S-Rank Savior and the Semen Windfall
Was it because my semen just wouldn't stop? T_T Think... a way to break out of this mess... How to escape turning into a drug-addicted cum-spewing slave for crippling that A-rank bastard Min-su...
Wait, fuck, hold on.
I'm S-rank, right?
Can't that do something?
"Anyway... the trial's set for three days from now... You'll have to find your own lawyer or whatever..."
"Hold on a sec, Officer... Could you take a look at this first...?"
- Whoosh.
I dropped my pants to flash the S-rank certificate...
"...Um, even if you're trying to pull out your dick... we're not the kind of cops who take bribes or anything like that...?"
"? What the hell are you talking about...?"
Oh, right. I'd given it to Chae-eun, hadn't I?
No wonder it felt so breezy down there...
"Chae-eun!!!!!!!"
"Huh...? Oh? Yeah!"
Chae-eun, who'd been staring blankly into space.
Fuck... I'm in deep shit right now, and she's spacing out?
"Hurry up!!! The certificate!!!!!!"
"Huh...? What do you want?"
"The paper!!!!!! The one I pulled out of my pants earlier!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Oh!!!!!"
- Shlick—
S-rank Male Certificate: Kang Jin-hyeok
This certifies that this male has received S-rank on his first physical exam.
- Sarang Hanbang Hospital ♥ Director Park Se-ah
Se-ah was the hospital director, huh...
Not the issue right now.
"Take a look at this."
A dark shadow loomed over the policewoman's eyes.
"S... rank...?"
She stared at the certificate with the dazed look of someone hit by a hypnosis app, trembling faintly now and then, no other reaction.
...Did I get her?
Even when I tested her with that line, no response from the policewoman.
"...Hey."
"Eek!!!!!!!!!!!"
What the hell? Why'd she scream all of a sudden...?
"I'm sorry! I have a family to support—a rabbit-like husband and his three fox-like wives to take care of! Please, just this once, show mercy, and there'll never be any misunderstandings again. I'll make sure to provide focused escort for the gentleman from now on so nothing like this repeats, and if you're still not satisfied, please end it with just my life..."
Suddenly, the policewoman flattened herself on the floor and unleashed a machine-gun barrage of words.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry..."
Things should be sorted now, right? With apologies like that...
"A worthless cop like me dared to touch an S-rank gentleman's noble body and even drag him to the station..."
Come to think of it, Yoon Chae-eun was fucking insolent... I was on the verge of becoming a drug-addicted cum fountain, and she was just zoning out?
She's dead when we get home... For real...
First, pound her pussy till it's torn, then stop right before climax...
"...and I cuffed your wrists to restrict your freedom, and even threatened punishment in this coercive atmosphere..."
"Ah, fuck, shut up for a sec."
"...!"
I'm in the middle of planning how to wreck Chae-eun's pussy right now...
The policewoman's muttering is breaking my concentration.
...Gotta get out of here first.
Honestly, now that I've proven I'm S-rank, they'll let me go, right?
"Can I go home now?"
"...!"
"Hey?"
The policewoman stayed glued to the floor, silent.
No way... Because I told her to shut up?
"...You can talk now."
"Thank you, sir... For showing such undeserved mercy to trash like me... Of course you can go home. But..."
Ah, so that was the problem.
But...
"But?"
Fuck... What now?
That goblin-dick Min-su was just A-rank, and I'm S-rank on my first exam.
We're born different, aren't we?
But is there still some crime left?
"Sigh..."
"Eek...! I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"
...Can't even sigh.
Fine... No point getting mad at her.
Should've just killed that Min-su bastard if I knew it'd be like this.
"When can I go home?"
"W-Well... You have to pay the fine first..."
"...Fine?"
What was it earlier—three years of chakjeong or something? Anyway, not some bullshit punishment like that?
Yeah, whatever... Beating up a weak pussy-ass dude hard and paying some cash is doable...
A few million won at most... Right?
Luckily, I had my wallet stuffed by Yeon-hwa and the check card linked to her account.
If it's a few million... I could handle it.
"How much?"
"Most S-rank gentlemen get immunity... B-But this assault was a special assault on an A-rank gentleman, so the fine's about 100 million won..."
"What the fuck?"
"Eek...!!!"
A 100 million won fine? What the hell?
"B-But! With Inspector Park So-yeon's authority, I can of course reduce the fine."
"Oh... How much then?"
"60 million won!"
"Bullshit."
"Eek...!"
Hold on...
"Can I pay that with semen?"
"...Pardon?"
"Semen. Sperm. You know? The thick, sticky baby batter squeezed out of a guy's cock..."
"Ah! I know! So please, tone it down..."
"...Anyway, can I?"
The policewoman fell into deep thought, silent for a long stretch after hearing me out.
"...It's such an unprecedented idea that I was slow to respond. So, you're saying you'd substitute semen valued as money to pay the fine..."
