The Lewd Teacher Is Busy Every Day
March 12
Concordia Academy
Lumiante Forest Traditional Pattern Club
Nia was sobbing right in front of me, clutching her ass. She seemed to have finally realized what shame actually meant; she had covered herself with the shirt I gave her. The others saw this and quietly cursed me as the lewd teacher, backing well away from us. On the other hand, the club advisor who had asked me to look after Nia had gone deathly pale.
“U-um, Teacher Ludo. What you just did…!?”
“If we’re talking teaching methods, our class has its own way of doing things, so spare me the unnecessary comments.”
“But that’s Her Majesty the Queen of Lumiante’s body!”
I hadn’t spanked her without knowing that. Honestly, even I was surprised she came instantly like that. I did feel a sting of guilt, but only that far. Look at her—the perverted elf who never understood shame has finally learned embarrassment and is puffing her cheeks at me.
“Uuu…”
“Calmed down yet?”
“How could I possibly be calm?! You spanked someone’s ass—and it was Mama’s ass! On top of that you made me do such humiliating things…!”
“I never made you do anything. You ran off and did it yourself.”
“You pervert! Nia only wanted to get along with the teacher and started a conversation! Then you suddenly spanked my butt! I absolutely, absolutely, absolutely will never forgi—”
When she bared her teeth after finding an opening, I answered by gripping the iron whip.
“Kyaaak!”
The moment the thick iron rod slapped against my palm with a loud crack, the tiny sound wave alone made her shoulders shrink inward. She acted adorably in the queen’s body, covering her front with the shirt and her rear with both hands. She was clearly terrified of getting spanked again.
“Now listen, Nia. Whether you disgracefully cum in front of the entire club or not, I’m not the kind of person who gives a damn.”
“You hit a student! You spanked her butt! That’s a bad thing to do!”
“Of course it is. I know it’s not something a teacher should do.”
I answered the face that screamed Then why the hell did you do it? with a sly grin.
“But, Nia. You fought with your mother before coming to the academy, didn’t you?”
“Hueh?”
The reason I suddenly brought this up was because I needed her to understand through it.
“Lady Kiara learned during the last war that the human world is full of bad people. She didn’t want to send her daughter out of the forest because she feared you might get hurt. Yet you hated her for it, called her an old hag, threw a tantrum about studying abroad at the academy, and ended up swapping bodies, right?”
“Uh… yeah, that’s what happened.”
“The person standing right in front of you is the exact ‘bad person’ your mother was so worried about.”
“Gasp!”
She finally seemed to grasp the situation; her ears folded flat. Her face turned blue and she trembled like an elf slave kidnapped by poachers. A simple threat might not have felt real, but right now I was the scum who had spanked a student’s ass and forced her to orgasm. That was the Ludo von Eisenwald Nia saw. She had every reason to be afraid.
“T-Teacher. No, right? You’re not a bad person…!”
“Want to test one more time whether teacher is a bad person or not?”
“Hiiik~!?”
“So listen properly while I’m still smiling.”
“B-but… this… is our culture… I don’t understand why everyone’s complaining… It’s just taking some clothes off, why are they making such a fuss… I don’t want to hear it…”
After hearing the same thing repeated, I finally sucked in a breath. My hair stood on end, my dark-tanned skin flushed crimson, and veins bulged red and blue across my neck and forehead. At the top of my lungs I roared.
“From now on, including that! Together with everyone here! Without causing trouble for the people around us! We’re going to discuss ways to protect your culture, you thick-headed elf bitch!!”
“Hiiik!”
She immediately fell flat on her back. The borrowed shirt got covered in dirt, but I didn’t care. I jabbed my index finger straight at the fallen Nia’s nose.
“I’ll respect your culture! So until teacher finishes talking, do not go outside naked! Yet you keep expanding the topic with nonsense about cultural oppression! Just shut your mouth and listen seriously to what teacher says! Got it? Do you get it?! Why aren’t you answering? Fuck, answer me right now!? I’ll burst that uselessly huge, perfectly plump ass!!”
“I get it! I got it already! So stop poking Nia’s nose! Ow, owow! Don’t pull my ears either!”
After grabbing her ears and applying even more pressure, she cowered pitifully as if expecting another spanking. At last she was in a proper state to listen. It was a bit excessive and the surrounding stares were icy, but I puffed out my chest with zero shame.
And a short while later.
