ended the call.
That’s what I said, but I’ve got too much to do to rest right away~.
This whole plan had been my idea. How pathetic would it look if I just dumped it on the students and kicked back? Especially after I’d acted all high and mighty in front of Nia, even spanking her bare ass. There was no way I could walk away now.
I immediately unfolded the club-district map (organized by city blocks) and scanned for any group that might listen. I zeroed in on clubs “located in forest or hill terrain but unrelated to outdoor activities.” The moment I pointed somewhere out, the students scattered like they were on a real operation.
Luckily, it didn’t take long for a few of them to find places that took our main proposal seriously. While they worked, I climbed the mountain, inspected the long-abandoned club room, came back down, and combined their findings with my own observations.
This move wasn’t simple. One wrong choice and we might have to relocate two or three times. We had to pick the perfect spot in one shot—forest composition, sunlight direction, soil quality, everything that would make Lumiante Forest students feel at home.
“The trees here are the same ones that grow naturally in Lumiante Forest, so the air feels great. What do you guys think?”
“I only caught a glimpse earlier, but the soil looked good to me too.”
“Nia thinks so too! This place was re~ally good!”
Fortunately, several sites left everyone satisfied. Around lunchtime we ate together, filled our stomachs, revisited the most promising spots, and finally narrowed it down to the last candidates.
After that came meetings with the chosen club’s representative (their advisor) and its students to iron out any remaining issues. We also needed to confirm they actually wanted our club room, so we ended up hiking up and down that mountain more times than I could count.
It was literally a full day of climbing, descending, climbing, descending, climbing, descending—pure leg torture.
By the time every last detail was settled, the day’s schedule was shot and the sun had already set.
"「「「「Thank you so much for your hard work!!!」」」」"
It had been an insanely busy day, but the rewards as a teacher were huge. That morning I’d spanked Nia’s ass and earned the title of lewd teacher from the students, yet after running around together and sharing meals, we’d grown close in no time.
Especially Nia. The girl who’d openly said she hated me when she first saw me flipped her mood like a switch and started smiling. When I offered to visit the restaurant she’d scouted ahead of time, her smile bloomed fully. She saw me off with a bright, sunny laugh, the spanking incident apparently forgotten.
The other students were the same. In the end they all thanked me, so I was able to give them the classic “It’s late, so be careful on your way back” line before leaving.
Even then, a teacher’s day still wasn’t over. In fact, it was only just beginning.
“Come to think of it, Elena and Selena said they’d be waiting in their club room, right?”
That was what they’d told me when they left my room this morning. Under normal circumstances they wouldn’t wait this late, but I couldn’t underestimate the sheer gravity of those two’s love.
“Ha, they’re probably still waiting for me… I was planning to head to the exile area first, but it’s gotten late, so I’ll swing by, send the kids home, then go back to my room, change, and check the new curriculum at the staff room… Huh. Weird. I’m definitely living a more fulfilling life than when I was back at the main house, so why does it feel like I’m full of regret?”
I walked toward my next destination while briefly regretting my decision to become a teacher. Then the holster at my side suddenly shook and an unexpected voice spoke up.
“If I were going to be disappointed by the lewd teacher, there are apparently sides of you that don’t fit the title.”
“Wha—?!”
Hazuki’s sudden voice nearly made me fall on my ass. It wasn’t the masculine tone she’d had while bound by the evil god; this was stiff yet heated, just like Selena’s.
I hurriedly ducked into the shade.
“Y-you’re awake?”
“Yes. Attendance number five. Miyazaki Hazuki. Excuse me, but I watched you the entire day today.”
Whoa…!? The moment I finally got a reply, she dropped the heavy line “I watched you.” No wonder it had been so quiet even though she should have woken up ages ago; my conscience was stinging in all kinds of ways.
How many times did I swing the iron fan today? While climbing the mountain I even used it as a fan because it was too hot…
And before that there was the matter of spanking Nia’s ass. There were way too many things she could call me out on. My heart was pounding.
“How’s your body?”
“It’s fine. The evil god possession is still present, but since it was driven out once, it doesn’t seem eager to return right away. This blessing is probably protecting me.”
Thankfully Hazuki’s answer was calm and free of anger. Still, compared to the way she’d spoken in my dream, this felt noticeably colder, and that was what scared me.
“Ahem. So can I take that to mean you don’t get possessed while in weapon form?”
“I can’t say for certain. But if I reason it out, my body is currently wrapped in a blessing used by a man. Given that evil god’s nature, it may find the situation repulsive and is staying away.”
A plausible theory. She really was a current shrine maiden—her knowledge of spirits showed in a single sentence.
I pulled the iron fan from the holster and held it lightly. Hazuki opened and closed her blades repeatedly, as if checking her own physical state.
“It feels strange… It seems comfortable, yet also embarrassing… In any case, having my life and death held in someone else’s hands is complicated in many ways…”
Then—
“Ugh~♡”
“?”
She let out a blatant moan. My first reaction was worry rather than cursing. She quickly closed her blades and cleared her throat.
“You okay?”
“Y-yes. I tried moving forcefully in this state for a second and accidentally let that sound slip…”
Was she testing the intensity to see if my blessing could be undone? For a moment she’d sounded just like the Bellamore sisters and it threw me off.
“…I remember what happened the day before yesterday. I know there are many things we both want to say to each other privately, including the sudden incident. But right now I need time to organize my thoughts.”
“Makes sense. From your perspective you were suddenly left in the hands of a teacher you’d never even met. I’m just glad I didn’t scream in confusion.”
“Thank you for understanding. Still, as I said, it happened quite some time ago, so you don’t need to worry about that. I heard the whole story and watched everything that happened today.”
