Chapter 22
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 22
Chapter Title: Dujjeonku... How Much?!
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Dujjeonku is fuck... how much?
“Hoo...”
I catch my breath, calming my excited body.
“Hng...♥”
“No more...♥ Cock no more...♥ Mmm...♥”
Park Se-ah and Nurse Kim Suyeon lie sprawled out, the simple hospital bed soaked in so much cum and pussy juice that even this filthy room looks clean by comparison.
‘...Did I go too far?’
Honestly, they started it by getting me all worked up.
My dick's beyond human level...
They called it surpassing S-Rank...
When they shower me with that kind of praise...
‘「Sex」... what else could I do...?’
Anyway.
- Rustle.
I grab the two documents from Park Se-ah's desk.
[Azoospermia Confirmation Result...]
[S-Rank Male Certificate...]
‘Hoo...’
Now I can strut home with the confirmation I've wanted so badly—no azoospermia—and the bonus S-Rank dick grade certificate (S-Rank Male Certificate).
‘Cleanup...’
......
Eh... they'll handle it themselves.
- Scratch scratch...
[010-XXXX-XXXX.]
I scribble just my number on a small Post-it from Park Se-ah's desk and leave it there.
If they fuck up and lose it...
‘Their fault, not mine.’
I won't take responsibility.
Only women—no, bitches—completely obedient to me can be mine.
Who made that rule?
Me.
The first guy certified S-Rank cock, a male bursting with 200% testosterone, nothing like this world's 7.7cm micro-dick losers.
And on top of that... my cum, thick and creamy like a cream-filled boba bun, worlds apart from those watery azoospermic loads.
You think a stud like me would settle for just 1-2 or 6-7 bitches clinging to him?
‘Not a chance.’
Mark my words... at this rate... at least half of Korea's women will be my wives.
Hence, my Kang Jinhyuk internal regulations...
「Kang Jinhyuk Wife Criteria Law (XX Year~ Revised)」
According to this law... my bitches must submit of their own accord.
...Which is why I've decided to only claim the ones who come to me first.
You might think:
‘Wait??? Fuck, doesn't that mean jealous bitches too???’
Perfect timing—Inner Kang Jinhyuk Unit 6974 just asked the right question for this situation.
Hmm, fair point.
‘Right??? This is so fucked. No matter how much of a macho-appealing hyper-macho poser I am, even with 200% testicle cosplay as Kang Jinhyuk...’
True.
- Pow! (Inner Kang Jinhyuk Unit 6974's jaw explodes)
......
Fuck it.
My dick's precious, so I do what my dick wants, and no one's complaining.
Anyway... this hospital duo's fate is up to them.
I'll just keep walking my path...
‘Fuck... you're just gonna go home and fuck Yeonhwa and Chae-eun's pussies... stop acting cool...’
Inner Kang Jinhyuk Unit 7474 mutters.
- Pow! (Inner Kang Jinhyuk Unit 7474's spine snaps)
A Kang Jinhyuk muttering like a wimp?
No such thing exists...!!
“......Suddenly craving something sweet...”
Did using my brain after so long do this...?
- Zing—
My head suddenly starts throbbing.
My body... my whole body is screaming for sugar.
What I need right now... chocolate? Anything sweet would do.
‘First... to a cafe...!’
Whether I drink something sweet or eat dessert... I need to kill this headache first.
- Slam—!
I burst out of Exam Room 1.
From the steamy, thick-scented room into the cool hospital corridor...
‘Feels like Nurse Kim Suyeon's passionate blowjob, even licking my balls...’
That thorough, lewd, slick tongue work... unforgettable.
‘Kinda regret leaving...’
If they don't call... I'll come back under the pretense of a follow-up test.
That's when.
- Clang!
Lost in these delusions right outside Exam Room 1, I hear the sound.
“Eep!”
A woman in a pink nurse outfit clamps her hand over her mouth.
Probably a nurse here...
‘Or that'd be even more trouble...’
That slutty nurse uniform is exclusive to 「Love Oriental Medicine Hospital ♥」.
It has to be.
Otherwise, in public, I'd get hard and...
‘Kyaa!!! Look at that guy! He's 「erect」!!!’
‘What...? That's not a gun tucked in there...? Guns are illegal in our country...!’
‘Wait, erect...? So that's his dick...?’
‘...What kind of cum does that guy shoot...?’
...My absolute stud status would be exposed.
I don't want to tame bitches who don't get hard for my dick.
It's better for them and for my dick's health.
No matter how endangered human males are in this world, I won't let them exploit me.
...Back to the point.
That woman in the slutty outfit with tits bigger than her head...
Definitely a nurse here.
She dropped a metal tray with what looks like a syringe...
Now I'm sure.
She must've figured out everything that went down in Exam Room 1.
‘She's awakened... to cock...’
Hold on.
Her face is kinda...