I gathered the beastmen who had started calling me the lewd teacher or squirting teacher and began a proper discussion.
“Let’s summarize. The custom you’re all practicing is the traditional stress-relief method of the Lumiante Forest beastmen. You have to periodically unwind both body and mind in the forest or daily life becomes problematic, correct?”
“Y-yes, that’s right…!”
“And the club advisor understands this, but as the person in charge here, maintaining the academy’s order takes priority, right?”
“Correct.”
Given what had just happened, everyone had glared at me with axe-like eyes at first. But once they realized the conversation was actually getting through, they slowly began to speak.
“We know it looks strange to outsiders.”
“But it really is necessary~.”
“Not only the women of Lumiante Forest—the men who aren’t here also periodically head to the mountains for the same reason.”
“We used to do that too, but once this club was created we didn’t have to anymore. It’s convenient and nice…”
“Yet now you’re telling us to go back to the original lifestyle!”
Using the club room was far closer and more convenient than heading to the mountains every time. So they had used magic to plant trees and erect a barrier, creating this risqué little space. I see.
“I understand that this isn’t something to simply reject, but an important custom for you to relieve stress on a regular basis. Fortunately I have no intention of suppressing your unique culture, and as a non-human teacher I intend to respect it. Therefore, rather than unilaterally denying my proposal, I’d like you to seriously listen to what I have to say first and then lend your strength to the compromise plan I’ll present.”
“Wait—if you were going to respect us from the beginning, you didn’t have to spank Nia’s butt!”
“True. It would have been better to resolve everything amicably through conversation.”
“Then why did you hit her!”
“Because you refused to listen and kept yapping one-sidedly!”
“Hik!”
She must have genuinely lost count of how many times I had called her name. When I got angry again, Nia looked wronged, and the beastmen group burst into chatter at the sight.
“After just pounding Lady Nia’s ass like that… to openly offer such a wholesome opinion…”
“The squirting teacher, yet… why is he respecting us…”
“The pervert who tasted Queen Kiara’s ass…”
“Spanking teacher…”
“If you don’t shut up right now, I’ll smack all your asses too.”
Scattered curses rose here and there, but at my single line everyone lifted their heads and looked away. They didn’t want to end up like Nia, so they waited for my next words.
First I pointed at the barrier and took issue with the degenerates I had seen loitering at the entrance earlier. Apparently those perverts hung around every single day. Even if the people here were fine with it, we couldn’t ignore the effect on everyone around them.
“The people peeping from outside are the bad ones, so why do we have to solve it?”
“Exactly. Catching perverts like that is the academy security force’s job!”
The two fox beastwomen, who had covered only the bare minimum with leaves, politely raised their hands in protest. It might sound unfair at first glance, but unfortunately, as their teacher, I couldn’t agree.
“Let me make one thing perfectly clear. You are by no means unilateral victims. The club building you are currently using is strictly academy property—nothing more than a space the principal lent out. Therefore, as members of this club you have an obligation to follow the academy’s rules. Yet your current state is closer to that of degenerates who have abandoned that duty, so it’s hard to call you mere victims.”
“That can’t be!”
“This is clearly the residence we rented!”
“Right. They’re the ones who peeped into someone else’s residence—”
“No. To make it simple, even the rental is registered under the club advisor’s name. Therefore the actual owner of this place is this person, the manager is this person, and the right to disband the club also belongs to the advisor. The moment you stopped listening to that teacher, you became part of the problem as well.”
Everyone’s eyes widened in shock. They had never imagined they were no different from the degenerates.
“Teacher! No matter how you look at it, this isn’t suggesting a compromise—it’s just telling us to shut up and obey orders!”
By now even Nia seemed to understand. She pleaded in a voice that sounded squeezed from her throat.
Certainly. This wasn’t a compromise; it was a one-sided declaration. So I softened my tone again and spoke as if gently persuading them.
“Yes, normally it would end with the club advisor here simply telling you to stop. But after listening to your story, it sounds like this is genuinely necessary. So instead of flatly ordering you to quit, how about we shift the conversation to relocating the club itself?”
"""Club relocation!?"""
My unexpected answer caused an uproar.
“Uh, is that even possible?”
The club advisor’s face clearly asked what the hell I was talking about. I was still a rookie who had only recently been appointed, but this was a common-sense suggestion that didn’t require checking any regulations.
