Jesus and Patience -1
The match against Japan had ended. Even after Jesus was sent off, Korea held firm against Japan's attacks, finishing with a clean sheet. The Republic of Korea secured a resounding 4-0 victory away in Japan, but people's attention wasn't on the win—it was elsewhere.
Hahoe Jesus-ment!
Am I the only one amazed by the accuracy? It was quite a distance, but he nailed it.
I was more impressed than shocked too.
We won the game, but lost in manners.^^ The other players were sportsmanlike, but one guy ruined it.
Yeah, right?^^ He's got a bad reputation and seems like a problem child.^^
Lost the game, but happy to see Jesus Sima's play!
Jesus Sima got sent off, but kindly signed autographs and took pics outside the stadium!
Handsome and sweet guy, kakkoi~! Yuna-unnie, I'm jealous!
No worries, totally not true lmao
Pro tip: In Korea, just watch out for old folks, kids, and women!
Oi oi! Is this a wuxia novel? lmaooooooo
Hope the suspension is light so he can smash other teams!
Why? You're rooting for Chung? You Jainachi or what?
Think logically, idiot! With this result, Korea's top of the group, so we're aiming for second. If Jesus plays, he'll smash everyone equally and make our qualification easier.
lololololol just go cheer anyway
lmaoooooooo scalpers crashing in real time lmaoooooooo
(Scalper prices tanking .jpg) Na-----rak!
Look at that graph drop lmaoooooooo
Real talk, suspended strikers suck ass
Scalpers welcome~
Thank god... Was gonna buy scalped tix after Japan match
Ah shit I got scalped tix, fucked!!!
Real. (Jesus loves it .avi)
lolololololololololol
Loves it? You fuck, loves it?!
Yeah, resting without playing lololol
What? That pronunciation hits too hard lololol
Having notched a hat-trick in the Korea-Japan match and led the national team to victory, Jesus opened his eyes in his Madrid mansion. Feeling a heavy weight on his stomach, he cautiously lowered his head. There was Yohan, clutching a soccer ball, straddling his belly.
"Dada up? Soccer!"
"Nngh... Yohan, where's Mommy?"
"Mommy busy!"
"YouTube filming, huh..."
As he slowly tried to sit up, his whole body screamed in protest. With a 14-hour flight, fatigue had piled up, it seemed. Jesus grumbled, flopping back onto the bed.
"Nngh... Gotta achieve goals faster. What kinda suffering is this at my age?"
Watching this, Yohan toddled over and prodded his dad.
"Dada! Soccer!!!"
Having skipped the Asia Final Qualifier Round 5 due to suspension, Jesus got an unintended vacation. To Yohan, Dad's time off felt like a birthday gift. But Jesus spent most of Yohan's waking hours asleep, battling jet lag and long-haul exhaustion.
"No more! No more!"
Yohan's patience was wearing thin. Having waited for chances to wake Dad and play, he remembered Mom left for work every Friday at 10 a.m. Just as planned, with the obstacle gone, Yohan grabbed his ball and climbed onto Jesus' belly, waiting for him to rise.
"Yohan, wanna go watch Mommy work?"
"No!"
Yohan shook his head furiously at Dad's words. Instinctively, he knew going to Mommy with Dad meant scolding. Unaware of his son's feelings, Jesus resorted to petty blackmail on his own kid.
"I'll feed you and play after."
"No!"
"Then Dada sleep more."
"Waaahhh! No! Play!!"
Stroking the head of his tantrum-throwing, crying son, Jesus carefully proposed again.
"Then we go to Mommy, eat, and play?"
Yohan, realizing Dad might really bail if he kept refusing, nodded at the offer.
"Otay..."
Finally rising from bed, Jesus scooped up Yohan and headed to Song Yuna's YouTube filming room.
Knock knock-!
Knocking lightly and opening the door, he saw Song Yuna with hollow, tired eyes.
"Aigoo! You Jesus bastard! Stop promoting Un-Happy already!"
At Song Yuna's harsh words, Jesus hurriedly covered Yohan's ears. Still fuming, she huffed and puffed.
"What? What's going on...?"
Jesus approached cautiously, placing a hand on his wife's shoulder to calm her. Glancing over to see what was up, he let out a groan. There sat FM—Football Manager, the widow-maker.
"...Huh? Honey, you're up? Did Yohan wake you?"
Yohan, catching Mom's fierce glare, burrowed into Dad's chest. Jesus stroked his head and shook his own.
"Nah, time to get up anyway. What're you doing?"
Song Yuna whined, looking at Jesus.
"...Playing FM, but Jesus keeps getting promoted to Un-Happy. Gets sent off for hitting opponents mid-game, then suspended. Low loyalty and patience stats, maybe?"
At her continued complaints, Jesus could only awkward-smile.
"Uh... Should I complain to the devs about the stats?"
"Huh? No, the stats seem pretty realistic..."
Jesus thought to himself at her words. Guess I do need to complain to the game company...
Match end. La Liga Round 13: Real Madrid 3 : 1 SD Eibar
Match end. La Liga Round 14: Real Madrid 7 : 0 RCD Espanyol
Match end. La Liga Round 15: Real Madrid 2 : 0 SD Huesca
Hasn't hit the soccer forums.
Shivering... Hyung, it's cold without you. Come baaaack!
lmaoooo ends tomorrow~ Held out long for Jesus hyung tho.