Waking Up to the Strongest Being in the World Milking Me Dry
I let out a long sigh.
With both hands neatly clasped under my chin and my eyes gently closed, I whispered in a reverent tone.
“The day of the decisive battle has finally arrived.”
This is what I’ve been enduring months of instant ramen for.
Like someone performing a sacred ritual, I swept my hand across the desk in one smooth motion.
Rattle. Clatter!
The empty beer cans that had been piled up tumbled noisily to the floor.
Whatever. At least I technically cleaned up.
Okay, surroundings sorted… now then.
For the best possible outcome, fresh oxygen to the brain was essential.
I shot up from my seat and threw open the tightly shut window.
Inhale—
The moment I took a deep, solemn breath of the outside air with a determined expression—
“Cough! Hack, ughhh!”
Of course the fine dust would be at its absolute worst today.
The brutal cloud of dirt slammed mercilessly into my throat.
A violent coughing fit brought tears to my eyes, but my resolute gaze fixed on the monitor never wavered.
Still hacking, I collapsed back into my chair and wiped the sweat from my palms onto my pants.
Then I gripped the mouse tightly.
“Alright. Today feels good. I’m ending this in one shot.”
My index finger finally flicked forward with crisp confidence.
Click!
Click. Click. Click. Click!
“Please, please, please…!”
I’m begging you!!! I’ll arm myself with blind loyalty from now on and whale like a champion, so just give me one good pull, you damn devs!!
Leaning so close to the monitor that my nose nearly touched it, frantically rubbing my hands together—I looked like the most pathetic gambler alive.
Even I thought it was disgusting, but right now that didn’t matter one bit.
—Ding! Ding! Ding-ding-ding!
With a noisy mechanical chime, results began popping up one after another across the screen in bright flashes.
I held my breath and widened my eyes.
Blue. Blue. And more blue.
Not a single glimmer of the glorious rainbow I’d been praying for. Just a miserable sea of common blue light.
[R], [R], [SR], [R]…….
The most pathetic lineup imaginable. Not even a single top-tier unit no matter how hard I looked.
“Haa……”
But there was still hope.
The pity counter displayed at the top of the screen read 190/200.
Just one more ten-pull and I’d be guaranteed a highest-grade character.
“Yeah. If that one specific character comes home right here, I can forgive everything.”
My hands trembled violently.
I dumped every last bit of remaining currency into the gacha and gripped the mouse with white knuckles.
“Please… I’ve sunk this much into it. It’s about time, right? Huh?”
I held my breath and slammed the button.
Click.
—Ding-ding-ding-ding!!
Suddenly, a brilliant rainbow radiance exploded across the entire screen, so bright I could barely keep my eyes open!
Whoaaaaaaa! Is it actually coming?!
The effect slowly faded away.
“It’s finally here!!”
The silhouette of my fated character was finally revealed.
But……
“……Huh?”
The figure waving at me with an innocent V-sign was a scrawny little skeleton of a kid.
A so-called “flat” character.
“……She’s, she’s cute, I guess.”
Those sparkling eyes almost sucked me in, but I had to snap out of it.
This wasn’t the overwhelmingly voluptuous “that one” I had been desperately longing for!
“Aaaaaagh! No, cute is cute, but how the hell did I get an off-rate on pity?!”
Thud.
I slammed my forehead against the desk in utter defeat.
My grand plan……
Tsk…
“Haa… Twenty-seven years old and what the hell am I even doing with my life?”
While everyone else was grinding for jobs and building specs, buried in libraries, I was pulling night shifts at a convenience store on top of my main gig just to scrape together 150 bucks a month.
That blood money… a whole million won…
All of it had just been gloriously vaporized on one smiling pixelated brat.
A crushing wave of self-loathing crashed over me.
“Those damn Empire Harem Chronicles devs……”
Grind. Gnash.
The sound of teeth grinding filled the room.