My heart sank.
She doesn’t remember what happened last night, does she?
I debated asking but kept my mouth shut. If she remembered, she wouldn’t be speaking this calmly. No need to stir up unnecessary trouble.
Since the topic had come up, I smoothly suggested she head home, but—
“No. I refuse.”
“Why?”
“Right now this blessing is protecting me. The exile area is full of nothing but women, so the so-called yuri vibes are practically vibrating. In the worst case I might get possessed again by that evil god who spouts nonsense about lilies and whatever.”
That was also a fair point. I was wondering whether I’d have to take her back to my room when she offered an alternative, as if rejecting the idea outright.
“Please leave me with Department Head Nora. If it’s her, she can stop me even if I go berserk. Since it’s the same faculty building, Teacher Ludo can respond quickly if anything happens. If nothing does occur, I’ll organize my thoughts for a day or two and then come meet you, Teacher.”
Teacher. Not “Teacher-nim,” just “Teacher.” The distance in her address made cold sweat run down my back.
Is this… no, it can’t be, right?
Whether she knew how I felt or not, Hazuki’s request was one-sided.
“I want to rest before it gets any later. My body feels stiff like this. I also have something private I wish to tell Department Head Nora, so please return home quickly.”
“Uh, okay… I’ll head over soon. Before that, can I meet up with our kids and send them home together?”
“Of course.”
Good, she didn’t bring that up. I took the opening and hurried off.
Today’s schedule would be sending Hazuki and the Bellamore sisters home, then washing up, heading to the staff room, and reviewing the curriculum. I thought that was the end of it and felt relieved, but—
“By the way, Teacher. From the rumors I heard you weren’t a bad person, but I never imagined you would spank your student’s bare ass like that. And it was the ass of Lumiante Forest’s former queen, no less. You’re scarier than I thought, aren’t you?”
The moment she spoke, my feet stopped dead. An ominous premonition took solid form and lunged at me.
“The thing about spanking Nia’s ass?”
“Yes.”
“That was only possible because Nia laughed it off. Looking back, I should have explained it more flexibly… I’m reflecting on it deeply right now.”
“I have zero intention of scolding your actions. Princess Nia never listens to anyone anyway. She often just says what she wants and leaves, so Lilith and I have had plenty of headaches because of it. If she had listened to you first today, none of that would have happened. I’m secretly hoping this becomes an opportunity for her to learn to take others seriously.”
“R-really?”
“Besides, you didn’t just hit Princess Nia and call it a day—you properly solved her worries. You ran around until this late hour and you’re still going to work. Seeing that, I felt I could confide in you, so I spoke up.”
Hmm. I see.
…But why does the mood feel so heavy?
“If you hadn’t used me while having sex with your student, I would have thought you were a truly good teacher.”
…………
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I’m fucked.
“You’ve gone quiet.”
“Let me explain—”
“I don’t want to hear anything right now. Just know that every excuse you make only worsens the impression I have of you inside me.”
Sweat poured down my body like I was standing fully clothed under a showerhead. The situation had reached the point where I finally understood why she’d said she’d been watching me all day.
“Don’t tell me… the reason you stayed silent the entire day… was to gather material to scold me with…?”
Spanking Nia had been corporal punishment, but what I’d done with Selena had been pure lust. Having your own body used in someone else’s sexual act and not exploding in anger immediately was already a mercy. I’d have no defense if she sued me for sexual harassment or worse.
“You catch on quick.”
She suddenly dropped the polite speech. The sweat that had been running down my body finally soaked my feet. No, it wasn’t sudden—this was Hazuki’s real way of talking. I’d wondered why her tone in my memory felt different; she had been hiding her true self.
“I told you earlier. The will to step forward and solve problems the moment you find them, the drive to climb the mountain yourself instead of just flapping your lips, the consideration to meet students late at night to send them home, and the mindset to head to the exile area after work to look after them. Seeing you work late into the night moved me, so I decided to hold back for today.”
…Gulp.
“Relax. After watching you all day, I realized you’re not complete trash. But your disposition is vulgar. You clearly lust after women.”
I couldn’t deny it. I was vulgar, and I did lust after women.
“I know that’s simply a man’s nature, so it can’t be helped. Therefore I’ll forgive you for now. As I said, I need time to organize my own thoughts. So why don’t we quietly part ways today?”
Maybe because she had faced Nia’s issue seriously, she was still willing to give me a chance. If I had half-assed today’s work, I didn’t even want to imagine how she would have reacted.
“If you’re willing to do that, I’d be grateful… but is that really the end?”
“Then do you want me to stay angry at a teacher who works himself to the bone all night long?”
“No.”
“Then we’re good. Regardless of what happened before, I truly think it’s fortunate that you are my teacher.”
…What?
Considering everything Hazuki had gone through, her tone was incredibly gentle. Moreover, saying it was “fortunate” felt strange. Why wasn’t she criticizing me?
Fortunate? What on earth is she thinking to say something like that?
She even stayed quiet while I sent the Bellamore sisters home and handed her over to Teacher Nora. Honestly I thought I deserved far more scolding, yet she forgave me so easily that I was the one who couldn’t accept it.
“Then, Teacher. We’ll meet again soon.”
“Uh, yeah…”
On top of that, she even gave a normal farewell at the end. It was as if the spanking incident had never happened.
“Why are you acting like that?”
“Ah, no, it’s nothing. More importantly, please take good care of Hazuki.”
“Yes. Don’t worry. Since I heard the situation, I’ll look after her well.”
Teacher Nora, who had no idea what had transpired between us, took her with a giant question mark floating over her head. That was how the day ended. I would soon learn exactly why she had looked at me and said it was “fortunate.”