"Short version."
"Yes, you can..."
Perfect.
Let's wrap this up and head home.
"Chae-eun."
"Huh?"
The moment the policewoman answered, I dropped my pants and called Chae-eun.
Ignoring the policewoman's mutter of 'Eek...! That's a dick...?'...
"Pussy-mouth, right on it."
"Mmph?!!"
I grabbed Chae-eun's head and shoved my cock into her tiny lips.
"Guhk?!...... Slurp...! Suck...! ♥"
Startled by the massive rod suddenly pressing her throat, Chae-eun quickly switched to her familiar tongue work, stimulating my dick.
As expected... Worth the training.
A little sister who gives head anytime, anywhere without complaint...
I could never go back to a life without her.
Like telling a junkie to quit cold turkey and live normally.
No matter how much I fuck other women, I'd never forget Chae-eun's and Yeon-hwa's pussies.
Well... We're together till death now anyway.
I really felt the preciousness of family, something I'd never had in my past life.
- Pat pat ♥
"Mmm? ♥ Hng... ♥ Slurp... Slurp... ♥"
As I stroked her head, Chae-eun let out lewd moans and tightened her throat-pussy.
"Hng... This is... S-rank... ♡ Totally different from my B-rank husband's dick... ♡"
At some point, the policewoman had sidled right up.
Watching Chae-eun's blowjob, she frantically fingered her pussy and pinched her tits.
I wanted to tell her to stop masturbating and even looking... but...
...She's turning me on, so whatever.
No plans to fuck the policewoman... but the stimulation on my dick felt mysteriously stronger.
Probably Chae-eun getting jealous...
"Slurrrp...! Hng...!!! ♥"
Chae-eun sucked desperately to draw my gaze.
"Glurk...! Guh...! Gk...!"
She worked it almost to the root, squeezing hard.
"Haaang...! Haat! Me too... I want a dick like that...! Haat! ♥"
With a front-row view of the policewoman's uniform masturbation show...
And Chae-eun's diligent sucking... I was about to cum.
"Hng...? Slurp slurp slurp ♥♥♥—!"
Realizing I was on the edge, Chae-eun upped the tempo.
"Lick lick ♥ Slurp! ♥ Slurp! ♥"
The glans-sucking and tip-licking was too much to hold back.
"Ngh...! Gonna cum...!"
"Mmm...! ♡"
Lick lick lick ♥
Her urging tongue finally made me...
- Spurt ♥—! Spuuuurt ♥♥♥——!!!
Semen burst out like a dam breaking.
Chae-eun's mouth ballooned like a bubble, but it kept pouring endlessly.
"Puhah... Ptui...! Haa ♥"
Way past capacity.
Chae-eun didn't swallow—instead, she politely cupped her hands, spat it out, then took my dick back in.
Lick lick ♥ Lap lap ♥
Her gentle tongue helped milk out a refreshing load, filling her hands and puffing her cheeks full before stopping.
Now, hand this to the policewoman...
"Haaang... ♡ Diiick... ♡"
"...!"
Ah, fuck... Should I just wreck her pussy till she forgets her husband and all?
"Officer."
"Haaa... ♡"
"Hey."
"Y-Yes! Yes! Did you call me!!"
"Stop fingering your pussy and get something to hold the semen."
"Y-Yes...! Gulp gulp! Puh! F-First, use this!"
A black tumbler with a cute rabbit cop illustration.
She quickly dumped the liquid inside and thrust the tiny tumbler at me.
"Chae-eun, spit it here."
"Oka—"
We filled the small tumbler with all the semen from Chae-eun's mouth and hands.
"My god..."
Like the policewoman's involuntary sigh, we'd succeeded in a massive load—nearly filling the 80ml mini tumbler.
This had to be at least 70ml.
So... 7 billion won...?
Kim Cheol-su, another S-rank, got 100 million per ml... As S-rank, so do I.
One ejaculation: 7 billion won...
After the 60 million fine, 6.94 billion left.
"This is way too much... You'll have plenty left even after the fine...!"
"What happens to the remainder after the fine?"
"Huh? Obviously, it's converted at Korean Sperm Bank rates, and the difference goes to your account...?"
"Aha..."
"Then deposit half to my account and donate the rest."
"...... Pardon?"
Huh, hard of hearing?
Makes sense, she misunderstood earlier too...
"Let me say it again. Half to..."
"No no... I heard it all... But... Are you serious...? You could buy a 1-billion-won designer bag or 2-billion-won shoes like other gentlemen... And you're donating...?"
"Dead serious. Just process it."
"......"
For some reason... the policewoman started looking at me with sultry eyes.
To dodge her lunging at me, I grabbed Chae-eun and headed home.
'Honestly, the cop's too ripe.'
If she's my type, she'd have to be Yeon-hwa level. That's...
Chicken-coop auntie territory.