Rage boiled up at the twisted, predatory system that refused to give you the featured character even after hitting pity.
“This garbage game, I’m seriously quitting. I’m done!”
Fueled by fury and resentment, I shook as I grabbed the mouse to hurl it—
Daily Login Reward: 1 Special Summon Ticket
A small red notification light on the mailbox icon at the top of the screen caught my eye.
Just one more pull.
A single scrap of currency that could let me roll once more.
The hand that had been raging about deleting the game moments ago now hovered hesitantly in the air before gently settling back onto the mouse.
“……”
The featured character had a pitiful 0.7% chance.
There was no way a single daily reward ticket could beat those abysmal odds.
I know. I know, you stupid black cow.
My brain understood that it was impossible even if my skull split open.
“Fine. Since it’s already ruined, I might as well use the freebie before I quit.”
A lightning-fast rationalization.
I gripped the mouse tightly once again.
This was truly, honestly my final challenge.
“Go on then. Make me as miserable as possible.”
A mix of resignation and stubbornness, I weakly pressed the mouse button.
Click.
—FLASH!!
Suddenly, a blinding golden light swallowed the entire room as if the monitor had exploded.
It was a mythical, god-tier animation that completely surpassed the usual rainbow effect for the highest rarity.
As the effect faded, the silhouette that filled the screen was exactly the overwhelmingly voluptuous “that one” I had longed for.
Holy shit, it came. It actually came!
A insane miracle—beating 0.7% odds with nothing but a trash daily ticket!
“Uwaaaaaah!! I’m losing it!! It came! It really came!!!”
I kicked my chair back and hopped around the room like a wild animal.
I felt like I owned the world. A million won? That was nothing but a noble sacrifice for this one character!
“Hahaha! I did it! Did you see that, you worthless devs?! I am the victor—!”
The exact moment I clenched both fists and roared in ecstasy—
—BANG!!!
The door flew open with a sound like it was about to shatter, followed by a bone-chilling roar I knew all too well.
“Hey!!! Kang!!! Hyun!!! Woo!!!”
Mom using my full name. This was serious.
“You worthless bastard!! What the hell are you doing screaming in the middle of the night instead of sleeping?!”
“M-Mom! No, wait, I finally hit the 0.7 percent miracle—!”
“Miracle my ass! The neighbor’s kid Chulsoo just landed a job at Samsung and his mom’s been handing out beef all over the neighborhood!”
Whoosh. Whoooosh—!
The fly swatter sliced threateningly through the air.
The sharp whoosh of it cutting the wind sent a chill down the back of my neck.
“You’re twenty-seven years old and all you do is sit in your room hugging a monitor and screaming?! Aigoo, what sin did I commit in my past life to give birth to something like you and then have to eat seaweed soup because of it?!”
“……”
The brutal reality check hurt worse than any back-smack. My bones went cold with the sudden awareness of how pathetic I was.
“Turn that noisy thing off right now! Don’t you have the morning shift at the convenience store tomorrow?!”
The absolute ruler and victor of the continent from just moments ago instantly clamped both hands over his mouth and nodded frantically like a scolded puppy.
“Y-Yes… I’m going to sleep. Sleeping now.”
—Bang!
The door slammed shut without mercy.
I hurriedly shut down the computer under the terrifying threat.
In the dark room, as I lay blankly on the bed, a deep wave of misery washed over me from the marrow of my bones.
Wait, that kid Chulsoo who used to go to the PC bang all the time actually got into Samsung??
While other people walked around with big company IDs around their necks, I was stuck in this gutter life where I had to scan barcodes at a convenience store again tomorrow.
“Haa……”
But even as I pulled the blanket over my head, I secretly turned on my phone screen.
Inside the pitch-black blanket.
Beyond the brightly glowing screen, she smiled brightly at me with an overwhelming, explosive volume that looked like it could burst out laughing any second.
“Hehe… Heh heh heh.”
The bitter self-loathing that had been crushing me vanished in an instant.