Maybe because I've only been fucking beauties lately... she's a bit lacking.
I'm not so dick-desperate that I'd eat junk food.
Just politely ‘ask’ her or something.
“Hey.”
“Eek! Y-Yes!”
The nurse girl hops like a startled bunny.
“The room's a mess... mind cleaning up? I'm super busy...”
I close the distance in one step, locking eyes with her.
Up close, she's kinda cute...
‘Sniff... still something missing...’
Maybe fuck her after Park Se-ah and Kim Suyeon...
But she...
Just stares blankly at my face.
- Drool—
‘She's straight-up drooling...?’
I nod at the drool spilling like a faucet, and she finally notices.
“Ah... *slurp*—Y-Yes! I'll do it!”
She stares blankly at my face, drools, then snaps to attention and scurries into Exam Room 1.
“Hah...!♥ What's this thick smell...♥ Why are Doctor Park and Nurse Kim...”
...Yeah, she'll handle it fine?
Fight on, nameless nurse girl!
Someday I'll pop your virgin cherry too!
Before leaving the hospital... I rinsed off in the shower room... but when I tried to wear the men's clothes provided...
“Argh! Fuck!”
...The hospital front desk gave me fucking hot pants and a crop top.
Wearing that shit would definitely debuff my male hormone levels.
‘Just... wear what I had on yesterday.’
It's draped neatly over the chair, not too dirty...
‘Still feels iffy wearing it again...’
Anything but this garbage outfit.
...I sort of resolve the wardrobe issue and head to the cafe near home for a sugar fix.
[Men's Coffee]
What to even call this place...
In my past life, it'd be like ‘Women's Coffee’ or something... what does coffee have to do with it...?
Ding-a-ling—
The shop has a nicely clean interior.
Clean chairs, clean-uniformed part-timer...
“Welcome... Oh...”
Why the hell is Yoon Chae-eun here?
“What are you doing here?”
“Working part-time...”
“Part-time...?”
A college student skipping school to work at a cafe...?
Our family's not that broke...
Is she earning her own allowance like a good girl?
“Got bored at home after classes ended... been part-timing lately. You knew... Oh, right...”
“Yeah...”
I see.
That's how it was.
Of course I wouldn't remember... I'm not the isekai Kang Jinhyuk...
- Zing
Fuck... sugar crash, need to eat something.
“Ugh... Anyway, Chae-eun... can you get Oppa something sweet, anything?”
“O-Oppa wants something sweet...? Does that mean you're finally remembering something?”
My head's killing me... what are you on about?
“No idea... Oppa's head hurts, so hurry...”
“Okay... Um, have you tried Dujjeonku, Oppa? I'll buy you one!”
“...Dujjeonku?”
Ahh...
I remember now.
The word that reminds me of the college duo who offered their pure bodies to befriend Chae-eun when she was about to get bullied at school...
‘But fuck, you didn't sacrifice—you raped them on your own...’
Shut up, Inner Kang Jinhyuk Unit 778!
‘...’
Anyway... I get to try Dujjeonku myself...
“Is that the shorthand for two chewy, creamy Chae-eun pussies...?”
“Eek... What?! It's Dubai chewy cookie! 20,000 won each... I'll get you one, Oppa!”
“Wait, fuck, did I hear that right?”
20,000 won a pop? What the fuck...
Back in my past life, it never topped 4-5k.
Even at peak hype, maybe 6k... never broke 10k.
Dujjeonku, the dessert world's morals committee chair, holding the line perfectly...
‘Nghoooot...!!! Couldn't keep up with this world's men's spending...!!! Buy that much and... infl...!♡ Inflated...!! Ooooh...!!!! (Inflation)’
Inflation hits Dujjeonku, drained dry by golden sun-like isekai 7.7cm micro-dicks.
Turning innocent Dujjeonku into streetwalker prices.
Who the hell buys Dujjeonku at 20k a pop?
“Here, Oppa, try it! Ahh~”
- Plop.
Half a Dujjeonku pops into my open mouth mid-delusion.
‘Fuck... that's why they rave about Dujjeonku...’
Delicious.
Nutty kataif pastry paired with post-threesome pistachio cream.
And pristine white marshmallow ready to join them...
Pure bliss.
...Then the intruder crashes the party: ‘cocoa powder’
Blanketing the small white marshmallow, gentle kataif, and pistachio cream in darkness...
The ultimate 「corrupted」 Dujjeonku.
But in flavor punch... unrivaled.
The one-of-a-kind dessert is born.
‘Hmm... even at 20k, it's...’
Gasp.
What did I just think...?
No way.
Too pricey to buy myself.
“Aww... Oppa loves it? Have the other half too♥ I'm loaded between part-time and Mom's allowance!”
- Wipe wipe.
I savor it heartily, feeling Chae-eun delicately wipe my mouth.
She's buying, so...
No problem.
Doesn't matter at all.
Nom nom...
Damn good.