“Teacher, please hear me out. As I said, every club building belongs to Lady Sekhmet, correct? Then let’s explain the situation to her and move the club room to a quieter section of the club building. From what I’ve seen, there are several small undeveloped mountains and hills inside the club district. We could negotiate with the clubs already located there to swap buildings and rooms.”
“I understand the idea, but will it really work? As you can see, even though we call it a club, moving all the luggage inside the building would take an enormous amount of time…”
“On the contrary, isn’t that level of effort the only price? And look at the clubs on the mountain side. Many of them didn’t settle there because they wanted mountain or outdoor activities—they simply had no empty rooms near the city center and had no choice. Talk to those clubs and they’ll probably welcome the switch.”
“Aha~!”
The club advisor finally understood, and the students nodded. They seemed a little unhappy about leaving the downtown area at the heart of the club building, but they looked delighted at the chance to gain a natural environment.
“Nia likes crowded places though…”
“Nia.”
“Uuu, I get it! So stop staring at my butt!!”
The immediate problem was the heavy foot traffic here. If we moved to the mountain foothills, set up a barrier, and stayed there, we could at least breathe easy. Still, perverts might come all the way up the mountain to see them naked, so we would need separate countermeasures for that.
“And there may still be people who complain about the nudity, so I’ll personally suggest this to the principal. Since she’s also a long-lived species with deep ties to the beastmen, she probably already knows about this custom. With luck she might even revise the academy’s laws or regulations.”
“Really?”
“Now that you mention it, Teacher Ludo, the principal was your guardian…”
“That idiot principal—we should use her when it actually matters.”
It was possible precisely because I was close to Principal Sekhmet. Fortunately everyone seemed to understand, so I gave them time to discuss among themselves.
In the meantime I took care of the club advisor.
“This is as far as I can help. Completely crushing the custom feels wrong, and honestly you don’t want to be walking around half-naked either, right? How about I drop a hint to the principal so you can take charge of a different club? Would that be all right?”
“Ah! If you would do that I’d be so grateful! Even though it’s same-sex club activities, wearing only leaves was truly embarrassing!”
“I know. We’re the same human race, aren’t we? I still get startled every time I learn about other species’ customs.”
“Thank you. I won’t forget this favor! And about Lady Nia… I absolutely won’t spread any rumors…!”
I earnestly asked her again on that point as well. If word got out that I had spanked the former queen’s ass and forced her to climax, my future career as a teacher would become extremely difficult.
“Wait, then shouldn’t we first shut the victim Nia’s mouth?”
“Huh?”
“Eh?”
A brief silence fell.
“Why would I?”
“…Eh?”
Nia looked like she genuinely had no idea.
“Are you really planning to tell people?”
“Y-yeah? I-I’m going to tell! That the teacher spanked my butt, I’m going to tell!”
“You got your ass spanked by the teacher, got scolded, and then squirted with pleasure—and you’re going to spread that with your own mouth? Seriously?”
“Uh…”
She finally realized the situation, blushing furiously and shaking her head. Right after the spanking she had said she would tell Mama, but when she thought about it calmly, she couldn’t bring herself to spread such a rumor.
“O-okay. Nia will keep quiet too, so that settles it! Therefore Teacher Ludo must not tell anyone either!”
“Of course. So you make one promise with teacher as well.”
“What promise this time?”
“As you can see, I’ve respected your customs quite enough. So you will also promise not to wander around outside naked and covered in body paint, following what teacher says.”
“Will you scold me if I do?”
I lifted the iron whip.
“I know! It was a joke, a joke! Now that I know there’s a scary person like teacher around, Nia won’t do those things anymore! If I do it, it’ll only be inside the club! I’ll behave properly outside!”
Seeing her brown butt cheeks quiver, I felt greatly relieved. With that reaction, it seemed she wouldn’t act recklessly again.
“If I’d known she’d listen this well, I should have spanked her from the beginning…”
“Hiiik~!”
“I’m joking too.”
“L-liar… You were definitely thinking of spanking Nia’s butt just now~!?”
As if I would do something as embarrassing as spanking the former queen’s ass twice. But I simply smiled suspiciously and kept up the pressure. Now that I knew she behaved when threatened, I planned to make use of it from time to time.
The discussion ended quickly after that, and everyone unanimously agreed to follow the method I had proposed.
Another busy day is beginning.
First I should contact the principal. There really isn’t an easy day.