I couldn’t hold back the laughter leaking out; the corners of my mouth stretched so wide it felt like they might tear.
“Kyah… This is actually insane. Insane.”
[UR] Bloody Empress, Erzsébet Erna.
The elegant text glowed.
Beneath it, the viciously voluptuous chest and hip lines that looked ready to burst out of the screen completely captured my gaze.
What was her setting again? The cold-hearted, strongest being in the world without blood or tears…?
“Aww, who cares about that. Those tits… I mean, that chest……”
Slurp.
I unconsciously swallowed a mouthful of drool.
Completely entranced by the figure on the screen, I slowly slipped my hand under the blanket and into my pants.
My lower half was already raging so hard it wouldn’t even fit in one hand.
With a fine lady like this right in front of me, just going to sleep would be an insult to any decent gentleman.
“Ahem, hm……”
In the dark room,
only the rustling of the blanket and heavy breathing began to echo stickily.
“Ugh……”
A short groan escaped me not long after.
My hand trembled as I released the pleasure, letting out rough breaths.
A thick wave of post-nut clarity and languid exhaustion washed over my entire body.
I roughly cleaned up with some tissue, tossed the phone beside the bed, and closed my eyes.
Hehe, Erna’s tits……
Sleep came sweeter than honey that night.
“Haa……♥ Ah, aah……!”
…What? Did I fall asleep with porn on?
My half-asleep brain slowly began to focus.
What filled my vision wasn’t the yellowish ceiling of my one-room apartment,
but a dazzling chandelier and a red-haired woman violently shaking her hips on top of my stomach.
“……A, a woman?!”
Before I could even feel shocked, an overwhelming weight suddenly pressed down on me with savage force.
“Huaaah……♥ Ah, aah…… hng!”
Urgh…!
An electric thrill shot up my spine as her hips slammed down violently.
The brutal, merciless pounding forced an animalistic groan out of me as my back arched like a bow.
Amid that dizzying pleasure,
the silhouette of the woman on top of me filled my vision as she panted heavily.
Her bright red hair, glistening with sweat under the moonlight.
And those viciously massive breasts, bouncing wildly above my face with every ragged breath—breasts so unreal I couldn’t believe they existed in reality.
Wait. That red hair? That explosive body? No way… E-Erna?!
It was the exact same unique chest and hip lines I had been staring at in complete awe on my screen before bed.
There was no mistaking it. My mouth fell open in pure shock.
Between the fluttering red strands, arrogant blue eyes stared straight down at me.
A sticky, lust-drenched gaze wrapped itself around me.
“You… shall be mine for all eternity…♥”
Slide.
Her hot skin completely collapsed onto me.
The moment her heavy, sweat-soaked breasts pressed firmly against my chest, the scorching insides that had swallowed my shaft began squeezing with insane force.
“Uhh…!! It’s, it’s squeezing meee…!”
My mind was panicking, but my lower body had already completely surrendered to instinct.
Along with the overwhelming mass pressing down from above, her merciless milking began in earnest.
Squelch. Squish—!
Her figure, red hair flying as she slammed down without mercy, was the very image of a greedy tyrant.
The inside that had swallowed my shaft without a single gap squeezed viciously, as if trying to wring out even the fluid in my spine.
Ughhh…!
An insane pleasure that seemed determined to suck out every last drop without leaving even a single one behind.
The ferocious stimulation rushed over me like it wanted to squeeze out the very last drop.
Slosh. Squish—.
Twitch, squeeze—!
The pleasure clamped down so violently it felt like it was binding everything. My vision flickered and went completely black.
Unable to withstand the violently surging sensations, I finally erupted white all the way to my limit.
“Fufu…♥”
A languid, utterly satisfied, and seductive laugh from the empress clung stickily to my ear.
With that strange, spine-tingling afterglow as the finale—
Thud—.
The fuse in my brain blew out, and my consciousness drifted far, far away.